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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Bops Deki on the noggin with a rolled-up newspaper.*
    Bad fox.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    grabs hold of Wolfs moustache with both hands and pulls in opposite directions.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Turns deki's little pink scarf into a noose. Hangs her from a tree.*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    As Wolf turns to go leaving Deki to die in tree Deki swings enough to kick Wolf in head, and with enough force to bash in the back of his cyber thick skull...


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    "Self-destruct mechanism engaged"
    Nice knowing you Deki.
    10.........


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    It's not like I'm in a position to do anything...


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Cuuutt the *&%$ wir/[](


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Cuuutt the *&%$ wir/[](
    What's that supposed to mean?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    "6........"
    C..u..t... th..e bl...u..e...wire.........
    "4......"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Oh okay. Deki slips out of noose and thinks about cutting blue wire. Hmm probably another trap... Ah well .. didn't want to live forever anyway. Cuts the blue wire...???


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    "Countdown terminated."
    Thanks Deki.
    *Runs off to effect repairs.*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Opens eyes "Hmm maybe it wasn't a trap...maybe." Envelopes self in protective shield. Looks at pink scarf, "look . a snag!" wraps it around shoulders and wanders off.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Enters secret den. Begins repair process.*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki over sleeps, "What a nice cold morning." Wanders out "Now where is that Secret den?" Sniffs the air and follows the scent of Wolf. Yells into den"You still in Wolf?"
    no aswer. Tosses in a few lit smoke bombs. "Guess he beat me up..." goes off looking for Spot...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 911 ✭✭✭Flying Abruptly


    As Deki carelessly wanders off, she sets off a trip-wire set by Flying Abruptly during the night, and blows herself to a million pieces


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    That was only a hologram set in place to fool Flying abruptly. and it has worked just as planned. From a safe and hidden fox hole Deki sends forth the airborne drones to seek Flying Abruptly out....MA WAH HA HA !!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 911 ✭✭✭Flying Abruptly


    with alittle help from his friends, Han Solo and Chewbecca, Flying Abruptly easily deals with Dekis drones á la the Empire Strikes Back. Flying Abruptly then fires up his bulldozer and fills in the entrance to Dekis fox-hole, burying Deki alive


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Ah but Deki is prepared. In her warren of underground mazes she Sets in place her elaborate modes of defense . Seals and locks doors, monitors all entrances set drones and robots on patrol.Checks food supplies and checks tv listings. Sits back and puts feet up. Sips tall cool drink. " hmm... What's this red button for?" pushes red button.
    A remote land mine blows, just beneath flying abruptly in his bulldozer. Flying Abruptly is suddenly flying abruptly, about as high as the tree tops anyway. What goes up must come down. "Gee, sorry about that but my curiosity just got the better of me"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 911 ✭✭✭Flying Abruptly


    Deki is only half right -- while Flying Abruptly is now in fact airbourne, it was not caused by Dekis feeble attempt at explosives, but by the activation of his jet-pack when his bulldozers' remote warning system detected Dekis mine seconds before it went off.
    As Deki sits back laughing thinking her bunker is impenetrable, she is completely unaware that all that time ago when her bunker was under construction that Flying Abruptly had a canister of nerve gas secretly installed in the ventilation system for just such an occasion. With the flick of a switch, Flying Abruptly releases the gas and within seconds the base is completely consumed, leaving Deki helplessly banging on the thick steel doors of her bunker in which she is now trapped


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki bangs on doors, but only for a moment then she realizes that she has prepared for this day. (memory just a bit slow due to the sniffles:o) Quickly she reverses the air intake valves to out flow mode , thus forcing all nerve gas out of under ground tunnels. Then opening a trap door she packs up what she needs to control the thread remotely and descends into her under under the ground tunnels, runs along until she comes to the exit hidden on the shore and out into the fresh air. Summons Spot. "yeah Spot going to have to do something about this fellow. Didn't even let me finish my drink..."


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    Falls into dekis under-underground tunnels after swimming through molten rock channels "look whos back, its my old pet fido!" fido jumps onto deki and drags her back into dark tunnels


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki whacks Fido on nose "Sit Fido! Sit!" Finds biggish boulder tosses it up tunnel "Fetch!"
    Fido gallops off after boulder. "Such a well trained pet." Smooths out rumples from being carried in Fidos mouth. "Now where has that demented demon gotten off to...?" Runs for nearest exit.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Repairs complete.
    *Tracks down FlyingAbruptly, Toasty, and Deki.*
    Now, I keeellll you all.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    "Not if I keelll you first." Smashes Wolf in back with staff. "Morning Wolf. You look a little draggy today." Loops rope around foot and attaches to go cart. Wedges pedal down, eases off brake, va-ROOOOM!!!!. Wolf is jerked off feet and dragged behind go cart that is headed for cliff.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Slashes rope, rolls to stop on edge of cliff.*
    Rule #9: never forget your knife.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Drat! What are you Wolf? Some sort of boyscout? Go cart tumbles over cliff, followed by a smallish explosion.
    "Here have some of mine" throws knives at Wolf.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Watches ground surge up into a humanoid figure.*
    Welcome back Trashy. Watch out for the.... yeah, never mind.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Yesterday Fido today Trashy - Is everyone back from vacation? Calls Spot to carry her above scene. Can't resist tossing a few lightening bolts Wolfs way "Wake up Wolf!"


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Fires fox-seeking missile off.*
    Oh, I plenty awake.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Shoots fox seeking missile from sky. "Look Wolf Fireworks!" Hits Wolf with firecrackers .
    "Look, Wolf, a cherrybomb. This seems like a good time for it." tosses it at Wolf.
    KA-BOOM!!!


    "Can ya hear me now Wolf?"


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