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Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

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  • #362
    Shazforgrub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 102 ✭✭Shazforgrub


    i think its a constipated noodle

    what colour is noodle poo anyway?


  • #363
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    green, just the same as yours

    Why is there a color spectrum?


  • #364
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Because STONE COLD SED SO!!!!

    What do chickens think we taste like?


  • #365
    dennyire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,835 ✭✭✭dennyire


    They cant think that cos their vegitarian

    Are goldfish vegitarians?


  • #366
    Sofiztikated
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    Yes, but they don't like vegetables.

    If our breath was paint, what shade would yours be?


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  • #367
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    a delightful lemon yellow with tiny white flowers sprinkled in

    How about yours?


  • #368
    Sofiztikated
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    A Noxious biley gray colour, with delightful little flowers in it, only they're dying.

    If lions wore clothes, who would their tailor be?


  • #369
    dennyire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,835 ✭✭✭dennyire


    a very nervous paramedic who knows yoga

    Why has colourless got no colour and if its colourless how do we know its there?


  • #370
    Rainey.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 62 ✭✭Rainey.


    its on page 3


    where did you go?


  • #371
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    I'm right here behind you !!!

    What's that on your shoulder?


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  • #372
    dennyire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,835 ✭✭✭dennyire


    wasent there last year...must be a mirage

    Is this a dagger I see before me..the handle towards my hand?


  • #373
    Sofiztikated
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    No, its a stapler.

    Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?


  • #374
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    they wanta be close to me? (get away stupid birds-flaps hands wildly)

    Why do deer leap in front of cars?


  • #375
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    to give cars the horn


    what's a hyphen for?


  • #376
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    to lord it over lowphens ?

    do flying squirrels wear goggles?


  • #377
    Flying Abruptly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 911 ✭✭✭Flying Abruptly


    not since the seagulls started doing it too

    how hot are trees?


  • #378
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    the ones around here are shivering


    How long until warm weather?


  • #379
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    just one space bar

    when will my pet dinosaur lay her first egg?


  • #380
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    christmas day


    Are you selling tickets?


  • #381
    Flying Abruptly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 911 ✭✭✭Flying Abruptly


    only on st. swivens day and ever other tuesday

    how smart are my pants?


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  • #382
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    smart enough to do the smartypants dance

    where did i leave my shoes?


  • #383
    Flying Abruptly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 911 ✭✭✭Flying Abruptly


    next to the lamp post

    why does my knee hurt?


  • #384
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    down there on your ankle

    whats that noise?


  • #385
    Flying Abruptly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 911 ✭✭✭Flying Abruptly


    the sound of a bicycle back firing

    why are post-its yellow?


  • #386
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    they're really very timid and afraid

    can I really do anything i want to do?


  • #387
    Flying Abruptly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 911 ✭✭✭Flying Abruptly


    everything but that

    who invented cheese?


  • #388
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    a cow with an upset tummy


    Do you have a good alibi?


  • #389
    Red Hand
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,983 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    I don't follow any boys down alleys (alibi).

    Should I break the washer or the dryer?


  • #390
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    dryer you can always just pretend it's raining if you're damp


    Can you touch your nose with your tongue?


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  • #391
    Red Hand
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,983 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    Falls short...not the type that can clean my nostrilswith my tongue unfortunately.;)

    Drive whilst drunk?


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