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What wouldn't you do for 1 million quid?

  • 08-10-2009 10:30PM
    #1
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 482 ✭✭


    Right what wouldnt you do for 1 million euros - and lets not state the obvious like riding you mother or what not.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 371 ✭✭Kradock


    Mary harney


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,883 ✭✭✭wudangclan


    i wouldn't ride robert redford.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,432 ✭✭✭df1985


    but i would ride your mother????


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 331 ✭✭glaston


    A lot more than I would admit to here!:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 251 ✭✭thatsa spicy


    let somebody torture me


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  • Posts: 3,598 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I wouldn't do a lot for 1 Million dollars.....Easy Cash.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,568 ✭✭✭candy-gal1


    hold a rat or mouse, let a bee, wasp, or jellyfish sting me!

    no way no way:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭Prof.Badass


    Kradock wrote: »
    Mary harney

    €1million for a simple normal ride? I suspect you're all talk.

    For that sorta money I'd be all over her :D.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 482 ✭✭Mont


    take it up the ass from a horse


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,892 ✭✭✭ChocolateSauce


    So long as it wasn't unethical, not much.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Mont wrote: »
    Right what wouldnt you do for 1 million euros - and lets not state the obvious like riding you mother or what not.

    Are you saying there's something wrong with me ma?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 482 ✭✭Mont


    So long as it wasn't unethical, not much.

    that has to be a piss-take


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 140 ✭✭Crow71


    Pay 2 million for it


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Get out of bed.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,702 ✭✭✭squod




    KLF burned a million quid back in the early nineties. Think about that then.
    What's a million quid worth anyhow.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Jack off into Mary O' Rourkes gob and wipe my bell on her hair.


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 99,649 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    I wouldn't hand it back


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Die


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    candy-gal1 wrote: »
    hold a rat or mouse, let a bee, wasp, or jellyfish sting me!

    no way no way:D


    its a bee sting i could understand if you said a bush master snake but a bee tho they can kill as well


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 219 ✭✭icanhearjimi


    A threesome with Pat Butcher and Mo Slater

    Watch all of Hugh Grants films, one after the other

    Watch a whole series of Big Brother

    Watch a whole series of that Kerry Fatona muck

    Drink 12 cans of cider in one night, a million wouldnt buy you a new stomach

    listen to Ray Darcy show for a month


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,683 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Ireland doesnt get McDonalds Monopoly.

    I hate their coffee but damn I love million dollar prize draws.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    There is actually very little I wouldn't do for €1m... No matter how bad or awful the 'thing' would be that I'd so, at least afterwards I could bask in the friendly glow of that seven figure bank-balance figure...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 245 ✭✭gandhi123


    Go to a Meave Higgins gig...

    Fückin Hate the bítch:mad::mad::mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,798 ✭✭✭sxt


    in a recession which ff have done ...give that lad in fas a golden handshake of hundreds of thousands ,sit idoly by as bank managers keep their million dollar bonuses, turn a blind eye to John o donoghues expenses...begars belief:(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,752 ✭✭✭pablomakaveli


    Read Bertie's autobiography.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    give my credit card details to a phone caller ensuring me i could turn it into a billion in six months!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,661 ✭✭✭✭Helix


    A threesome with Pat Butcher and Mo Slater

    Watch all of Hugh Grants films, one after the other

    Watch a whole series of Big Brother

    Watch a whole series of that Kerry Fatona muck

    Drink 12 cans of cider in one night, a million wouldnt buy you a new stomach

    listen to Ray Darcy show for a month


    id do all of those things for a tenner


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,339 ✭✭✭congo_90


    I wouldn't vote for fina fail

    I wouldn't pooh from the top of the spire maybe for sh|ts and giggles (though sounds fun. take that pidgeons!)

    I wouldn't invest in irish property


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 911 ✭✭✭994


    I would do anything for €1m - but I won't do that.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,021 ✭✭✭m83


    I wouldn't steal a handbag. I wouldn't steal a car. I wouldn't steal a baby.
    I wouldn't shoot a policeman and then steal his helmet. I wouldn't go to the toilet in his helmet and then send it to the policeman's grieving widow and then steal it again!

    I wouldn't download a film.


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