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cyberwolf77 · 30-09-2009 01:08PM

Could you come closer. I can't quite hear you.
*Picks up phaser*

Deki · 30-09-2009 01:23PM

"No. No, Wolf, I don't expect that would be a good thing for me if I did."
Deki puts on protective headphones and Spot closes his ears.
Deki gets out loud speaker turns it up full blast sets off air horn into speaker. Then she yells into speaker "Did you hear that Wolf?"

cyberwolf77 · 30-09-2009 01:26PM

*Removes headphones.*
Sorry, what was that.
*Has Trashy launch barrage of broken glass*

Deki · 30-09-2009 01:32PM

Spot breathes on Broken glass causing it to melt into molten droplets that cover Wolfs head and hardens, "that's kind of neat Wolf -like one of those crystal skulls -'Cept I can see your eyes moving around in there..."

cyberwolf77 · 30-09-2009 01:33PM

*Pops off glass helmet.*
Show Spot and Deki the new trick Trashy.
*Watches Trashy fire high pressure jets of saltwater at Deki and Spot.*

Deki · 30-09-2009 01:47PM

Spot flies higher unhurt due to his golden scales but Deki is not only drenched in salt water- it stings. "Evil Wolf." Waves staff recites incantation and causes Wolfs head to face backwards. Then throws barrage of stinging jellyfish at Wolf. Watches as Wolf is disoriented when he tries to run.

cyberwolf77 · 30-09-2009 01:49PM

*Snaps head right-side round. teleports behind Deki, grabs her and teleports away.*
Enjoy Japn Deki-san.

Deki · 30-09-2009 01:55PM

Elbows Wolf in the side, stamps on his foot, wrestles teleport control away. " Told you before don't want to go to Japan- They'll make me sleep in a box. Let's go to mmm
Vegas. What happens there stays there. This could be fun."

cyberwolf77 · 30-09-2009 01:56PM

*Steals teleport back. Hops back to secret den.*
Hands off the belt, and enjoy Vegas.

Deki · 30-09-2009 01:59PM

"Bye Bye Wolf"

cyberwolf77 · 30-09-2009 10:07PM

*Begins planting vampire rosebushes.*

Deki · 30-09-2009 11:33PM

"Don't like red roses much Wolf" pulls them up by roots and plants pink and yellow ones.
"There- Don't need these." Tosses them on bonfire. "Should I have drove stakes through their hearts first Wolf?"

cyberwolf77 · 30-09-2009 11:34PM

*Relieves self on pink and yellow roses*
Nah, fire kills everything.

Deki · 30-09-2009 11:38PM

Don't whiz on my roses Wolf. Runs lawnmower over Wolf's foot.

cyberwolf77 · 30-09-2009 11:40PM

I did not whiz on the roses.
*Stuffs Deki into compost heap. *

Deki · 30-09-2009 11:46PM

"...Oh... Well don't do that either." Deki goes to nearest foxhole for shower and new clothing. "Evil Wolf."

cyberwolf77 · 30-09-2009 11:50PM

*Drops tear gas down foxhole behind Deki*

Deki · 30-09-2009 11:57PM

teary-eyed Deki grabs canister and bings it off Wolf's head. Turns on exhaust fan and goes back to shower." Hope you get a big old knot on your head Wolf."

cyberwolf77 · 30-09-2009 11:58PM

*Starts seeing stars*
Razzafracking frick afracka fox.
*Cuts off Deki's hot water supply.*

Deki · 01-10-2009 12:04AM

"AwghK!!!" Fox is hit with icey water " You evil Wolf. Puts on fuzzy Bathrobe and furry slippers. Towel turban. Turns hot water back on. Rustles around in fridge. Stomps out to blast Wolf with Super Soaker filled with ice water, "that should make your teeth chatter Wolf." Goes in locks doors behind her.

cyberwolf77 · 01-10-2009 12:06AM

I needed a cold drink thanks.

Deki · 01-10-2009 12:09AM

Opens door. "forgot something Wolf," Fires contents of icecube tray at wolf One cube at a Time. "what's a long cool drink without the ice?"

cyberwolf77 · 01-10-2009 12:12AM

*Fires back stream of curdled milk*
Apparently I can't make cheese.

Deki · 01-10-2009 12:19AM

Deki drags fire hose to door sprays off curdled milk.Turns pressurized water on Wolf. Knocks him off his feet. Keeps flooding him with water, rolls him into rose bushes. Goes in locks door.

cyberwolf77 · 01-10-2009 12:21AM

*Disentangles self from bushes. Stands up in a bad mood.*
Now, I'm annoyed.
*Huffs and puffs and blows Deki's door in.*

Deki · 01-10-2009 12:29AM

Deki jumps up "Durn Wolf!" Grabs fire hose and blasts Wolf in face pushing him backward.

cyberwolf77 · 01-10-2009 12:30AM

*Huffs and puffs water stream back at Deki.*
Fire hose meet air cannon.

Deki · 01-10-2009 12:40AM

Deki runs back down tunnel locks and seals doors behind her, "Evil Wolf! first he ruins my clothes then he tries to freeze me to death. Just try to watch a dvd , have a quiet night but oh no! here he comes huffing and puffing!" Slides into comand chair, launches exploding robo bunnies to meet Wolf.

cyberwolf77 · 01-10-2009 12:41AM

*Teleports back to den.*
Enjoy the rest of the night Deki. I'm off to work.

Deki · 01-10-2009 12:44AM

NIght Wolf
have a good night
no exterminations:)

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