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Sex degrees of seperation

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    And this tells us what exactly?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,904 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    I don't think those figures are anyway meaningful. I stuck in Male, 16, 1 partner 16-17 and the result was 17. Thats suggesting that the average 16-17 year old girl has has 17 partners, which I suspect isn't accurate.

    That they say "slept with" instead of "had sex with" just shows a lack of professionalism. And what defines a "sexual partner"?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    Kiera wrote: »
    We are unable to perform this calculation. :(

    No information to put in ay?

    Hey look at it this way, no sex = no STI's. Now turn that frown upsidedown. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,892 ✭✭✭ChocolateSauce


    Holy moley! 957,337 indirect partners?

    Yikes.

    And ironically it was my very sexual first partner, with whom I went out with for 2 years, who gave me an STI. :rolleyes:

    Goes to show you that things like this aren't all they're cracked up to be.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Does that mean somewhere swords were crossed and I just...
    Just didn't notice?
    I feel sickened....
    I'm off to live in a cave. No girls allowed.


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  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,361 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    I'm off to live in a cave. No girls allowed.

    I give you a week. Tops.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Ohmigod I'm a total slut! :eek:


    On a serious not though folks - maybe it's time for the annual "get something shoved up the urethra for the good of your help and walk kinda funny for a few hours" check up. :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    Ooooooh my...
    That's a big number..
    Bit of guesswork to fill it all out tho.

    Here's me thinking I've been a relatively good boy..

    It does need a rate the promiscuity of your sexual partner scale tho,
    From choir girl to cum dumpster,
    otherwise it's just playing the averages.

    brummytom wrote: »
    I've had no exposure to STIs

    :(:(

    Have you not bloody gotten laid yet tom??
    You must be legal for at least a month by now..

    Stop posting on boards..
    Go out..
    and get some unsuspecting 17 year old girl paralytically drunk!!
    For fúcks sake, Kids these days...


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Bottle of Blue Nun should do it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Wazdakka wrote: »


    Have you not bloody gotten laid yet tom??
    You must be legal for at least a month by now..

    Stop posting on boards..
    Go out..
    and get some unsuspecting 17 year old girl paralytically drunk!!
    For fúcks sake, Kids these days...

    But my face/body/personality/rampant horniness is somewhat of a hindrance!

    Yep, 16 years and 22 days old and still a fridget of all things
    Party tonight, drunk fit girls... We'll see ;)


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  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    brummytom wrote: »
    But my face/body/personality/rampant horniness is somewhat of a hindrance!

    Yep, 16 years and 22 days old and still a fridget of all things
    Party tonight, drunk fit girls... We'll see ;)

    Trick is to separate one from the herd. Then tell 'em you know Doctor B. Then stick your finger in mouth and play with it with your tongue seductively. (Only do this a little lest they orgasm in public and embarrass you.)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Trick is to separate one from the herd. Then tell 'em you know Doctor B. Then stick your finger in mouth and play with it with your tongue seductively. (Only do this a little lest they orgasm in public and embarrass you.)

    How on earth would bringing a girl to orgasm in public embarrass me?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,202 ✭✭✭partyguinness


    Christ...as I have been with over 50...it is unable to perform the task...:o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    brummytom wrote: »
    How on earth would bringing a girl to orgasm in public embarrass me?

    Depends..
    This one time at my grannies funeral...




    Oooonnnn second thought,
    you don't wannna hear that story..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Wazdakka wrote: »
    Depends..
    This one time at my grannies funeral...




    Oooonnnn second thought,
    you don't wannna hear that story..

    Open casket, was it?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,999 ✭✭✭✭mickdw


    Victor wrote: »
    I don't think those figures are anyway meaningful. I stuck in Male, 16, 1 partner 16-17 and the result was 17. Thats suggesting that the average 16-17 year old girl has has 17 partners, which I suspect isn't accurate.

    you are wrong. It is dealing with 6 degrees of seperation meaning if your girl had maybe 2 partners, i.e, you and someone else, that someone else might have had 2 partners, and each of those might have had 2 partners. etc
    They are talking indirect contact.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,190 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Mask wrote: »
    They can be made to prove anything.
    Yes, Damm lies and statistics can prove anything


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,163 ✭✭✭smk89


    only 7114 indirect. im well behind my ages average of half a million.

    time to become a slut me thinks


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Trick is to separate one from the herd. Then tell 'em you know Doctor B. Then stick your finger in mouth and play with it with your tongue seductively. (Only do this a little lest they orgasm in public and embarrass you.)

    Well that party was a disaster...


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