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  • 08-10-2009 09:00AM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭


    .....................................AHOY ME HEARTIES...........................................!!!



    I pillaged this idea from many moon's ago.
    I is sure it will soon feed the fish. But when its here be warned all who wish to sail here, must only use pirate talk.

    Ye can bilge-sucking all ye want, anyone who does not use pirate talk, will be hanged from the yardarm.

    All landlubber's and old salts are welcome,there be rum for ye all!!!


    ................................................SAVVY......................................................!!!

    ................................................bewarnedbig.jpg


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar

    pirates.gif


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    the-pirate-bay.jpg

    Am I doing it right?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    arr!! Shiver me timbers! We've come aground at last!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,700 ✭✭✭✭holly1


    Hail me heartys,a draught o rum,Yo Ho Ho and a bottle o bacardi!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    .............................................THEME SONG!!!...........................................



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,565 ✭✭✭thebouldwhacker


    Ahoy, I'm going shopping in Arrrrrrrrrgos later


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,700 ✭✭✭✭holly1


    Well shiver me timbers and rock me bones.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,814 ✭✭✭BaconZombie




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of rum

    Look at the size of JG's bum


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    “Enough wit' yer bilge, ye sorry, black-spotted, nattering wretch ...
    Yo ho ho an' a bottle o' rum!”
    :p:o:p


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    They chawed their victuals and corked the bung hole when the drunken wench blared "Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad"
    :p
    Me thinks ye've all cast yer seafarin' lookers upon far too many nickelodeons!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 911 ✭✭✭Flying Abruptly


    joes girls wrote: »
    .............................................THEME SONG!!!...........................................


    I do be preferrin' dis 'ere version ye filthy scallywags!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    It be true flying abruptly ya dog, but i do be liken my mad viking:)

    I do be thinking we need a flag???

    ME PUT ON ME THINKING HAT!
    hatstanddeluxe04.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 911 ✭✭✭Flying Abruptly


    Aye, that be true joeys lass, i do likin' this here flag
    Storm_Trooper_Pirate_Flag.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    It be a wee bit friendly looking,
    My timbers need to be shivered!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    joes girls wrote: »
    My timbers need to be shivered!!!

    My place...
    Tonight..

    Bring beer..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Ahoy wazdakka!

    I was really only looking for a jolly roger(or scary one).
    Me thinks ye may be a scurvy dog!!!
    I might have to hornswaggle ye of the beers!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 911 ✭✭✭Flying Abruptly


    There be no fraternisin' aboard or I'll make ye wake the plank!

    I made a flag!
    cuckoosnestflag.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,134 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Blow me down there be fine booty in this thread and I'll take the cat o' nine tails seadog who says otherwise.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Ah thanks homah;)

    Now weigh anchor and hoist the mizzen!!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,134 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    I'll man the crow's nest and have my cutlass at the ready.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    To the poop deck with you, make it all shipshape, you son of a biscuit eater!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,134 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    I better sail the seven seas for my supper before I'm keelhauled. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    Who be hogging the rum?! Give it here!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    EH... no dinner till poop deck is all done!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,134 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Toasty there be a blackjack of rum waiting for you. JG the poop deck is gleaming time to swing the lead.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    AHOY mateys! what ya be drinking this night? Somethin" ta take the chill from yer bones and warm the cockels of even yor cold black hearts?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    I left the watered down rum for ye old sea dogs, i have a bottle of vodka where my sword should be:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,134 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Get back to the futtock shrouds for that be mutiny. I'll see you dance the hempen jig yet.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    That be reason enough for a fight cap'n. We be needin' our full measure of grub 'n drink or it be mutiny!


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