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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Climbs into hammock for a little snooze.* Drill get to you yet.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    No I think the rocky layer of bedrock may slow it down. You may need a new bit/auger thingy


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Presses red button.* Boom!!!
    That was the drill machine going up in smoke. Shockwave should be block all your exits.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki frowns Presses her own little red button. Blows up two land mines planted below Wolfs hammock. "that was you going up in smoke Wolf, better smother the flame on your tail."


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *lights cigarette off tail, snuffs tail.*
    I'll get you Deki, i'll get you yet.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    promises. promises. (giggles)


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Sends in the robo-fleas.*
    never see them coming,but itch you will


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Has drone spray tunnels with flea spray mixed with super glue. Send robots to stomp em flat. Some get away and run back to Wolf...


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    They programmed not to attack me and one says he just bit you on the butt.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    I don't want bumps on butt. Uses salve to get rid of swelling. Guess I'll just have to take a bath in Deep woods off, or get one of the little shot thingys from the vet for flea treatment.


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I'll make sure your vet has the antidote also.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    How very thoughtful of you Wolf


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I always think ahead. Now which toxin did I load that batch of fleas with?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    I'm fairly toxin resistant,but would be nice...


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Found it. I dosed them with.........oh dear. Hope you like giant blood blisters all over your body. You have 36 hours form first infection to recieve the antidote.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    I'm gonna give you some giant blood blisters Wolf- just as soon as I get back...
    Evil Wolf.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Slaps deki hard in her tummy, kicks her back down in her hole, pushes wolfy and kirky down to keep her company, drops a few biggy bombs down too...........ha ha let you all die together!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    gives joes girls and crate of used ready whip cream cans
    suck it up


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *dons gas mask. Fills thread with laughing gas.*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck




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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I"M A WOLF. Stop calling me a dog.!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    John Dickinson:
    What's so terrible about being called an Englishman? The English don't seem to mind.
    Dr. Benjamin Franklin:
    Nor would I, were I given the full rights of an Englishman.
    But to call me one without those rights is like calling an ox a bull.
    He's thankful for the honor, but he'd much rather have restored what's rightfully his.

    http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0029372/quotes


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    whams paddle into Wolfs backside knocks him flat into puddle of muddy rain water. "That's for the blood blisters Wolf."


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Grabs Deki's ankles and slams her into the ground.*
    I gave you the antidote.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    grabs Wolfs ankles slams him into ground" Would not have needed antidote if you hadn't sent poisonous robo fleas after me Wolf!" Manages to step on Wolfs stomach as she gets back on feet.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Trips Deki, sends her rolling downhill.*
    Watch out for the barbed wire.......... eh, never mind.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki climbs back up hill after extracating self from nasty barbed wire. Finds Wolf taking a snooze, Pours quickcrete over sleeping wolf leaving only his head uncovered, this should take no time to dry. lets cement set. Paints it scarlet and gray. paints Wolf's head gold. " Hey Wolf it's time for a little game of hillbilly horseshoes, Open Wide." Slams bean bag at Wolfs head. "I meant for you to open your mouth -not your eyes Wolf. Think that one with the purple/blue marks may not be open long though."...


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Smothers Deki with giant pillow.*


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    how'd you get out of concrete Wolf? Spits out feathers. Deki tickles Wolf under nose with feather sendid him into sneezing fit while she runs for it...


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