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Derren Brown on Channel Four Now...

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  • 18-09-2009 9:15pm
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    hada
    Registered Users Posts: 699 ✭✭✭


    Says he's going to stick me to my chair.....tbh I don't really need a fancy pants magician/whatever sticking me to my couch, I do it anyway.
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    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    hada wrote: »
    Says he's going to stick me to my chair.....tbh I don't really need a fancy pants magician/whatever sticking me to my couch, I do it anyway.

    30 seconds of subliminal hardcore porn images will have you stuck to that chair for the night.


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    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    the amount of bollox that tosser talks. someone should shut him up permanantly


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    3hn2givr7mx1sc
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    DarkJager wrote: »
    30 seconds of subliminal hardcore porn images will have you stuck to that chair for the night.

    I wouldn't worry too much about the chair being the sticky bit.;)


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    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    the amount of bollox that tosser talks. someone should shut him up permanantly

    I can tell you where his grandfather lives for €20. ;)


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    hada
    Registered Users Posts: 699 ✭✭✭hada


    Aldo Some Socialism wrote: »
    I can tell you where his grandfather lives for €20. ;)

    ooooh too soon


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    eth0_
    Registered Users Posts: 10,846 ✭✭✭✭eth0_


    I used to have a lot of respect for Derren but this show and the lottery show have me scratching my head. The lottery thing was total BS, and the way he just said the woman chose person number 19 because they were wearing a tshirt with a rectangle painted on with special subliminal paint....utter nonsense.

    Bring back the old Derren. This is sub-Paul McKenna sh*t.


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    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    Aldo Some Socialism wrote: »
    I can tell you where his grandfather lives for €20. ;)

    waterford?


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    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    I wanna do this but what if i get stuck and the phone number doesnt work for ROI? :o


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    CRAIG07
    Closed Accounts Posts: 237 ✭✭CRAIG07


    i dont think he is going to be able to stick me to my chair x


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    DarkJager
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    Kiera wrote: »
    I wanna do this but what if i get stuck and the phone number doesnt work for ROI? :o

    I'm sensing your phone is made of plastic yes??? And possibly light in colour, maybe beige or white?? Am I right??


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    joshor123
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21 ✭joshor123


    yup!i found dis fairly shi*e...watched it once and never again..he said he would show how to you ,youself cud perform this trick but it was a load of bull. i didnt understand either 4347784 x 5757 equals the lottery numbers?


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    brummytom
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    What's he done with the £350 he stole off people?!


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    GAAman
    Registered Users Posts: 3,370 ✭✭✭GAAman


    Notice the way when he played the beggar he put on an Irish accent??

    Cheeky prick!


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    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    brummytom wrote: »
    What's he done with the £350 he stole off people?!

    Spent it on superglue?


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    Little Acorn
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    I changed the station after hearing that you had to ring up to get yourself unstuck. Can't reach the phone from my seat as it's in the hall.
    Too afraid,as nobody here to help me if I get stuck.
    I'll tune in near the end to hear him talking to the people who are stuck.
    If anyone really gets glued to their seat,will you write about it in this thread.
    I'd be interested to see if it works.
    Thanks! :-)


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    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    brummytom wrote: »
    What's he done with the £350 he stole off people?!

    Got highlights on the hair between his balls and his crack...better reception for the psychic world!


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    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    DarkJager wrote: »
    I'm sensing your phone is made of plastic yes??? And possibly light in colour, maybe beige or white?? Am I right??
    Nope, black and half metal.


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    abouttobebanned
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    Quick subliminal flash of a man on a chair. Anyone else see it?


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    hada
    Registered Users Posts: 699 ✭✭✭hada


    abouttobebanned wrote: »
    Quick subliminal flash of a man on a chair. Anyone else see it?

    ya saw something all right..this is freaking the crap out of me


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    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Kiera wrote: »
    Nope, black and half metal.

    Ah ****. Thats my career ****ed!


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    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    Little Acorn wrote: »
    I changed the station after hearing that you had to ring up to get yourself unstuck. Can't reach the phone from my seat as it's in the hall.
    Too afraid,as nobody here to help me if I get stuck.
    I'll tune in near the end to hear him talking to the people who are stuck.
    If anyone really gets glued to their seat,will you write about it in this thread.
    I'd be interested to see if it works.
    Thanks! :-)

    Why don't you watch it standing up?


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    joshor123
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21 ✭joshor123


    hada wrote: »
    ya saw something all right..this is freaking the crap out of me

    wots dis about?


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    Bajingo
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    Im taping it on sky plus so i'll be f*cked when im stuck to the chair and the phoneline is closed! Ye I think i'll take my chances..


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    Ghost Train
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    wonder will the phone number thing work from ireland... will the irish be stuck on their asses forever


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    JokerD
    Registered Users Posts: 3,024 ✭✭✭JokerD


    maybe he is going to bore everybody stiff :pac:
    seriously though the man is good but remember he is an ILLUSIONIST


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    kleefarr
    Registered Users Posts: 5,743 ✭✭✭kleefarr


    brummytom wrote: »
    What's he done with the £350 he stole off people?!

    Gave it to Shelter, a charity for the homeless I believe.


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    TanG411
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,836 ✭✭✭TanG411


    The only phone close to me is my mobile that has no credit.

    Yeah, this is going to be fun :D


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    #29
    Numina
    Registered Users Posts: 1,258 ✭✭✭Numina


    "Only works at a higher resolution, so if it's posted on the internet, it won't work."

    He obviously hasn't heard of HD rips.


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    Krieg
    Registered Users Posts: 2,378 ✭✭✭Krieg


    better go take a piss before it comes back on


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    Victor_M
    Registered Users Posts: 1,608 ✭✭✭Victor_M


    Bajingo wrote: »
    Im taping it on sky plus so i'll be f*cked when im stuck to the chair and the phoneline is closed! Ye I think i'll take my chances..

    Thanks mate you've just given me a good laugh!:D

    Actually I'm laughing my hole off here at your comment whilst simultaneously trying to ignore the Nolan pigs on the late late.


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