Stupidest Facebook status visible right now

banquo

Just logged in and saw this:

down town everthing waiting for you lala

Now, the hotbed of academic thought it ain't, but some of these things are just the biggest waste of valuable bytes.

What's the stupidest one on your homepage right now?

FOGOFUNK

Two pints of gin and a hope for the shift.

Shes a classy lady.

laoisforliam

What to do for the weekend?!?

I dont give a fuk what you do for the weekend you twat!!!

PeakOutput

Stop reading this, you should be voting! Remember, it might be your last chance if it gets passed. #Lisbontreaty

ugh

randypriest

PeakOutput wrote: »

fukn taxi driver has my phone!!

Eh, next time dont try and run from the feckin taxi you twat!

gerTheGreat

coldest day in NY so far! All u Irish get out and vote!

or

happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true

Both are by the same guy. Although may this too:

is voting YES tomorrow like all the cool kids!!!

barleybooley

It's a hot contender between

Arrgh me no spell no gud

and

*name* says this is the best day ever.. we got ntl and broadband, I can watch TV and use my laptop..whoop

dream big :rolleyes:

antodeco

*NAME* is currently doing a shit

metaoblivia

phoenix is a scottie version of a hustla!!!! that was hot!!! CANT WAIT TIL SATURDAY! BLACK CAT IS GONNA BE AWESOME!!!!!! READY TO SHAKE A LIL SOMETHIN!!

... I don't even know what to say about this.

Elliemental

antodeco wrote: »

*NAME* is currently doing a shit

Why, oh why, would anyone type this? Am I old fashioned, am I just an old fuddy duddy? But why would anyone want to know this? I mean, are they literally doing this as they type? Have they taken their laptop to the loo with them? Am I missing the point? I opened a facebook page so my dad could share a load of photos with me. That was less than a month ago, and now I have all these people adding me, and I haven`t a clue who they are!

banquo

woo woo

And,

Hope my bus stop is ok.

artanevilla

*NAME* just got his status posted on boards!

antodeco

Elliemental wrote: »

Why, oh why, would anyone type this? Am I old fashioned, am I just an old fuddy duddy? But why would anyone want to know this? I mean, are they literally doing this as they type? Have they taken their laptop to the loo with them? Am I missing the point? I opened a facebook page so my dad could share a load of photos with me. That was less than a month ago, and now I have all these people adding me, and I haven`t a clue who they are!

He's probably on his phone doing it. I like his guts :pac:

Kingp35

*NAME* has a bin full of snot

nams

I see nothing wrong with like, 60% of these updates.
Not everyone can post a medical breakthrough or be doing something exciting constantly.

but since all the other cool kids are doing it..

"gift pa sa fv ) tnx."

"need to find my yellow belt. ugh"

couldn't decide between the two.

cpu-dude

No no no no no no no no no no no no to Lisbon. Sang to the tune of 2 Unlimited's classic 'no limit'

Hmmmm, I'm guessing he's voting no then.

weemcd

this is what the hide button is for, getting rid of the plebs

Heisenberg.

This post has been deleted.

seamus

"I'm off to vote No".

speedboatchase

"got that friday feeling!"



....seriously :rolleyes:

Canis Lupus

"Officially single. On my birthday. Wow."

Typed by a girl who goes out with a cheating transvestite who beats her up.

She's a chav and will be back with him by tomorrow. Her status updates are where the writers for Eastenders get their ideas.

The Sparrow

*Name* has waaay too much to do right now.

Clearly f**kin' not if you're posting on Facebook.

Epic Tissue

speedboatchase wrote: »

"got that friday feeling!"



....seriously :rolleyes:

What is wrong with that?

Oh and btw, those status' are posted to a closed environment. Maybe if the people knew that their updates were going to a wider audience, they would update differently. Maybe not. Anyway, I don't see why people don't just defriend/hide the people they think are idiots. (Why are you friends with them anyway?)

speedboatchase

Oh its just the "friday feeling" people are the same people who post the same 3 status messages every weekend:

Fri - Woo it's friday!!/Got that friday feeling!!
Sat - Can't wait to get pissed tonight!
Sun - Soooooo hungover!!!1!!

TheZohanS

Jack and jill went up the hill so jack could lick jills fanny, jack got a shock and a mouthful of c**k, as jill was a pre-op tranny.

Another classy lady.

brummytom

either

Zonedd out and quiet ? Antisocial im feeling . Neeed lighten up man =D!! Yeah, going to catch up on ALL the eastenders ive missedd :O x

Or

Is on the buz cumin bk frm skl,, goin ome nichaa is goin ice-skatin so aint got her followin me all night lmaoo ♥ luvin the weekend ♥

Girls are stupid

Elliemental

brummytom wrote: »

either


Or



Girls are stupid

What, in the name of all things sacred, is that last one on about?

liah

JUST HAD MA MOTHER ****IN HARI CUT BITCH

:rolleyes:

KnifeWRENCH

it's so cold, in this house. Literally..not just referring to the bloc party song.

