Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

staker · 06-10-2009 11:15PM

is that you Tom Selleck?

Was AJ really lookin out for Magnum?

Deki · 06-10-2009 11:21PM

nope he was really a replicant just biding his time...

What did Higgins Know?

rcdk1 · 06-10-2009 11:26PM

That the ashes of the average cremated person weighs nine pounds

How do they get the figs in the figrolls?

staker · 06-10-2009 11:28PM

two doberman's are better than any alarm system

i know what you're thinking, but this time you're wrong;)
was tj hooker really on the game??

Deki · 06-10-2009 11:28PM

fire em in with a gun

is this called deja vu ?

joes girls · 07-10-2009 01:17PM

nope ... dont think so!

where did the sun go?

Deki · 07-10-2009 01:24PM

Came to visit me - I hope ( HI JG !)

Will tomorrow be a better day?

joes girls · 07-10-2009 01:32PM

if it ever comes ...... then maybe!

do i need a haircut???

Deki · 07-10-2009 01:40PM

only if you'd like one... maybe just a trim

should i cut my hair short?

joes girls · 07-10-2009 05:18PM

YES go for it:)

can i see it when its done?

loalae · 07-10-2009 07:21PM

Only online

What happened to Lilo?

PFJSplitter · 07-10-2009 07:37PM

He got ripped - had to get a Stitch

Ever seen a bare bear?

loalae · 07-10-2009 07:40PM

Lots of times - they don't like wearing waistcoats

Ever seen a dressed up zebra?

PFJSplitter · 07-10-2009 07:53PM

Only in that movie "Stripes"

How soon is NOW?

loalae · 07-10-2009 07:54PM

Whenever I'm ready.

What's wrong with my keyboard?

PFJSplitter · 07-10-2009 08:14PM

It's dirty - pop it in the dishwasher

If TODAY is yesterday's TOMORROW,
Does TOMORROW ever arrive?

Deki · 07-10-2009 08:20PM

sure it's the middle door

Are you in a new local every day?

loalae · 07-10-2009 08:21PM

Only if there's an assignment due.

Will Molly Malone ever rest in peace?

Deki · 07-10-2009 08:23PM

sadly no, she's doomed to trod the streets broad and narrow throuhout eternity.

does half right count for anything?

PFJSplitter · 07-10-2009 08:24PM

Sure - it's the only part that's not WRONG

Do rainbows have an end?

loalae · 07-10-2009 08:26PM

Yeah, it's in my next door neighbours back garden.

Should I go and find the gold?

Deki · 07-10-2009 08:27PM

yes, they always end right here in my backyard. Sometimes the most amazing things come sliding down...

Are unicorns on the most endangerd list?

loalae · 07-10-2009 08:31PM

Not yet, but if we kill them off.....

How tight is security in Swiss banks?

PFJSplitter · 07-10-2009 08:31PM

Tighter than a phone pole up a mosquito's stinger.

Ever seen a jar of fog?

loalae · 07-10-2009 08:39PM

No, the gremlins keep them close.

What's the story with Wispas?

PFJSplitter · 07-10-2009 08:46PM

Can't keep a good candybar down......

How much wood does a woodchuck chuck?

Deki · 07-10-2009 08:48PM

...all the wood if a wood chuck only could.

how many pickled peppers in a peck?

loalae · 07-10-2009 08:53PM

One for you and one for me.

What's a fairy tree?

PFJSplitter · 07-10-2009 09:30PM

Family history of a homosexual

How far is up the road a piece?

loalae · 07-10-2009 09:33PM

You stop when you see the light.

Who wears short shorts?

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