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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 547 ✭✭✭loalae


    CDfm wears his girlfriends thongs back to front and still fails to fill out the front.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    loalae was worried she was pregnant but was relieved when the doctor diagnosed a beer belly


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 547 ✭✭✭loalae


    CDfm practices dancing to Westlife while watching himself in the mirror and fantasising about kissing Shane.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    loalae wants cdfm to lash him out of it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 547 ✭✭✭loalae


    niceirishfella doesn't know the difference between boys and girls.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    has no gonads.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 254 ✭✭moany


    NiceIrishFella is really a Mongolian Camel Jockey.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    nif pretends to women in nightclubs that that that "bulge" in his trousers are really a pair of football socks when its not.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    CDfm is the name given to a new strain of HIV found only amongst sheep shaggers


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    staker is really Sister Aker a transexual nun from Tralee. the Pope still wonders how a nun can belch that loud but was grateful that she changed the wheel on the popemobile.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    CDfm still thinks there's no fathers in Uganda


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Staker has finally perfected the moonwalk. Tomorrow he hopes to try it at a nightclub but this time without ice cubes rammed up his bum


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    CDfm likes to go out walkin in the evening, he's hoping someday an old man will stop and pick him up in his van....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,134 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Likes to wear a watch on each arm.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Homah has a Fago25 poster on the front of his maths book.


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    Fago 25, just put his pants back on!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    ^^ is the knob who first started calling the recession 'stephen' :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Me@ucd is really dumb, and thinks we are fooled by his name!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,134 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Always listens to an ipod (mostly choral music) but only in left ear.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Homah is no more!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,134 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Played pool with the pope


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    homah777ft is the only man in cork has to duck under the viaduct on the bandon road


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,134 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    :D

    Loves the scent of the brog


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    homah 7ft was on Wife Swap USA and the wife ran away


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    CDfm went to Manchester looking for manutd, thinking it was a popular upmarket gay-bar


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,134 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Owns a string of shops that only sell stamps.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    homah 777ft has a beacon on his head, he guides the planes down to cork airport on foggy nights....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Staker is straight.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Fago 25 watches budgie sex on the internet


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    Fago still thinks he's fighting the Falklands war


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