AVAST YE!!!

joes girls

.....................................AHOY ME HEARTIES...........................................!!!



I pillaged this idea from many moon's ago.
I is sure it will soon feed the fish. But when its here be warned all who wish to sail here, must only use pirate talk.

Ye can bilge-sucking all ye want, anyone who does not use pirate talk, will be hanged from the yardarm.

All landlubber's and old salts are welcome,there be rum for ye all!!!


................................................SAVVY......................................................!!!

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Jesus Wept

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar

Wazdakka

Am I doing it right?

Deki

arr!! Shiver me timbers! We've come aground at last!

holly1

Hail me heartys,a draught o rum,Yo Ho Ho and a bottle o bacardi!!!

joes girls

.............................................THEME SONG!!!...........................................

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIN5w97tKAk

thebouldwhacker

Ahoy, I'm going shopping in Arrrrrrrrrgos later

holly1

Well shiver me timbers and rock me bones.

BaconZombie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rtxs1ymXLrY

colrow

Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of rum

Look at the size of JG's bum

Deki

“Enough wit' yer bilge, ye sorry, black-spotted, nattering wretch ...
Yo ho ho an' a bottle o' rum!”
:o:p

PFJSplitter

They chawed their victuals and corked the bung hole when the drunken wench blared "Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad"

Me thinks ye've all cast yer seafarin' lookers upon far too many nickelodeons!

Flying Abruptly

joes girls wrote: »

.............................................THEME SONG!!!...........................................

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIN5w97tKAk

I do be preferrin' dis 'ere version ye filthy scallywags!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPMLOcliTDk

joes girls

It be true flying abruptly ya dog, but i do be liken my mad viking:)

I do be thinking we need a flag???

ME PUT ON ME THINKING HAT!

Flying Abruptly

Aye, that be true joeys lass, i do likin' this here flag

joes girls

It be a wee bit friendly looking,
My timbers need to be shivered!!!

Wazdakka

joes girls wrote: »

My timbers need to be shivered!!!

My place...
Tonight..

Bring beer..

joes girls

Ahoy wazdakka!

I was really only looking for a jolly roger(or scary one).
Me thinks ye may be a scurvy dog!!!
I might have to hornswaggle ye of the beers!!!

Flying Abruptly

There be no fraternisin' aboard or I'll make ye wake the plank!

I made a flag!

homah_7ft

Blow me down there be fine booty in this thread and I'll take the cat o' nine tails seadog who says otherwise.

joes girls

Ah thanks homah;)

Now weigh anchor and hoist the mizzen!!!

homah_7ft

I'll man the crow's nest and have my cutlass at the ready.

joes girls

To the poop deck with you, make it all shipshape, you son of a biscuit eater!!!

homah_7ft

I better sail the seven seas for my supper before I'm keelhauled.

Toasty113

Who be hogging the rum?! Give it here!

joes girls

EH... no dinner till poop deck is all done!!!

homah_7ft

Toasty there be a blackjack of rum waiting for you. JG the poop deck is gleaming time to swing the lead.

Deki

AHOY mateys! what ya be drinking this night? Somethin" ta take the chill from yer bones and warm the cockels of even yor cold black hearts?

joes girls

I left the watered down rum for ye old sea dogs, i have a bottle of vodka where my sword should be:)

homah_7ft

Get back to the futtock shrouds for that be mutiny. I'll see you dance the hempen jig yet.

Deki

That be reason enough for a fight cap'n. We be needin' our full measure of grub 'n drink or it be mutiny!

joes girls

ANYONE WHO TRY'S IT, WILL WALK THE PLANK!!!

homah_7ft

I'll see you to Davy Jones before I drink watered down grog

joes girls

that be fighting talk rite there!!!


Come on what you waiting for!

Deki

ready t' fight t' th' death afore lettin' ye loot me right t' my full measure o rum. Up wit yer cutlasses lads!

holly1

Watered down grog!!shivvers me timbers davy boy,and rock me bones jg its the plank for the bucko who puts water in me grog.
YO HO HO AND A BOTTLE OF BACARDI!!!

homah_7ft

I needn't draw my monkey if you hand over the grog Drivelswigger. There be a shared loot for us both if you are sharp.

staker

away eee now the while,

man the mainstays, the night we raid the keg ae rum,and party 'til sun-up

anchor awaaaay

joes girls

Holly you can come to me cabin and drink well on the vodka i have, leave the rest to fight it out on the poop deck>(i lost davy's drawers)
want to come to me cabin just the 3 of us, staker!!!

holly1

:DMake way buckoos,wher b th Grog!!!

homah_7ft

Lads I switched the bottles. Show them your dungbies and we'll let them find the Charlie Noble.

staker

Jaysus cap'n what be here this pish??

i've drank better from the waterin hole amidships:mad:

homah_7ft

That be the head laddie.

joes girls

We still need our flag, with no kids on it(kid free zone)

homah_7ft

joes girls

OK THATS A LITTLE BIT SCARY!!!!(not good enough)

Deki

Yar! This be the Flag i fly under

homah_7ft

Yar me hearties I navigated to the shop today and plundered me some fine slipper bounty.

joes girls

I will have to hornswaggle em off your homah(i lost me slippers)

Hand em over before i scuttle your ship, and make shark bait out of ye!!!

quick, weigh anchor and hoist the mizzen before the scally know's i have pillaged em!!!!

homah_7ft

I be ready for any scallywag. My sixpounders are waiting.

staker

lay siege to that foul ship commandeered by the rebel!

dat rascal has raided me cellar,the night i'll be wearing them yon:mad: