The most embarrassing thing that's happened to you?

admiralofthefleet · 30-09-2009 02:05PM

sat down on chewing gum on the bus a few weeks ago and didnt realise til someone in work pointed it out. it was black and all over my arse and it looked like i had shat myself.
i had walked through town and gotten another bus without realising

pikachucheeks · 30-09-2009 02:05PM

I was sitting in an apartment with a bunch of friends, after a night out.
One of the guys was very drunk, so he just passed out on the couch, into a deep sleep.
The rest of us continued talking.
Short time later, we heard strange groaning noises. Looked over at him and he'd unbuttoned his jeans and was **** in his sleep!
Despite all the laughter and taunting, he didn't wake up and continued at it!
:eek:

D-A-V-E · 30-09-2009 02:07PM

haha this thread is hilarious!

most embarrasing moment was when i was walking into town, a city bus absolutely PACKED with people pulled up and a girl about my age (who in my defence looked very familier) started knocking at the window and waving, i was like..oh ya hi! and started waving back and smiling..then out of nowhere some random girl comes running from behind me towards the bus and talking to her friend..then the girl waving looked at me and gave me the wierdest look...much to the amusement to the crowd in the bus!

i just walked on with the biggest red face..so embarracing!

SV · 30-09-2009 02:10PM

Can't believe you tried to finish OP...you're a sick sick man.

RubyK · 30-09-2009 02:12PM

I tend to sleep walk. That's ok at home, but not when staying in a hotel, and you find yourself in the corridor, in a tiny negligee, locked out of your room, and your OH doesn't hear you knocking on the door to get back in.

The walk of shame to find the hotel porter, to leave me back into the room, will haunt me forever :eek::o

Aidric · 30-09-2009 02:14PM

D-A-V-E wrote: »

haha this thread is hilarious!

most embarrasing moment was when i was walking into town, a city bus absolutely PACKED with people pulled up and a girl about my age (who in my defence looked very familier) started knocking at the window and waving, i was like..oh ya hi! and started waving back and smiling..then out of nowhere some random girl comes running from behind me towards the bus and talking to her friend..then the girl waving looked at me and gave me the wierdest look...much to the amusement to the crowd in the bus! i just walked on with the biggest red face..so embarracing!

More embarrassing for your english teacher I'd imagine.

Duckjob · 30-09-2009 02:33PM

Didn't happen to me luckily, but,

Back in school we had a youngish female teacher who used to wear quite short skirts and quite tight tops, and was the subject of much smutty talk among the lads.

One day, people were being called up to do an exercise at the board. One guy called seemed reluctant and had to be coerced by the teacher. Finally, with a very red face, he edged up to the board with a very noticable "tent" pitched in his trousers. Cue eruption of laughter around the classroom.

I don't know who was more embarassed, him or the teacher.

minidazzler · 30-09-2009 02:39PM

pikachucheeks wrote: »

I was sitting in an apartment with a bunch of friends, after a night out.
One of the guys was very drunk, so he just passed out on the couch, into a deep sleep.
The rest of us continued talking.
Short time later, we heard strange groaning noises. Looked over at him and he'd unbuttoned his jeans and was **** in his sleep!
Despite all the laughter and taunting, he didn't wake up and continued at it!
:eek:

Lol,

Was in a friends house once drinking away like a mad yoke there was a few of us there.

The mate who's house it was was upstairs doing the nasty with his GF.

We look through the door from the Front room into the kitchen which was frosted glass and see a friend **** away, well what we saw was a blurry hand moving frantically.

We snuck into the kitchen and caught him, he had no pron on even though he was using the comp, he was getting off to the sound of my mate fcuking:D He denied it for so long but eventually admitted it:D

My own embarrassing moment, I was drunk one night (See the pattern), and I was out clubbing with my friends, my mother was out with some friends that night too, and one of my friends had been in a different night club that is under the one I was in, G2 for those who know Cork I was in Gorbys and saw my mam in there!!! I still haven't lived it down!!!! (BTW, my mam is NOT A cougar, she was just out with some friends and they decided to go there)

Fago! · 30-09-2009 02:42PM

Duckjob wrote: »

Finally, with a very red face, he edged up to the board with a very noticable "tent" pitched in his trousers. Cue eruption of laughter around the classroom.

Ha I though t that said "Cue erection of laughter".

I don't know who was more embarassed, him or the teacher

I'd say HE was. Poor fella. It'd be worse (Funnier) there was loadsa girls in the class?

BaZmO* · 30-09-2009 02:57PM

Reminds me of that clip of the girl that gets caught by her dad flashing her t1ts on a webcam. Now THAT'S embarrassing!

VinnyTGM · 30-09-2009 03:04PM

At OP what do you expect, going at it in the living room your going to be caught out eventually.

dylano_k · 30-09-2009 03:07PM

Fago_25 wrote: »

Mine? Today I was caught wankin'. By my Dad!:o

He walks into the livin' room too see me, pants at ankles watchin the best of Kylie Minogue.* He quickly grabbed whatever he was lookin' for and left.

Things between me and him are awkward enough as it is (Dunno why exactly). He acted real cool and said "It's alright" but I know he's tellin his friends at the moment, who'll tell their sons (Who are my friends) and I know he'll tell my mam, and she'll tell my sister, and she'll tell her mates.... AAAAHHHHH THE HORROR!!! I can't look at him now.:o

I hope you'll make me feel a little bit better with your red faced moments.

Also, the worst thing is, I couldn't finish after he left cause all I could see was his judgemental face.:o

I should clarify HE was out at the time. I was alone in the house and the front door was locked. He's usually mad loud opening the front door but today he was like a ninja.

Sounds like you were having a danger ****....

e.g .1-
On the sitting room couch, put the iPod on full blast, close your eyes and whack away without opening your eyes til you finish and when you open your eyes look around to see if anyones there

e.g .2-
5 minutes before everybody's alarm goes off, walk out onto the landing, pants around the ankle and see if you can finish yourself off before everyone gets up to shower/get ready

Duck's hoop · 30-09-2009 03:14PM

A mate of mine was caught smoking by his ma when he was in early teens. She was horrified so he told her he only smoked as a masturbatory aid. As in when ****.

Needless to say this set her mind at ease.

Crow71 · 30-09-2009 03:14PM

dylano_k wrote: »

Sounds like you were having a danger ****....

e.g .1-
On the sitting room couch, put the iPod on full blast, close your eyes and whack away without opening your eyes til you finish and when you open your eyes look around to see if anyones there

e.g .2-
5 minutes before everybody's alarm goes off, walk out onto the landing, pants around the ankle and see if you can finish yourself off before everyone gets up to shower/get ready

Or u could do it in the corner of your parents bedroom while the alarms are going off

genericguy · 30-09-2009 03:25PM

Quint wrote: »

When it comes to banging one out, what's worse:

Your dad walking in on you
or
You walking in on your dad?

ha, and if you had to do one to save the world, would you rather fcuk your mother or be fcuked by your father??

Duckjob · 30-09-2009 03:31PM

Fago_25 wrote: »

Ha I though t that said "Cue erection of laughter".

I'd say HE was. Poor fella. It'd be worse (Funnier) there was loadsa girls in the class?

It was a mixed class. The girls were pointing and giggling. The lads were roaring with laughter.

Was like something straight out of American Pie.. :pac:

dylano_k · 30-09-2009 03:33PM

genericguy wrote: »

ha, and if you had to do one to save the world, would you rather fcuk your mother or be fcuked by your father??

Mr. Garrison Sr.: Alright. Would you have sex with your son to save his life? [the others ponder the question]
Patron 2: Oh, this is one of them Scruples questions, ain't it?
Patron 1: No, no, I got a better one: Would you have sex with your mother to save your father's life?
Patrons: [wondering] Wooo, yeah.
Patron 2: Oh, like if someone had a gun to your father's head and said, "Have sex with your mother or else I'll shoot him"?
Patron 1: Yeah.
Patron 2: Oh, that's a tough one.
Patron 3: Hmmm.
Mr. Garrison Sr.: No no wait, uh, you don't understand.
Blond: How about if someone made you have sex with your mother and father to save your own life?
Patrons: No, no, no way. No.
Patron 6: But if it was to save my mother's life, uh-I think I would have to have sex with my father.
Patron 7: Yeup.
Patron 8: Me, too.
Patron 9: Well, I think that goes without saying.
Mr. Garrison Sr.: Well actually, I'm just… talking about a son.
Patron 8: Well, personally, I would have sex with my son to save to save my mother's life. It depends, uh- how big a gun are we talkin' here?
Mr. Garrison Sr.: Uh, he doesn't have a gun.
Blond: The father doesn't have a gun?
Mr. Garrison Sr.: No! Nobody's got a gun!
Patron 3: I think if someone said, "Have sex with your mother or else I'm gonna kill your son," but he didn't have a gun, I wouldn't do it.
Patron 2: He could have a knife, though.
Patron 1: Yeah.
Patron 3: Sure.
Patron 1: Yeah, a knife.
Bartender: If a killer put a knife to my throat, and said, "Have sex with your father or else I'm gonna kill your mother while having sex with you," I would have sex with myself.

Duckjob · 30-09-2009 03:54PM

Probably an urban myth, but I love that story about the lad tugging away furiously on his bed with his eyes closed, deep in fantasy.

