Other people using your computer for porn

My name is URL

I was out cutting the grass and when I came in my brother who's staying with me was on my PC 'looking at Bebo'..

a likely story!

I knew full well that nobody related to me could possibly be left alone at a computer and not look at porn, so I checked the history and it seems he has a thing for MILFS getting caught cheating

How should I broach the subject with him?

The thoughts of anybody other than myself fapping at my work-desk is not one I cherish.. and god knows what he wiped his sauce on afterwards :eek:

builttospill

My name is URL wrote: »

How should I broach the subject with him?

Spank him.

Captain Havoc

ROFL

_Buck Rogers

No need to approach him at all really is there? Set a password on it and when u leave it from now on log out.

wudangclan

go fap all over his work-station and see how he likes it.

Captain Havoc

Tell him how many tommy tanks you have at the computer, he'll never want to go near it again.

Turd Ferguson

Drag him to the computer and make him look at the pictures and **** in front of you. Make him keep going till it bleeds...he'll never do it again (also works with packs of cigarettes)

genericguy

on the plus side it'll make it easy when you have to come up with an idea for a christmas present.

brummytom

Don't mention it to him.

But hire him a whore or something, he's obviously ridiculously gagging for it

artanevilla

Sure as long as he cleans the keyboard after who cares?

admiralofthefleet

pat him on the back, he is turning into a man

Jet Black

My name is URL wrote: »

I knew full well that nobody related to me could possibly be left alone at a computer and not look at porn,

lol. How the fuk do you know this?

arybvtcw0eolkf

My name is URL wrote: »

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I knew full well that nobody related to me could possibly be left alone at a computer and not look at porn, so I checked the history and it seems he has a thing for MILFS getting caught cheating

How should I broach the subject with him?

"Hey Bro, what'ya think of Grandmother's ass?".

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minidazzler

He obviously has Mommy issues given the pron he's watching.

Ask him about it!!! Do the women look like your Mam? Same hair colour?

/V\etalfish

brummytom wrote: »

Don't mention it to him.

But hire him a whore or something, he's obviously ridiculously gagging for it

That'd just encourage him to do it again!
That way, he gets a **** and a free hooker.
Win win.

Turd Ferguson wrote:

Drag him to the computer and make him look at the pictures and **** in front of you. Make him keep going till it bleeds...he'll never do it again (also works with packs of cigarettes)

Can't say I've ever had a **** over a packet of cigarettes.
I'm not a smoker though..

Atavan-Halen

genericguy wrote: »

on the plus side it'll make it easy when you have to come up with an idea for a christmas present.

Yes, get him a MILF!

Joey the lips

My name is URL wrote: »

I was out cutting the grass and when I came in my brother who's staying with me was on my PC 'looking at Bebo'..

a likely story!

I knew full well that nobody related to me could possibly be left alone at a computer and not look at porn, so I checked the history and it seems he has a thing for MILFS getting caught cheating

How should I broach the subject with him?

The thoughts of anybody other than myself fapping at my work-desk is not one I cherish.. and god knows what he wiped his sauce on afterwards :eek:

Your not 5 any more. "Ma it wasnt me it was thomas" Its ok to look at porn!

My name is URL

minidazzler wrote: »

He obviously has Mommy issues given the pron he's watching.

Ask him about it!!! Do the women look like your Mam? Same hair colour?

Dude! Wha..!

I probably won't say anything this time.. I sterilised everything nearby

Random

Look at the history, get the URLs of the websites he visited and pop them into the HOSTS file. Redirect them to goatse or gayporn.com or something

Next time will be his last.

Karoma

1. Change the hosts file to redirect to goatse/replace pictures with others?
2. Install screen capture software: record the session and schedule it to play back as a screensaver / the next time he logs on.


/ed: Damnit Random.

chin_grin

http://www.sofotex.com/download/Security/Parental_Control/

Or this,

http://www1.k9webprotection.com/ (That ones free)

drunkmonkey

I caught our timmy at it last night and took a picture

ronnie3585

My name is URL wrote: »

when I came in my brother

He was probably weirded out after you came in him so he needed a little hetero jerk.

My name is URL

Random wrote: »

Look at the history, get the URLs of the websites he visited and pop them into the HOSTS file. Redirect them to goatse or gayporn.com or something

Next time will be his last.

lol.. done

I redirected one of the URLs to his bebo profile, that should be a wtf moment when he tries it

genericguy

My name is URL wrote: »

lol.. done

I redirected one of the URLs to his bebo profile, that should be a wtf moment when he tries it

na, redirect them to one guy one screwdriver. then you can get him a psychotherapy voucher for xmas.

hopalong85

This happened to me once. I left my laptop with a mate for a few days and when I returned all my browsing history had been deleted. Obviously I knew immediately what had happened. I said it to him and his face gave it away. Funny in hindsight but not so much at the time!:pac:

TheZohanS

Random wrote: »

Look at the history, get the URLs of the websites he visited and pop them into the HOSTS file. Redirect them to goatse or gayporn.com or something

Next time will be his last.

The what now?

randylonghorn

Meh, so what!

Were you any different at his age?

Think yourself lucky that his browsing history didn't throw up anything more of a shock to the system than cheating milfs ...

Turd Ferguson

genericguy wrote: »

na, redirect them to one guy one screwdriver. then you can get him a psychotherapy voucher for xmas.

Explain please? (in work so I cant check it)

mikom

Install a pop-up of your ould wans head just like that "toastie" yoke that used to pop up in Mortal combat.

