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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 930 ✭✭✭*giggles*


    nichirishfella wants to "do" Rita off Coronation Street


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    *giggles* wrote: »
    nichirishfella wants to "do" Rita off Coronation Street

    what, after you? No Sloppy seconds please:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 930 ✭✭✭*giggles*


    what, after you? No Sloppy seconds please:D

    Wouldn't want you, loser.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    *giggles* wants to be the wan on John O'Donoughues expense account.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 930 ✭✭✭*giggles*


    CDfm staples posters up around his community looking for his lost cat, even though he doesn't have a cat


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    *giggles* thinks perfume is a pesticide


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    staker thinks Breffni in the Apprentice is "cool"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    CD fm has the hots for Bill, talk about a ****ed up sexuality!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    NIF thinks the penalty points on her licence will make her look older in the disco queue


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 31,195 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    staker uses nail varnish to write his thoughts on grave stones


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    ghost train thinks that Ghost Trains are real and scary and that WWE Wrestling is real.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    cdfm can often be seen in tesco's opening jamjars and licking the jam before putting the lid back on.

    Hi Holly the noo, things are ok here in scrotelend tho its very cold, hows tricks up your end ?;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    colrow attempt at bank robbery was a resounding failure. When the bank teller told him that banks in the Gaeltacht could only be robbed in Irish he went away empty handed. He has enrolled in Irish classes for the winter.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    cdfm has been going round robbing graves, and collecting penii, to make the penultimate pork sausage sandwich, seeling them from his new cafe Porkers R Us


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    colrow is John O'Donoughues speechwriter.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,433 ✭✭✭✭thomond2006


    CDfm is addicted to this thread.*












    *Not a baseless lie.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    thomond is dead crap at this game and just fancies shagging cdfm, by arse licking


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    colrow is still under investigation for the "colgate" scandal, a plan he secretly hatched himself to brush and floss shane macgowan's teeth without his due consent


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    staker likes midget porn, and has a world class dvd collection of same.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    nif is no such thing he's fat ugly and smells of his dogs wee, which he drinks to keep his teeth yellow


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,433 ✭✭✭✭thomond2006


    Where was colrow when JFK was shot?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    thomond2006 is known to invade the pitch during football tournaments at his local nudist beach wearing clothes as his homage to the ancient art of streaking.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,858 ✭✭✭Undergod


    CDfm learned to tie his own shoelaces at the age of 22.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Undergod stayed in a hotel recently and thought the bidet in the bathroom was a drinking fountain.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    CDfm is addicted to this thread.*
    not a baseless lie.


    :DLOL


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 911 ✭✭✭Flying Abruptly


    CDfm takes all these 'baseless' lies to heart and cries himself to sleep every night


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    FA thinks he can out-stare his garden gnome


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    staker believes he is the reincarnation of Twink even though Twink isn't dead.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    CDfm once spent 4 hours forwarding and reversing his car in a drive-through car wash without realising he had to put a token in.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    staker believes that Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus and that his life will improve when the spaceship arrives to take him home.


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