Post a baseless lie about the last poster. Read the warning in post #1

CDfm · 07-10-2009 10:25PM

loalae dresses her pet chihuahua in doggie lingerie

loalae · 07-10-2009 10:26PM

Staker dresses up in little girls clothes and sings Britney Spears songs to himself in the mirror.

loalae · 07-10-2009 10:27PM

CDfm wears the lingerie after it's discarded by the dog.

CDfm · 07-10-2009 10:32PM

loalaes dog retrieved stakers discarded underwear which she keeps in her handbag

loalae · 07-10-2009 10:37PM

CDfm wears goat skin ear muffs and minnie mouse leggings because he thinks they're stylish.

staker · 07-10-2009 10:37PM

CDfm once tried to broker a deal between two bankers, only to end up being their rent boy

CDfm · 07-10-2009 10:51PM

staker complained to the Guards that someone had stolen his cannabis plants. When the Guards stopped laughing they arrested him.

loalae · 07-10-2009 10:57PM

CDfm rolls around his local park naked in dead leaves because he says it makes the voices in his head go away for a while.

CDfm · 07-10-2009 11:01PM

loalae sends her boyfriend for back,sack and crack bodywaxing

loalae · 07-10-2009 11:04PM

CDfm wishes somebody would send him for a back sack and crack wax.

mahamageehad · 07-10-2009 11:05PM

CDfm is flicking between porn and boards as we speak

CDfm · 07-10-2009 11:05PM

loalae gives free waxings to all comers

loalae · 07-10-2009 11:12PM

CDfm let his sister wax his legs once and became strangely aroused...

colrow · 08-10-2009 05:41AM

loaloa cuts the corners of old fertilizer sacks so she can wear said bag as incontinece pants, she keeps em up by using baling twine

Jesus Wept · 08-10-2009 06:59AM

was born without tastebuds

staker · 08-10-2009 09:20AM

The Rigger is Dr. Evil's long lost brother, plotting to hold NAMA to ransom for gazillions

CDfm · 08-10-2009 09:59AM

staker has hypnotised the Apprentice Contestants and is the brains behind Breffni

colrow · 08-10-2009 10:15AM

cdfm has been sprinkling his cds with butter and sugar then baking them in the oven, to turn em into curlie wurlies

staker · 08-10-2009 10:30AM

colrow has his own recipe for curly wurlies, how he scoops his number 2's back out of the toilet is the secret to the whole process.

CDfm · 08-10-2009 05:52PM

staker has a potty mouth

colrow · 08-10-2009 05:56PM

cdfm didn't have a costume for the fancy dress party, so his mummy made him turn his trouser pockets inside out, hang his willy out through his flies, "there don't you make a lovely Nellie the Elephant, to be sure"

Pa the Blah · 08-10-2009 06:02PM

Colrow is the name of Susan Boyle's Left eyebrow

colrow · 08-10-2009 06:05PM

Pa the Bla is really a transvestite priest who goes under the name of Mrs La Di Dah

CDfm · 08-10-2009 06:10PM

after the police dog incident Colrow decided that mooning was not a good idea. He is looking forward to the 37 stiches coming out next week.

loalae · 08-10-2009 06:23PM

CDfm lost his virginity to a homemade devise he called Betsy comprised of twine, toilet roll and a saddle. He still visits it sometimes and he has yet to use his 'skills' on a real person.