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  • #422
    PFJSplitter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    It 'goes missing' - still can't find the bloody place!


    Why don't the headlines ever read: "5 persons found shot to LIFE!"


  • #423
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    They don't want to encourage life


    Does your breakfast cereal talk to you?


  • #424
    James T Kirk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    It does! It says "Kill everyone... " in a really sinister voice. :eek:

    How'd you know that?


  • #425
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    I've been hearing the same I think it's a plot instrumented by the telepathic cereal killers
    (ooh that's bad)

    what's the weather like on the moon?


  • #426
    James T Kirk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    Tis nice, actually. :) All moony and stuff. (So says Russell Brand anyways... :D)

    Why oh why oh why?


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  • #427
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    just because because because

    Why does beer foam up?


  • #428
    James T Kirk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    Cus me likes to shake it like a chimp. :pac:

    Why does beer taste horrible when you first try it, but delicious on subsequent occasions?


  • #429
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    i don't know but about the time my lips get a little numb i can drink anything.

    Who invented wine?


  • #430
    James T Kirk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    Jeebus did. :) He did that water to wine trick! (Or was that Derren Brown?)

    Do we actually exist?


  • #431
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    I exist but sometimes I think i might have made everyone else up. Pinch yourself.

    When people have "out of body experiences" what do the bodies do?


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  • #432
    James T Kirk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    They just wait till the owner comes back with the keys to start them back up. :)

    Why am I typing this sentence right now?


  • #433
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    because the mind meld didn't work.

    What if one day it went up but never came back down?


  • #434
    James T Kirk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    Dunno, but it sounds good. :)

    If we banned the letter R from the alphabet, would pirates be all sad? :(


  • #435
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    yes they would be sad. How would they greet each other?


    What happens if I push this button?


  • #436
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    why yes they would, they could not go ARRRRR me matey, anymore!


    Is a fairy godparent, really a fairy???


  • #437
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    only when the moon is bare

    does a pendulum circle with the spin of the earth?


  • #438
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    No thats google earth your thinking about!


    why do people love pirates???


  • #439
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    because they have no master


    what steers a rocket?


  • #440
    beni
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43 ✭beni


    A screw Tail


    Do Bald people get Dundruff?


  • #441
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    dry skin can happen anywhere

    WHAT DID THE TOAD SAY?


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  • #442
    James T Kirk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    "Who took my stool?"

    Why is me? :(


  • #443
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    everybody knows your name

    Wouldn't you like to get away?


  • #444
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Would love to:)

    Where is i going???


  • #445
    James T Kirk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    To Cheers' Bar :)

    Where's Norm gone?


  • #446
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    To the other place, were no-one knows his name!


    Will ted still be there???


  • #447
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    he got bumped by John Goodman

    if I never existed, would everybody be better off?


  • #448
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Eh .....why would we, im alot wiser from meeting you:)(or not)


    who is mermaidman???


  • #449
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,828 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Neptunes little brother.

    Why does the sun not shine in the shed.


  • #450
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    its home to the darkside!


    Why are you in the shed???


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  • #451
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    I'm not in the shed there's spiders in that shed :(

    Why do spiders drop down on their webs in front of your nose?


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