AVAST YE!!!

joes girls

.....................................AHOY ME HEARTIES...........................................!!!



I pillaged this idea from many moon's ago.
I is sure it will soon feed the fish. But when its here be warned all who wish to sail here, must only use pirate talk.

Ye can bilge-sucking all ye want, anyone who does not use pirate talk, will be hanged from the yardarm.

All landlubber's and old salts are welcome,there be rum for ye all!!!


................................................SAVVY......................................................!!!

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Jesus Wept

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar

Wazdakka

Am I doing it right?

Deki

arr!! Shiver me timbers! We've come aground at last!

holly1

Hail me heartys,a draught o rum,Yo Ho Ho and a bottle o bacardi!!!

joes girls

.............................................THEME SONG!!!...........................................

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIN5w97tKAk

thebouldwhacker

Ahoy, I'm going shopping in Arrrrrrrrrgos later

holly1

Well shiver me timbers and rock me bones.

BaconZombie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rtxs1ymXLrY

colrow

Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of rum

Look at the size of JG's bum

Deki

“Enough wit' yer bilge, ye sorry, black-spotted, nattering wretch ...
Yo ho ho an' a bottle o' rum!”
:o:p

PFJSplitter

They chawed their victuals and corked the bung hole when the drunken wench blared "Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad"

Me thinks ye've all cast yer seafarin' lookers upon far too many nickelodeons!

Flying Abruptly

joes girls wrote: »

.............................................THEME SONG!!!...........................................

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIN5w97tKAk

I do be preferrin' dis 'ere version ye filthy scallywags!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPMLOcliTDk

joes girls

It be true flying abruptly ya dog, but i do be liken my mad viking:)

I do be thinking we need a flag???

ME PUT ON ME THINKING HAT!

Flying Abruptly

Aye, that be true joeys lass, i do likin' this here flag

joes girls

It be a wee bit friendly looking,
My timbers need to be shivered!!!

Wazdakka

joes girls wrote: »

My timbers need to be shivered!!!

My place...
Tonight..

Bring beer..

joes girls

Ahoy wazdakka!

I was really only looking for a jolly roger(or scary one).
Me thinks ye may be a scurvy dog!!!
I might have to hornswaggle ye of the beers!!!

Flying Abruptly

There be no fraternisin' aboard or I'll make ye wake the plank!

I made a flag!

homah_7ft

Blow me down there be fine booty in this thread and I'll take the cat o' nine tails seadog who says otherwise.

joes girls

Ah thanks homah;)

Now weigh anchor and hoist the mizzen!!!

homah_7ft

I'll man the crow's nest and have my cutlass at the ready.

joes girls

To the poop deck with you, make it all shipshape, you son of a biscuit eater!!!

homah_7ft

I better sail the seven seas for my supper before I'm keelhauled.

Toasty113

Who be hogging the rum?! Give it here!

joes girls

EH... no dinner till poop deck is all done!!!

homah_7ft

Toasty there be a blackjack of rum waiting for you. JG the poop deck is gleaming time to swing the lead.

Deki

AHOY mateys! what ya be drinking this night? Somethin" ta take the chill from yer bones and warm the cockels of even yor cold black hearts?

joes girls

I left the watered down rum for ye old sea dogs, i have a bottle of vodka where my sword should be:)

homah_7ft

Get back to the futtock shrouds for that be mutiny. I'll see you dance the hempen jig yet.

Deki

That be reason enough for a fight cap'n. We be needin' our full measure of grub 'n drink or it be mutiny!