Stupidest Facebook status visible right now

Loopy · 02-10-2009 08:19PM

<name> have you made it to the big time in the celeb world if you get invited to sing a song with Elmo or read a book with cookie monster? Gotta love Sesame Street..........Doug E Doug and Andrea Boticelli all in one day..

A foreign relative... :rolleyes:
Actually this is prob one of the good ones - this chick is obsessed with Jesus so its normally about him..

brummytom · 02-10-2009 08:19PM

Four-Percent wrote: »

No im beginning to regret going on a facebook-inviting spree now, I feel like a dirty attention ho

Aww

I've never added anyone I don't know, but there's a few people on my Facebook friends I don't know.. I feel special :P

GrahamThomas · 02-10-2009 08:29PM

starflake wrote: »

thinking about how awesome it would be to work for College Humour!

I think we have a mutual Facebook friend.

The same woman has about the same sense of humour as a fruckin brick..... spa

Couldn't agree more

Jesus Juice · 02-10-2009 08:34PM

Four-Percent wrote: »

:eek: We have the same friends!

Edit: jiust realised that our mutual friend comes from boards.Feck!

Yeah...what a cnut.:pac:

rannerap · 02-10-2009 08:47PM

IS IN FOR AN AMAZIN WEEKEND B*WITCHED LIVE AT KREMLIN, REOPENING OF EVENT HORIZON, CLASSY HOUSE PARTY AND BEING WITH MY DRONE BUDDIES CARRIE AND JOLENE ♥ LOVVVES IT!

the worst part is im a bit jealous im not going to see b*witched

Griffen262 · 02-10-2009 10:29PM

*NAME* Derren brown......wat a ****ing loser!!!!!!!! :pac::pac::pac:

:pac:................G

Sparkle · 02-10-2009 10:36PM

"u can all get ****ed."

.....charming

cee_jay · 02-10-2009 10:37PM

XXXXX loves how more n more things are becoming pink n girly....got pink batteries today LOVE it xx

I worry about this girl sometimes

Dankoozy · 02-10-2009 10:38PM

Not being on facebook FTW

dceire · 03-10-2009 12:54AM

thinks its weird hearin her own voice randomly on tv....

Yea we all know you do some work for the telly... you tell us every ****ing five minutes but your pretty much doing work experience, twat :rolleyes:

sparkydee · 03-10-2009 01:00AM

Epic Tissue wrote: »

What is wrong with that?

Oh and btw, those status' are posted to a closed environment. Maybe if the people knew that their updates were going to a wider audience, they would update differently. Maybe not. Anyway, I don't see why people don't just defriend/hide the people they think are idiots. (Why are you friends with them anyway?)

Totally agree with this one hundred percent

Thornography · 03-10-2009 01:06AM

Voted. And all I managed to do was cancel out my mum's vote.

Still cant stop laughing

Thornography · 03-10-2009 01:08AM

i'm digging graves for you in my sleep

emo

Mr Maroon · 03-10-2009 01:11AM

[name] is fairly good lookin

Thornography · 03-10-2009 01:12AM

Mr Maroon wrote: »

Are you the *Name* by any chance

Sir Gallagher · 03-10-2009 01:18AM

XXXX: loves his baby girl and wants to spend every moment of his life with her ♥ ♥

I mean, what type of clown do you have to be to say things like that. Fair enough if you're in love but saying things like this just makes you look like a soppy d!ckless pr!ck.

fryup · 03-10-2009 01:20AM

what the fU*k is this all about???????

Parsley · 03-10-2009 01:22AM

"XXX is mildly disgusted that someone puked on his shoe in the brog last night."

jaysusjones · 03-10-2009 01:23AM

I'm bored

Jet Black · 03-10-2009 06:12AM

its the weakend woot!gona get hamerd cnt wait til tomoreo goim to town

At least learn to spell ffs

seanybiker · 03-10-2009 06:25AM

Sir Gallagher wrote: »

a soppy d!ckless pr!ck.

how can someone have no dick whilst being an actual dick. That would mean they do in fact actually have a dick.

hipster2009 · 03-10-2009 07:06AM

Elliemental wrote: »

Why, oh why, would anyone type this? Am I old fashioned, am I just an old fuddy duddy? But why would anyone want to know this? I mean, are they literally doing this as they type? Have they taken their laptop to the loo with them? Am I missing the point? I opened a facebook page so my dad could share a load of photos with me. That was less than a month ago, and now I have all these people adding me, and I haven`t a clue who they are!

all you have to do is decline them!!!!!!!!!!!

The_B_Man · 03-10-2009 07:07AM

facebook wrote:

...

...

facebook wrote:

I think there should be a facebook hospital! ... everyone seems to be ill

lol so true

facebook wrote:

War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left

i like that one actually. I need more idiot friends so i can slag them on here.

Dankoozy · 03-10-2009 08:06AM

a soppy d!ckless pr!ck.

I so totally misread that as "a floppy d!skless pr!ck."

Thornography · 03-10-2009 09:05AM

Going to the pub

****ing hell, its 9:05am

PlayGirl · 03-10-2009 10:52AM

"I have a feeling that i will be sleeping in a bush tonight....party on"

:rolleyes:

that was from yesterday., im guessing todays will be something like

"had X, Y & Z to drink last night, was messy!"

pablodunlop · 03-10-2009 11:18AM

NAME was watching a program about the penis on More4 before she went to bed!!

Nnniiiice

Kalashnikov_Kid · 03-10-2009 12:52PM

A Bum

currently outta me head in drugs!!!1 piuwsbvpwifbw]fin]fu

Riiiiiight.....

Female stalker pervert

just saw Ruths neighbour naked, then he closed the blinds. . . peep show over :-( On the other hand . . . the Palace awaits!!!!!!!!!

That was obviously the place to be last night!

Psychotic female attention-seeking whore

has reason to believe, she may in fact be dead!

John Mason · 03-10-2009 01:36PM

Sir Gallagher wrote: »

I mean, what type of clown do you have to be to say things like that. Fair enough if you're in love but saying things like this just makes you look like a soppy d!ckless pr!ck.

err...............do you know my cousin? is the baby in malaysia?

That_Guy · 03-10-2009 01:58PM

And I wonder When I sing along with you Would anything could ever be this real forever anything ever feel this good again

The word pathetic is too weak a word.

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