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  • #512
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    We wear short shorts!!!

    Who put the Bomp in bomp shoo bomp?


  • #513
    loalae
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 547 ✭✭✭loalae


    David Morales.


    Why oh why did Shay Given not marry me?


  • #514
    It BeeMee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 748 ✭✭✭It BeeMee


    He can't commit, too fond of playing away from home.

    Inflation adjusted, how much is the 6 million dollar man worth today?


  • #515
    loalae
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 547 ✭✭✭loalae


    Not entirely sure but I'd have him anyway.


    How high does it have to be to be considered a mountain?


  • #516
    Hermy
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 11,607 Mod ✭✭✭✭Hermy


    About this high.

    How big is half a hole?

    Genealogy Forum Mod



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  • #517
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    about half as big as the whole hole

    Where oh where can my baby be?


  • #518
    loalae
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 547 ✭✭✭loalae


    In the pram.


    What colour is fortune?


  • #519
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Green ....


    will i ever be the guitar hero???


  • #520
    dennyire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,835 ✭✭✭dennyire


    Not with that drumkit you wont

    Why is my left foot heavier than my right?


  • #521
    PFJSplitter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    Your bladder is leaking into your left leg - settles in the foot


    What colour is the wind?


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  • #522
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    translucent pale blue sometimes with dazzle-snaps'

    what happened to Suzie Snowflake?


  • #523
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    She got raped by a Mars Bar!

    What would happen if Brian Cowen stopped in the middle of the street, whipped his baggs down and started wankin' in public?


  • #524
    PFJSplitter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    He'd prolly get banned from participating in any forums...:rolleyes:

    BTW - Suzy Snowflake ran off with Frosty the Snowman


    What's the difference between a dollar and a damata?


  • #525
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Whatsa damata wif you? Ya never seen a dollah? (sorry:o:p)


    9...Who has number 9?


  • #526
    loalae
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 547 ✭✭✭loalae


    Bingo!!!


    How much is that doggie in the window?


  • #527
    PFJSplitter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    The one with the waggly tail? Mama only gave me a nickel, but that was to buy a pickle!



    Are there any women here?


  • #528
    loalae
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 547 ✭✭✭loalae


    Yeah, but only real ones.


    Are there any real men?


  • #529
    PFJSplitter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    Ah sure - follow the yellow brick road, now, will ye



    Which way is up?


  • #530
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    Ask the forklift driver


    Will inflation burst?


  • #531
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    it better - don't want it to keep inflating


    what is wisdom ?


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  • #532
    PFJSplitter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    An isomer of modsiw



    Say - what ever happened to Julie?


  • #533
    loalae
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 547 ✭✭✭loalae


    She ran off to Iraq to raise goats.


    Who was Julie?


  • #534
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    Shakin Stevens' illegal lovechild


    Is this lift going up?


  • #535
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    yes! but the building it's in is going up quicker.

    have you got a bent banana


  • #536
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    I wish!!

    is it ok to say hello to sally???


  • #537
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    you can if i take the gag off:p


    where's me jumpa?


  • #538
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    on the floor by my bed;)


    who took my bottle of rum???


  • #539
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    captain morgan

    why is your bed not made


  • #540
    Toasty113
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    heres some bleach instead!

    Wheres my innocence?


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  • #541
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    cause staker is in it!


    why is you looking??
    @toasty, under my bed!


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