"Oh wow, look at me showing off my knowledge of music (and ****ty music at that) aren't I like SO cool?" :rolleyes:

Tea_Bag

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah yey it is weekend... So excited !!!! I can't even eat lol :-) Love you all and have a great weekend :-)

shes so annoying.

brummytom

Elliemental wrote: »

What, in the name of all things sacred, is that last one on about?

A girl off my school coach. 'Nicha' is her sister Tanicha (seriously); they hate each other

GLaDOS

DO NOT ACCEPT A FRIEND REQUEST FROM A CHRISTOPHER BUTTERFIELD. HE IS A HACKER. TELL EVERYONE ON YOUR LIST BECAUSE IF ONE OF YOUR FRIEND'S ADDS HIM AS A FRIEND, HE WILL GET YOUR COMPUTER'S ID AND ADDRESS. SO LET EVERYONE KNOW. COPY AND PASTE.

Posted by two different people

tony 2 tone

weather is good gona do some weeding think about the future of the planet and ya know jus plain thinkin hey yep we got brains shame to waste it

Bloody hippies

jd007

Why bother???

EDIT: On facebook they come up as : D which seems kinda pointless

rainbowtrout

STILL have nothing to say.

Retard

sells

LISSSBONNN!!!!!

SoWatchaWant

XXX
is thirstin' for some kitsch and can't decide between listening to some Buddy Holly or watchin' "Beach Blanket Bingo" or "Gidget Goes Hawaiian" or some such...


Roughly translated as, "XXX wants everyone else to know how arthouse, ironic and studenty she is.

Lia_lia

just realised viagra is NOT a painkiller...oh dear...

Oh, ha.

I know its a bit early to be thinking this, but someone give me a white Christmas

Shut up.

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Okay then.

gaf1983

Is gonna flip a coin to decide which way he'll vote on The Lisbon Treaty

Don't vote then if you're undecided. You're just wasting your time.

Tellox

VOTE NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! please!:)

Same person;

VOTE NO!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!! pretty pretty please! if ur not gonna do it for the country do it for me!:P

And same person again..

its all ****! and the lisbon treaty is full of lies if u ask me! just vote no and save Ireland!!:D

And again the same person..

it doesnt matter anyway cause France and some other countries are voting no and unless all the EU countries vote yes it wont come through so either way it wont be imposed on Ireland!!:D

After being informed she was wrong.. and told to read up a little better before voting..

EU's democratic action and the obligations upon Member States for contributing to the objectives of the European Union?whats that supposed to mean?

After this was explained to her..

provisions on democratic principles!that covers the EU's democratic action and the obligations upon Member States for contributing to the objectives of the European Union?whats that supposed to mean?

Then after having had the word "democratic" explained to her..

make peace not war!:D vote **** OFF- WE ALREADY VOTED!!

And finally..

Wow, my horoscope is really accurate today!

That's the clincher. All doubt in my mind is gone, I'm voting Yes.

starflake

thinking about how awesome it would be to work for College Humour!



The same woman has about the same sense of humour as a fruckin brick..... spa

starflake

liah wrote: »

:rolleyes:

Sounds like they were cuttin a few lines of coke too

pow wow

I believe in the sun even when it's not shining, I believe in love even when I don't feel it, And I believe in God even when He is silent

Americans *cough*

GLaDOS

I believe in God even when He is silent

As opposed to all those times when he isn't silent...

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

go team plant!

pow wow

ScienceNerd wrote: »

As opposed to all those times when he isn't silent...

Don't make me unleash that beast Nerd :P

starflake

ScienceNerd wrote: »

As opposed to all those times when he isn't silent...

Perhaps He/She is Schizophrenic....?

Feeling Ghetto Fabulous after the last few weeks.....

she isn't even black..

irishvamp90

Canis Lupus wrote: »

"Officially single. On my birthday. Wow."

Typed by a girl who goes out with a cheating transvestite who beats her up.

She's a chav and will be back with him by tomorrow. Her status updates are where the writers for Eastenders get their ideas.

lol i love it

Jesus Juice

*NAME* just completed level 1 of Artichokes mastery in FarmVille!
*NAME* earned a huge reward for being such a dedicated farmer and wants to share their success with you!

Fcuking Farmville......

Also this...

thinks 'Wildfire' are gonna ****in kick arse on Saturday

brummytom

Jesus Juice wrote: »

Also this...

Me wrote:

thinks 'Wildfire' are gonna ****in kick arse on Saturday

:mad::mad: