Derren Brown on Channel Four Now...

hada

Says he's going to stick me to my chair.....tbh I don't really need a fancy pants magician/whatever sticking me to my couch, I do it anyway.

DarkJager

hada wrote: »

Says he's going to stick me to my chair.....tbh I don't really need a fancy pants magician/whatever sticking me to my couch, I do it anyway.

30 seconds of subliminal hardcore porn images will have you stuck to that chair for the night.

admiralofthefleet

the amount of bollox that tosser talks. someone should shut him up permanantly

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DarkJager wrote: »

30 seconds of subliminal hardcore porn images will have you stuck to that chair for the night.

I wouldn't worry too much about the chair being the sticky bit.;)

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admiralofthefleet wrote: »

the amount of bollox that tosser talks. someone should shut him up permanantly

I can tell you where his grandfather lives for €20.

hada

Aldo Some Socialism wrote: »

I can tell you where his grandfather lives for €20.

ooooh too soon

eth0_

I used to have a lot of respect for Derren but this show and the lottery show have me scratching my head. The lottery thing was total BS, and the way he just said the woman chose person number 19 because they were wearing a tshirt with a rectangle painted on with special subliminal paint....utter nonsense.

Bring back the old Derren. This is sub-Paul McKenna sh*t.

admiralofthefleet

Aldo Some Socialism wrote: »

I can tell you where his grandfather lives for €20.

waterford?

Kiera

I wanna do this but what if i get stuck and the phone number doesnt work for ROI?

CRAIG07

i dont think he is going to be able to stick me to my chair x

DarkJager

Kiera wrote: »

I wanna do this but what if i get stuck and the phone number doesnt work for ROI?

I'm sensing your phone is made of plastic yes??? And possibly light in colour, maybe beige or white?? Am I right??

joshor123

yup!i found dis fairly shi*e...watched it once and never again..he said he would show how to you ,youself cud perform this trick but it was a load of bull. i didnt understand either 4347784 x 5757 equals the lottery numbers?

brummytom

What's he done with the £350 he stole off people?!

GAAman

Notice the way when he played the beggar he put on an Irish accent??

Cheeky prick!

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brummytom wrote: »

What's he done with the £350 he stole off people?!

Spent it on superglue?

Little Acorn

I changed the station after hearing that you had to ring up to get yourself unstuck. Can't reach the phone from my seat as it's in the hall.
Too afraid,as nobody here to help me if I get stuck.
I'll tune in near the end to hear him talking to the people who are stuck.
If anyone really gets glued to their seat,will you write about it in this thread.
I'd be interested to see if it works.
Thanks! :-)

DarkJager

brummytom wrote: »

What's he done with the £350 he stole off people?!

Got highlights on the hair between his balls and his crack...better reception for the psychic world!

Kiera

DarkJager wrote: »

I'm sensing your phone is made of plastic yes??? And possibly light in colour, maybe beige or white?? Am I right??

Nope, black and half metal.

abouttobebanned

Quick subliminal flash of a man on a chair. Anyone else see it?

hada

abouttobebanned wrote: »

Quick subliminal flash of a man on a chair. Anyone else see it?

ya saw something all right..this is freaking the crap out of me

DarkJager

Kiera wrote: »

Nope, black and half metal.

Ah ****. Thats my career ****ed!

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Little Acorn wrote: »

I changed the station after hearing that you had to ring up to get yourself unstuck. Can't reach the phone from my seat as it's in the hall.
Too afraid,as nobody here to help me if I get stuck.
I'll tune in near the end to hear him talking to the people who are stuck.
If anyone really gets glued to their seat,will you write about it in this thread.
I'd be interested to see if it works.
Thanks! :-)

Why don't you watch it standing up?

joshor123

hada wrote: »

ya saw something all right..this is freaking the crap out of me

wots dis about?

Bajingo

Im taping it on sky plus so i'll be f*cked when im stuck to the chair and the phoneline is closed! Ye I think i'll take my chances..

Ghost Train

wonder will the phone number thing work from ireland... will the irish be stuck on their asses forever

JokerD

maybe he is going to bore everybody stiff :pac:
seriously though the man is good but remember he is an ILLUSIONIST

kleefarr

brummytom wrote: »

What's he done with the £350 he stole off people?!

Gave it to Shelter, a charity for the homeless I believe.

TanG411

The only phone close to me is my mobile that has no credit.

Yeah, this is going to be fun

Numina

"Only works at a higher resolution, so if it's posted on the internet, it won't work."

He obviously hasn't heard of HD rips.

Krieg

better go take a piss before it comes back on

Victor_M

Bajingo wrote: »

Im taping it on sky plus so i'll be f*cked when im stuck to the chair and the phoneline is closed! Ye I think i'll take my chances..

Thanks mate you've just given me a good laugh!:D

Actually I'm laughing my hole off here at your comment whilst simultaneously trying to ignore the Nolan pigs on the late late.

Little Acorn

Aldo Some Socialism wrote: »

Why don't you watch it standing up?

Didn't think of that! :-)

Krieg

pfff I spent the last hour watching this?

CRAIG07

didnt work

Ghost Train

didn't work

abouttobebanned

my phone just rang.

"7 days..."

ibarelycare

I stood up I farted in the middle and I think that ruined my concentration

kleefarr

Anyone stuck? Not me.

Sofaspud

There were more subliminal flashes before and after he played the vid, right as he said "Focus on the screen", the one before the vid beeped too.

Krieg

I felt really spacey during it, but yeh didnt work, I was hoping it would

hada

nothing...5 people watching it here, in two different rooms with different tvs....nothing

FearDark

**** sake derren brown you absolute cock u wasted an hour of my life and your lotto "trick" was **** too.

You used be cool man.

Ghost Train

I'm stuck \o/

on boards all night

oh shiiit.. my house is on fire and i can't move;.! what do i do?!

yayamark

Rubbish didnt work missed the nolan sisters too :mad: on tubs.

TanG411

My legs felt heavy, but I didn't stick.

I bet it's because of the perticular way we had to sit. Perhaps the muscles were just being used in such a way that made them weak.

pocket aces

booooooo.... i really wanted this to work!

Bajingo

Victor_M wrote: »

Thanks mate you've just given me a good laugh!:D

Actually I'm laughing my hole off here at your comment whilst simultaneously trying to ignore the Nolan pigs on the late late.

Oh my god thats what im doing..are you me?

Kiera

Pile of ****!

FearDark

Derrens lost all ALL credibility.

ceegee

... And now for our next caller, joe from quahog.

'I cant stand up!'