Derren Brown on Channel Four Now...

hada · 18-09-2009 09:15PM #1

Says he's going to stick me to my chair.....tbh I don't really need a fancy pants magician/whatever sticking me to my couch, I do it anyway.

DarkJager · 18-09-2009 09:16PM

hada wrote: »

Says he's going to stick me to my chair.....tbh I don't really need a fancy pants magician/whatever sticking me to my couch, I do it anyway.

30 seconds of subliminal hardcore porn images will have you stuck to that chair for the night.

admiralofthefleet · 18-09-2009 09:18PM

the amount of bollox that tosser talks. someone should shut him up permanantly

3hn2givr7mx1sc · 18-09-2009 09:19PM

DarkJager wrote: »

30 seconds of subliminal hardcore porn images will have you stuck to that chair for the night.

I wouldn't worry too much about the chair being the sticky bit.;)

4zn76tysfajdxp · 18-09-2009 09:19PM

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

the amount of bollox that tosser talks. someone should shut him up permanantly

I can tell you where his grandfather lives for €20.

hada · 18-09-2009 09:20PM

Aldo Some Socialism wrote: »

I can tell you where his grandfather lives for €20.

ooooh too soon

eth0_ · 18-09-2009 09:23PM

I used to have a lot of respect for Derren but this show and the lottery show have me scratching my head. The lottery thing was total BS, and the way he just said the woman chose person number 19 because they were wearing a tshirt with a rectangle painted on with special subliminal paint....utter nonsense.

Bring back the old Derren. This is sub-Paul McKenna sh*t.

admiralofthefleet · 18-09-2009 09:25PM

Aldo Some Socialism wrote: »

I can tell you where his grandfather lives for €20.

waterford?

Kiera · 18-09-2009 09:26PM

I wanna do this but what if i get stuck and the phone number doesnt work for ROI?

CRAIG07 · 18-09-2009 09:28PM

i dont think he is going to be able to stick me to my chair x

DarkJager · 18-09-2009 09:28PM

Kiera wrote: »

I wanna do this but what if i get stuck and the phone number doesnt work for ROI?

I'm sensing your phone is made of plastic yes??? And possibly light in colour, maybe beige or white?? Am I right??

joshor123 · 18-09-2009 09:29PM

yup!i found dis fairly shi*e...watched it once and never again..he said he would show how to you ,youself cud perform this trick but it was a load of bull. i didnt understand either 4347784 x 5757 equals the lottery numbers?

brummytom · 18-09-2009 09:34PM

What's he done with the £350 he stole off people?!

GAAman · 18-09-2009 09:35PM

Notice the way when he played the beggar he put on an Irish accent??

Cheeky prick!

4zn76tysfajdxp · 18-09-2009 09:35PM

brummytom wrote: »

What's he done with the £350 he stole off people?!

Spent it on superglue?

Little Acorn · 18-09-2009 09:36PM

I changed the station after hearing that you had to ring up to get yourself unstuck. Can't reach the phone from my seat as it's in the hall.
Too afraid,as nobody here to help me if I get stuck.
I'll tune in near the end to hear him talking to the people who are stuck.
If anyone really gets glued to their seat,will you write about it in this thread.
I'd be interested to see if it works.
Thanks! :-)

DarkJager · 18-09-2009 09:36PM

brummytom wrote: »

What's he done with the £350 he stole off people?!

Got highlights on the hair between his balls and his crack...better reception for the psychic world!

Kiera · 18-09-2009 09:40PM

DarkJager wrote: »

I'm sensing your phone is made of plastic yes??? And possibly light in colour, maybe beige or white?? Am I right??

Nope, black and half metal.

abouttobebanned · 18-09-2009 09:41PM

Quick subliminal flash of a man on a chair. Anyone else see it?

hada · 18-09-2009 09:41PM

abouttobebanned wrote: »

Quick subliminal flash of a man on a chair. Anyone else see it?

ya saw something all right..this is freaking the crap out of me

DarkJager · 18-09-2009 09:42PM

Kiera wrote: »

Nope, black and half metal.

Ah ****. Thats my career ****ed!

4zn76tysfajdxp · 18-09-2009 09:42PM

Little Acorn wrote: »

I changed the station after hearing that you had to ring up to get yourself unstuck. Can't reach the phone from my seat as it's in the hall.
Too afraid,as nobody here to help me if I get stuck.
I'll tune in near the end to hear him talking to the people who are stuck.
If anyone really gets glued to their seat,will you write about it in this thread.
I'd be interested to see if it works.
Thanks! :-)

Why don't you watch it standing up?

joshor123 · 18-09-2009 09:43PM

hada wrote: »

ya saw something all right..this is freaking the crap out of me

wots dis about?

Bajingo · 18-09-2009 09:44PM

Im taping it on sky plus so i'll be f*cked when im stuck to the chair and the phoneline is closed! Ye I think i'll take my chances..

Ghost Train · 18-09-2009 09:45PM

wonder will the phone number thing work from ireland... will the irish be stuck on their asses forever

JokerD · 18-09-2009 09:45PM

maybe he is going to bore everybody stiff :pac:
seriously though the man is good but remember he is an ILLUSIONIST

kleefarr · 18-09-2009 09:45PM

brummytom wrote: »

What's he done with the £350 he stole off people?!

Gave it to Shelter, a charity for the homeless I believe.

TanG411 · 18-09-2009 09:46PM

The only phone close to me is my mobile that has no credit.

Yeah, this is going to be fun

Numina · 18-09-2009 09:46PM

"Only works at a higher resolution, so if it's posted on the internet, it won't work."

He obviously hasn't heard of HD rips.

Krieg · 18-09-2009 09:46PM

better go take a piss before it comes back on

Victor_M · 18-09-2009 09:47PM

Bajingo wrote: »

Im taping it on sky plus so i'll be f*cked when im stuck to the chair and the phoneline is closed! Ye I think i'll take my chances..

Thanks mate you've just given me a good laugh!:D

Actually I'm laughing my hole off here at your comment whilst simultaneously trying to ignore the Nolan pigs on the late late.

Derren Brown on Channel Four Now...

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