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Sex degrees of seperation

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  • #2
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    The_Minister wrote: »
    http://calculators.lloydspharmacy.com/SexDegrees/index.aspx

    A handy tool to try and estimate your exposure to STIs:D

    You realize that you have to give the age of every partner you've ever slept with? :D

    /16 or over only, Snyper.


  • #3
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    We are unable to perform this calculation. :(


  • #4
    Auldloon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,242 ✭✭✭Auldloon


    Kiera wrote: »
    We are unable to perform this calculation. :(
    Same here.


  • #5
    The_Minister
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,255 ✭✭✭✭The_Minister


    Kiera wrote: »
    We are unable to perform this calculation. :(

    I think that means its greater than the entire world population.


  • #6
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    ∏


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  • #7
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    The_Minister wrote: »
    I think that means its greater than the entire world population.
    What are you trying to say?:confused:


  • #8
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,611 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    WOW!

    I ain't even repeating that number!

    I feel like i've just been lectured on the Lisbon Treaty by Coir! :eek:


  • #9
    WaltKowalski
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 489 ✭✭WaltKowalski


    I have had 1,078,127 of indirect and direct sexual partners.
    I've had 1 direct partner.
    You do the math! :eek:


  • #10
    highlydebased
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,490 ✭✭✭highlydebased


    34. Oooh.


  • #11
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,360 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    4 nearly 5 millions. Arse. I've kissed a far few and never got cooties, coldsores or strep throat.

    Many worry about Artificial Intelligence. I worry far more about Organic Idiocy.



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  • #12
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,190 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    2,168,103

    Statistics ......pfft :(


  • #13
    pablomakaveli
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,752 ✭✭✭pablomakaveli


    Theres no factor for sluttiness of each partner. Which makes it fairly worthless.


  • #14
    TanG411
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,836 ✭✭✭TanG411


    I've had 0. . .

    Does that make me cool? :D


  • #15
    Wompa1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,344 ✭✭✭Wompa1


    It's pretty funny...I did it first with all my partners..then I tried it without my current girlfriend.....she adds over 100,000 to the final tally...I'm going to have to tell her off later the tramp!! I like how it assumes women of a certain age must be cum dumpsters! :P


  • #16
    Wompa1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,344 ✭✭✭Wompa1


    WaltKowalski wrote: »
    I have had 1,078,127 of indirect and direct sexual partners.
    I've had 1 direct partner.
    You do the math! :eek:

    Was your 1 direct partner a woman in her late 20's or something?


  • #17
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    I've had no exposure to STIs



    :(:(


  • #18
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Well thats scary..


  • #19
    Jet Black
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,846 ✭✭✭Jet Black


    Latchy wrote: »
    Statistics ......pfft :(

    They can be made to prove anything.


  • #20
    The_Minister
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,255 ✭✭✭✭The_Minister


    WaltKowalski wrote: »
    I have had 1,078,127 of indirect and direct sexual partners.
    I've had 1 direct partner.
    You do the math! :eek:

    Was she formerly a prostitute in Nairobi?


  • #21
    WaltKowalski
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 489 ✭✭WaltKowalski


    Wompa1 wrote: »
    Was your 1 direct partner a woman in her late 20's or something?

    I'm a woman in my late twenties!


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  • #22
    sharky86
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 515 ✭✭✭sharky86


    Wompa1 wrote: »
    Was your 1 direct partner a woman in her late 20's or something?
    WaltKowalski wrote: »
    I'm a woman in my late twenties!

    Ya didn't answer the question :D


  • #23
    The_Minister
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,255 ✭✭✭✭The_Minister


    WaltKowalski wrote: »
    I'm a woman in my late twenties!

    And you're riddled aren't you?


  • #24
    MizzLolly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,556 ✭✭✭MizzLolly


    Holy ****.. I was expecting, like, 10 or something.


    It went over 10 :(


  • #25
    WaltKowalski
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 489 ✭✭WaltKowalski


    The_Minister wrote: »
    And you're riddled aren't you?

    That's what I get for being a relative prig and for having a long term boyfriend who is a few years older than me! :p


  • #26
    Davidius
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,893 ✭✭✭Davidius


    God damn 0.


  • #27
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    You have had 1,525,802 indirect and direct sexual partners.

    Based on information entered into this calculator, people in your age group have had 2,606,720 indirect sexual partners
    get'em while they're clean


  • #28
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Why does the age not go under 15-17?
    and no way I am filling out age and gender that many times, screw that.


  • #29
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    154,759 apparently

    NOW WHAT THE FCUK DOES IT MEAN!!!!!


  • #30
    120_Minutes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,706 ✭✭✭120_Minutes


    Due to my years on the swinging scene, i'm not taking this test lest my computer explode under the strain of the calculations.


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  • #31
    Rabies
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,257 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    Hmmmmm.
    Health check time again.

    You have had 3,860,295 indirect and direct sexual partners.

    Based on information entered into this calculator, people in your age group have had 2,182,528 indirect sexual partners
    This figure represents the number of people you have indirectly slept with, going back six generations of partners.




    When going back 3 generations, you have had 8,339 indirect and direct sexual partners.


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