Other people using your computer for porn

My name is URL · 08-10-2009 06:00PM #1

I was out cutting the grass and when I came in my brother who's staying with me was on my PC 'looking at Bebo'..

a likely story!

I knew full well that nobody related to me could possibly be left alone at a computer and not look at porn, so I checked the history and it seems he has a thing for MILFS getting caught cheating

How should I broach the subject with him?

The thoughts of anybody other than myself fapping at my work-desk is not one I cherish.. and god knows what he wiped his sauce on afterwards :eek:

builttospill · 08-10-2009 06:02PM

My name is URL wrote: »

How should I broach the subject with him?

Spank him.

Captain Havoc · 08-10-2009 06:03PM

ROFL

_Buck Rogers · 08-10-2009 06:03PM

No need to approach him at all really is there? Set a password on it and when u leave it from now on log out.

wudangclan · 08-10-2009 06:03PM

go fap all over his work-station and see how he likes it.

Captain Havoc · 08-10-2009 06:04PM

Tell him how many tommy tanks you have at the computer, he'll never want to go near it again.

Turd Ferguson · 08-10-2009 06:05PM

Drag him to the computer and make him look at the pictures and **** in front of you. Make him keep going till it bleeds...he'll never do it again (also works with packs of cigarettes)

genericguy · 08-10-2009 06:08PM

on the plus side it'll make it easy when you have to come up with an idea for a christmas present.

brummytom · 08-10-2009 06:08PM

Don't mention it to him.

But hire him a whore or something, he's obviously ridiculously gagging for it

artanevilla · 08-10-2009 06:11PM

Sure as long as he cleans the keyboard after who cares?

admiralofthefleet · 08-10-2009 06:13PM

pat him on the back, he is turning into a man

Jet Black · 08-10-2009 06:14PM

My name is URL wrote: »

I knew full well that nobody related to me could possibly be left alone at a computer and not look at porn,

lol. How the fuk do you know this?

arybvtcw0eolkf · 08-10-2009 06:14PM

My name is URL wrote: »

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I knew full well that nobody related to me could possibly be left alone at a computer and not look at porn, so I checked the history and it seems he has a thing for MILFS getting caught cheating

How should I broach the subject with him?

"Hey Bro, what'ya think of Grandmother's ass?".

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minidazzler · 08-10-2009 06:24PM

He obviously has Mommy issues given the pron he's watching.

Ask him about it!!! Do the women look like your Mam? Same hair colour?

/V\etalfish · 08-10-2009 06:27PM

brummytom wrote: »

Don't mention it to him.

But hire him a whore or something, he's obviously ridiculously gagging for it

That'd just encourage him to do it again!
That way, he gets a **** and a free hooker.
Win win.

Turd Ferguson wrote:

Drag him to the computer and make him look at the pictures and **** in front of you. Make him keep going till it bleeds...he'll never do it again (also works with packs of cigarettes)

Can't say I've ever had a **** over a packet of cigarettes.
I'm not a smoker though..

Atavan-Halen · 08-10-2009 06:28PM

genericguy wrote: »

on the plus side it'll make it easy when you have to come up with an idea for a christmas present.

Yes, get him a MILF!

Joey the lips · 08-10-2009 06:29PM

My name is URL wrote: »

I was out cutting the grass and when I came in my brother who's staying with me was on my PC 'looking at Bebo'..

a likely story!

I knew full well that nobody related to me could possibly be left alone at a computer and not look at porn, so I checked the history and it seems he has a thing for MILFS getting caught cheating

How should I broach the subject with him?

The thoughts of anybody other than myself fapping at my work-desk is not one I cherish.. and god knows what he wiped his sauce on afterwards :eek:

Your not 5 any more. "Ma it wasnt me it was thomas" Its ok to look at porn!

My name is URL · 08-10-2009 06:30PM

minidazzler wrote: »

He obviously has Mommy issues given the pron he's watching.

Ask him about it!!! Do the women look like your Mam? Same hair colour?

Dude! Wha..!

I probably won't say anything this time.. I sterilised everything nearby

Random · 08-10-2009 06:32PM

Look at the history, get the URLs of the websites he visited and pop them into the HOSTS file. Redirect them to goatse or gayporn.com or something

Next time will be his last.

Karoma · 08-10-2009 06:34PM

1. Change the hosts file to redirect to goatse/replace pictures with others?
2. Install screen capture software: record the session and schedule it to play back as a screensaver / the next time he logs on.

/ed: Damnit Random.

chin_grin · 08-10-2009 06:38PM

http://www.sofotex.com/download/Security/Parental_Control/

Or this,

http://www1.k9webprotection.com/ (That ones free)

drunkmonkey · 08-10-2009 06:38PM

I caught our timmy at it last night and took a picture

ronnie3585 · 08-10-2009 06:38PM

My name is URL wrote: »

when I came in my brother

He was probably weirded out after you came in him so he needed a little hetero jerk.

My name is URL · 08-10-2009 06:41PM

Random wrote: »

Look at the history, get the URLs of the websites he visited and pop them into the HOSTS file. Redirect them to goatse or gayporn.com or something

Next time will be his last.

lol.. done

I redirected one of the URLs to his bebo profile, that should be a wtf moment when he tries it

genericguy · 08-10-2009 06:44PM

My name is URL wrote: »

lol.. done

I redirected one of the URLs to his bebo profile, that should be a wtf moment when he tries it

na, redirect them to one guy one screwdriver. then you can get him a psychotherapy voucher for xmas.

hopalong85 · 08-10-2009 06:45PM

This happened to me once. I left my laptop with a mate for a few days and when I returned all my browsing history had been deleted. Obviously I knew immediately what had happened. I said it to him and his face gave it away. Funny in hindsight but not so much at the time!:pac:

TheZohanS · 08-10-2009 06:49PM

Random wrote: »

Look at the history, get the URLs of the websites he visited and pop them into the HOSTS file. Redirect them to goatse or gayporn.com or something

Next time will be his last.

The what now?

randylonghorn · 08-10-2009 06:52PM

Meh, so what!

Were you any different at his age?

Think yourself lucky that his browsing history didn't throw up anything more of a shock to the system than cheating milfs ...

Turd Ferguson · 08-10-2009 06:55PM

genericguy wrote: »

na, redirect them to one guy one screwdriver. then you can get him a psychotherapy voucher for xmas.

Explain please? (in work so I cant check it)

mikom · 08-10-2009 06:56PM

Install a pop-up of your ould wans head just like that "toastie" yoke that used to pop up in Mortal combat.

Have it set to pop up every time the Milf or cougar roars "fup me big boy" or "deeper you stallion".

Should put him off for life

Agricola · 08-10-2009 07:02PM

This is easy.

Blackmail him into giving you money or doing jobs for you (cutting grass maybe!) by saying you'll tell the mother about "the filth" you found on your pc after hes used it!

OP, i dont know what age you both are. If your in your late twenties this plan maybe not be as effective!

He has good taste at least, cant beat a good milf!

Other people using your computer for porn

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