What wouldn't you do for 1 million quid?

Mont · 08-10-2009 9:30pm #1

Right what wouldnt you do for 1 million euros - and lets not state the obvious like riding you mother or what not.

Kradock · 08-10-2009 9:31pm

Mary harney

wudangclan · 08-10-2009 9:31pm

i wouldn't ride robert redford.

df1985 · 08-10-2009 9:33pm

but i would ride your mother????

glaston · 08-10-2009 9:33pm

A lot more than I would admit to here!:D

thatsa spicy · 08-10-2009 9:35pm

let somebody torture me

08-10-2009 9:36pm

I wouldn't do a lot for 1 Million dollars.....Easy Cash.

candy-gal1 · 08-10-2009 9:36pm

hold a rat or mouse, let a bee, wasp, or jellyfish sting me!

no way no way:D

Prof.Badass · 08-10-2009 9:36pm

Kradock wrote: »

Mary harney

€1million for a simple normal ride? I suspect you're all talk.

For that sorta money I'd be all over her

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Mont · 08-10-2009 9:37pm

take it up the ass from a horse

ChocolateSauce · 08-10-2009 9:38pm

So long as it wasn't unethical, not much.

AnonoBoy · 08-10-2009 9:42pm

Mont wrote: »

Right what wouldnt you do for 1 million euros - and lets not state the obvious like riding you mother or what not.

Are you saying there's something wrong with me ma?

Mont · 08-10-2009 9:42pm

ChocolateSauce wrote: »

So long as it wasn't unethical, not much.

that has to be a piss-take

Crow71 · 08-10-2009 9:42pm

Pay 2 million for it

starbelgrade · 08-10-2009 9:50pm

Get out of bed.

squod · 08-10-2009 9:57pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxC9wgm27j0

KLF burned a million quid back in the early nineties. Think about that then.
What's a million quid worth anyhow.

FlutterinBantam · 08-10-2009 10:00pm

Jack off into Mary O' Rourkes gob and wipe my bell on her hair.

Capt'n Midnight · 08-10-2009 10:01pm

I wouldn't hand it back

Professey Chin · 08-10-2009 10:05pm

Die

Snowie · 08-10-2009 10:07pm

candy-gal1 wrote: »

hold a rat or mouse, let a bee, wasp, or jellyfish sting me!

no way no way:D

its a bee sting i could understand if you said a bush master snake but a bee tho they can kill as well

icanhearjimi · 08-10-2009 10:39pm

A threesome with Pat Butcher and Mo Slater

Watch all of Hugh Grants films, one after the other

Watch a whole series of Big Brother

Watch a whole series of that Kerry Fatona muck

Drink 12 cans of cider in one night, a million wouldnt buy you a new stomach

listen to Ray Darcy show for a month

Overheal · 08-10-2009 10:40pm

Ireland doesnt get McDonalds Monopoly.

I hate their coffee but damn I love million dollar prize draws.

DazMarz · 09-10-2009 12:38am

There is actually very little I wouldn't do for €1m... No matter how bad or awful the 'thing' would be that I'd so, at least afterwards I could bask in the friendly glow of that seven figure bank-balance figure...

gandhi123 · 09-10-2009 12:43am

Go to a Meave Higgins gig...

Fückin Hate the bítch:mad::mad::mad:

sxt · 09-10-2009 1:10am

in a recession which ff have done ...give that lad in fas a golden handshake of hundreds of thousands ,sit idoly by as bank managers keep their million dollar bonuses, turn a blind eye to John o donoghues expenses...begars belief:(

pablomakaveli · 09-10-2009 1:24am

Read Bertie's autobiography.

ynotdu · 09-10-2009 1:26am

give my credit card details to a phone caller ensuring me i could turn it into a billion in six months!

Helix · 09-10-2009 2:07am

icanhearjimi wrote: »

A threesome with Pat Butcher and Mo Slater

Watch all of Hugh Grants films, one after the other

Watch a whole series of Big Brother

Watch a whole series of that Kerry Fatona muck

Drink 12 cans of cider in one night, a million wouldnt buy you a new stomach

listen to Ray Darcy show for a month

id do all of those things for a tenner

congo_90 · 09-10-2009 2:16am

I wouldn't vote for fina fail

I wouldn't pooh from the top of the spire maybe for sh|ts and giggles (though sounds fun. take that pidgeons!)

I wouldn't invest in irish property

09-10-2009 2:30am

I would do anything for €1m - but I won't do that.

m83 · 09-10-2009 2:47am

I wouldn't steal a handbag. I wouldn't steal a car. I wouldn't steal a baby.
I wouldn't shoot a policeman and then steal his helmet. I wouldn't go to the toilet in his helmet and then send it to the policeman's grieving widow and then steal it again!

I wouldn't download a film.

minidazzler · 09-10-2009 4:49am

The only thing I wouldn't do for a million is a child.

Dankoozy · 09-10-2009 6:44am

I wouldn't change a baby's nappy

****ing disgusting yokes

genericguy · 09-10-2009 8:21am

vinylmesh wrote: »

€1million for a simple normal ride? I suspect you're all talk.

For that sorta money I'd be all over her .

no you wouldn't you'd be on a tiny fraction of her.

ShooterSF · 09-10-2009 8:35am

Let's be serious here. Other than dying or risking spending your life in jail (say for killing someone) the dividing line is sex. Would you go without sex for 5 years, 10 years, life? How long for a million?

dennyire · 09-10-2009 8:55am

wouldnt blow another guy

Bill-e · 09-10-2009 9:00am

dennyire wrote: »

wouldnt blow another guy

Just the one guy for you is it?

Bill-e · 09-10-2009 9:01am

ShooterSF wrote: »

Let's be serious here. Other than dying or risking spending your life in jail (say for killing someone) the dividing line is sex. Would you go without sex for 5 years, 10 years, life? How long for a million?

In that case someone owes me a million!

Naos · 09-10-2009 9:05am

ShooterSF wrote: »

Let's be serious here. Other than dying or risking spending your life in jail (say for killing someone) the dividing line is sex. Would you go without sex for 5 years, 10 years, life? How long for a million?

No way at 10 years, f**k that.

5 years, nah I'm not sure.

As for these funny (read predictable) answers about not doing Harney etc - you all so would.

minidazzler · 09-10-2009 9:11am

dennyire wrote: »

wouldnt blow another guy

Ya probably would.

It's a million euro, all the mouthwash and therapy you could possibly want right there.

Helix · 09-10-2009 9:46am

for a million quid id swallow

In All Fairness · 09-10-2009 10:00am

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Jack off into Mary O' Rourkes gob and wipe my bell on her hair.

Recession FB. A couple of years ago you'd have paid 2 million without a thought.:p

What wouldn't you do for 1 million quid?

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