Have it set to pop up every time the Milf or cougar roars "fup me big boy" or "deeper you stallion".

Should put him off for life

Agricola

This is easy.

Blackmail him into giving you money or doing jobs for you (cutting grass maybe!) by saying you'll tell the mother about "the filth" you found on your pc after hes used it!


OP, i dont know what age you both are. If your in your late twenties this plan maybe not be as effective!


He has good taste at least, cant beat a good milf!

Rylan

Tell him you had a webcam on in the room and you have caught everything on camera.:D

minidazzler

My name is URL wrote: »

Dude! Wha..!

I probably won't say anything this time.. I sterilised everything nearby

It was the same hair colour wasn't it!!! By Freudian Logic, your brother wants to screw your mother. It's a fact.:P

El Guapo!

genericguy wrote: »

na, redirect them to one guy one screwdriver. then you can get him a psychotherapy voucher for xmas.

:eek::eek: Sweet Jebus!! I just googled that and I've never seen anything like it. Think I'm gonna faint...or puke....or both. :eek::eek:

Risteard

Record him doing it again, then upload it to the site he was on under the title 'Hot Milf caught cheating by her husband' or such and such. Make sure at the centre of the video you place a picture of something like this so the thumbnail will show it. Then record his reaction to this and upload it to youtube and then post that video here.

Simple.

Mac daddy

set his homepage to " 2 Girls 1 Cup "

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

When I was in college I shared a house with 3 other lads, I came home from work one day to find that somebody downloaded some short movies to my PC, I clicked on them to see what it was. At first I thought it was all good, two pretty hot women going at it, "grand" I thought to myself, until I seen she had a mickey. Pretty shocking thing to find on your PC after a hard days work. What's more shocking is that I do not know which one of my mates is gay... O.o

randylonghorn

Madalyn Fast Stratosphere wrote: »

When I was in college I shared a house with 3 other lads, I came home from work one day to find that somebody downloaded some short movies to my PC, I clicked on them to see what it was. At first I thought it was all good, two pretty hot women going at it, "grand" I thought to myself, until I seen she had a mickey. Pretty shocking thing to find on your PC after a hard days work. What's more shocking is that I do not know which one of my mates is gay... O.o

Lol, much more likely that they were downloaded to your PC as a set-up / pishtake tbh ...

mikom

Madalyn Fast Stratosphere wrote: »

I clicked on them to see what it was. At first I thought it was all good, two pretty hot women going at it, "grand" I thought to myself, until I seen she had a mickey.

That's probably what he thought as well.

Corkfeen

Leave some lube and some baby wipes next to pc. Make the situation more awkward.:D

giggsy664

drunkmonkey wrote: »

I caught our timmy at it last night and took a picture

That son of a bitch!

candy-gal1

why would "other people" be using your computer for porn?!
bit inappropriate eh! lol

Capt'n Midnight

candy-gal1 wrote: »

why would "other people" be using your computer for porn?!
bit inappropriate eh! lol

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

>_>

<_<

Capt'n Midnight

[QUOTE=My name is URL;62452731he has a thing for MILFS getting caught cheating:[/QUOTE]Simples, catch him cheating


just mention in passing that your antivirus logs sites you visit


does he have a girlfriend, some blackmail oportunities

galwayrush

A most excellent excuse OP.:D

Panthro

My name is URL wrote: »

The thoughts of anybody other than myself fapping at my work-desk is not one I cherish.. and god knows what he wiped his sauce on afterwards :eek:

wiping sauce!:D
imagine, he probably slapped the ham all over the very mouse ur using to scroll down this page with..
durrrrrrrty!!!!!

My name is URL

papagormo wrote: »

imagine, he probably slapped the ham all over the very mouse ur using to scroll down this page with..
durrrrrrrty!!!!!

Thank Bob I had a replacement mouse.. poor Mickey doesn't know what's goin on, he's traumatised

There's not enough Dettol in the world tbh

I went through my brothers schoolbag and there was a DVD of The Field for his leaving cert

I'm in the process of copying it and editing out the good parts & replacing them with videos he watched as well as adding captions 'from his dead Grandfather' to them.. ie- "I'm watching you" , "Idle thumbs" etc

He'll die on the spot.. poor divil

Overheal

I noticed this when I started my new job, the PAssword hint for the login was "Stop using my computer for porn, Ronny"

Ronny it turns out was an outsourced IT they got at once stage to fix up computers. He came in after hours and got filthy. yech.

blueshark22

My name is URL wrote: »

I was out cutting the grass and when I came in my brother who's staying with me was on my PC 'looking at Bebo'..

a likely story!

I knew full well that nobody related to me could possibly be left alone at a computer and not look at porn, so I checked the history and it seems he has a thing for MILFS getting caught cheating

How should I broach the subject with him?

The thoughts of anybody other than myself fapping at my work-desk is not one I cherish.. and god knows what he wiped his sauce on afterwards :eek:

lol

The Big Red Button

My name is URL wrote: »

Thank Bob I had a replacement mouse.. poor Mickey doesn't know what's goin on, he's traumatised

There's not enough Dettol in the world tbh

I went through my brothers schoolbag and there was a DVD of The Field for his leaving cert

I'm in the process of copying it and editing out the good parts & replacing them with videos he watched as well as adding captions 'from his dead Grandfather' to them.. ie- "I'm watching you" , "Idle thumbs" etc

He'll die on the spot.. poor divil

Pure evil, I love it

gandhi123

At least he's not lookin' up DILFs..:o:o