When he finishes finally he opens his eyes, looks around and there's a mug of tea and a couple of digestives on his bedside table.

TheCardHolder · 30-09-2009 04:04PM

Was listening to the radio at a loud volume while drying my hair with a towel when suddenly my dad walked in and i'm standing there completly in the nip :pac:

Novella · 30-09-2009 04:44PM

pikachucheeks wrote: »

I was sitting in an apartment with a bunch of friends, after a night out.
One of the guys was very drunk, so he just passed out on the couch, into a deep sleep.
The rest of us continued talking.
Short time later, we heard strange groaning noises. Looked over at him and he'd unbuttoned his jeans and was **** in his sleep!
Despite all the laughter and taunting, he didn't wake up and continued at it!
:eek:

Ahahahaha, that's hilarious! Poor guy!

minidazzler · 30-09-2009 04:45PM

Novella wrote: »

Ahahahaha, that's hilarious! Poor guy!

Poor guy??? Sounds like he had a great time:D

brummytom · 30-09-2009 04:50PM

Fago_25 wrote: »

Mine? Today I was caught wankin'. By my Dad!:o

He walks into the livin' room too see me, pants at ankles watchin the best of Kylie Minogue.* He quickly grabbed whatever he was lookin' for and left.

:eek: That is embarrassing!

Last night my mom aired her thoughts on prostitutes, I kept trying to leave the room but she kept talking. That was embarrassing

minidazzler · 30-09-2009 04:51PM

brummytom wrote: »

:eek: That is embarrassing!

Last night my mom aired her thoughts on prostitutes, I kept trying to leave the room but she kept talking. That was embarrassing

Is she Pro or Anti?????

If she's Pro, maybe she wants to be a Pro:D

az2wp0sye65487 · 30-09-2009 04:52PM

I happen to know a lad who has a '**** apron' (a towel with a hole in the middle of it). He kept this stuffed down the side of his bed. Anyway his ma went into his room one day to get his dirty washin, and took this towel aswell.

He came home later and was dyin to crack one out, so lay on his bed, and reached for his **** apron. He was furious when he couldn't find it, and stormed into his ma demanding to know what she'd done with it!

He said there was a look of horror on her face when it clicked, and she realised what was on that 'sticky towel' she put in the wash earlier!

Novella · 30-09-2009 04:52PM

minidazzler wrote: »

Is she Pro or Anti?????

If she's Pro, maybe she wants to be a Pro:D

Leave his ma alone! There's nothing wrong with having dreams of being a prostitute!

Flying Abruptly · 30-09-2009 04:58PM

Back when I was in 1st year science class, the teacher got people to read from the book during class. So we started on a new chapter in the biology section and I was given the job of reading. While I was reading I heard sniggers from the back of the class but paid no attention and continued on.

When I finished reading, the teacher calming announced " ...Oh, and by the way, that word is prounouced organisms". We had started the micro-organism section and I had been reading out "micro-orgasms" everytime for the last 10 minutes. Looked up the word later in the dictionary during study class and nearly fell off my chair.

brummytom · 30-09-2009 04:59PM

minidazzler wrote: »

Is she Pro or Anti?????

If she's Pro, maybe she wants to be a Pro:D

She thinks it's a horrible industry, but she can see that the "poor girls are doing it because they have to".

I wish I didn't know what my mom thought of whores

Novella · 30-09-2009 05:09PM

Daisy Drab Eyeglasses wrote: »

I happen to know a lad who has a '**** apron' (a towel with a hole in the middle of it). He kept this stuffed down the side of his bed. Anyway his ma went into his room one day to get his dirty washin, and took this towel aswell.

He came home later and was dyin to crack one out, so lay on his bed, and reached for his **** apron. He was furious when he couldn't find it, and stormed into his ma demanding to know what she'd done with it!

He said there was a look of horror on her face when it clicked, and she realised what was on that 'sticky towel' she put in the wash earlier!

It's you, isn't it?! :P

Lord Trollington · 30-09-2009 05:17PM

Back when i was in secondry school..cant remember the year, my voice broke... But its not like an over night thing and one minute i had my girly 11yr old voice, the next i'd have my 30 yr old mans voive.
Anyhow in Religion class, made to read out a chapter and my voice kept kicking in and out of man/child mode...
At the time it was highly embarrassing, class of 30+ pupils laughing including the teacher.. it was that bad she even got someone else to read to save my blushes..
She was sound in fairness, **thinks to himself i wouldnt mind knobbing her now**
i look back now and laugh myself about it...

jaysusjones · 30-09-2009 06:11PM

Daisy Drab Eyeglasses wrote: »

I happen to know a lad who has a '**** apron' (a towel with a hole in the middle of it)

I'm still laughing at this

Thats a new one

The most embarrassing thing that's happened to you?

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