When the boss is out

1_in_1,000,000 · 17-09-2009 04:26PM #1

of the Office for a while what do you get upto?

I go on boards, but it's been really quite here for month's and he's been staying in. Gawd, in my old job we used togo into his office and spin a round on his fancyshmancy chair

Hes out now, wahoo!

jd83 · 17-09-2009 04:30PM

Hi, this is your boss, your fired!

xzanti · 17-09-2009 04:33PM

1_in_1,000,000 wrote: »

we used togo into his office and spin a round on his fancyshmancy chair

Hes out now, wahoo!

O_o

CountingCrows · 17-09-2009 04:35PM

Brush up on my grammar and spelling!

pikachucheeks · 17-09-2009 04:36PM

Make phone calls to friends on my office phone.

Professey Chin · 17-09-2009 04:43PM

This. <-^->

TheTubes · 17-09-2009 04:48PM

Same thing i do when he is in, browse boards and recruitment websites and maybe pop out to the bathroom for a quick fap.

petes · 17-09-2009 04:50PM

1_in_1,000,000 wrote: »

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I go on boards, but it's been really quite here for month's and he's been staying in. Gawd, in my old job we used togo into his office and spin a round on his fancyshmancy chair

Are you Chris O'Dowd??

Stercus Accidit · 17-09-2009 04:51PM

1_in_1,000,000 wrote: »

of the Office for a while what do you get upto?

I go on boards, but it's been really quite here for month's and he's been staying in. Gawd, in my old job we used togo into his office and spin a round on his fancyshmancy chair

Hes out now, wahoo!

jd83 wrote: »

Hi, this is your boss, your fired!

This is YOUR boss, you've been demoted, 1_in_1,000,000, you are now promoted to jd83's position, including fancy chair to spin in.

me-skywalker · 17-09-2009 04:52PM

sleep

mathie · 17-09-2009 04:53PM

jd83 wrote: »

Hi, this is your boss, your fired!

Hi. This is the Grammar Police. You're fired.

Neamhshuntasach · 17-09-2009 04:53PM

I used to jack off to a plant in my office that looks like Salma Hayak

pikachucheeks · 17-09-2009 05:24PM

Insurgent wrote: »

Are you Chris O'Dowd??

Mmmm Chris O'Dowd.

Super hot nerd!

AnonoBoy · 17-09-2009 05:26PM

jd83 wrote: »

Hi, this is your boss, your fired!

Heh! Heh! Heh! You're not my boss. He can spell properly.

pikachucheeks · 17-09-2009 05:33PM

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Heh! Heh! Heh! You're not my boss. He can spell properly.

Bring back Enniscorthy! :mad:

chin_grin · 17-09-2009 05:38PM

AnonoBoy · 17-09-2009 05:41PM

pikachucheeks wrote: »

Bring back Enniscorthy! :mad:

I'm his tribute act for the afternoon. Heh! Heh! Heh!

Don't worry - you'll understand when you're older.

Professey Chin · 17-09-2009 05:42PM

pikachucheeks wrote: »

Bring back Enniscorthy! :mad:

Why?Its a hole of a place

hatetherain! · 17-09-2009 05:48PM

...................we all go online!!!!!! Doesnt everyone!:)

soundsham · 17-09-2009 08:51PM

normally play 18 holes,when I'm out of the office....... suckers spinning in my chair & on here:P

admiralofthefleet · 17-09-2009 08:52PM

i hope they behave themselves;)

Prof.Badass · 17-09-2009 10:20PM

I open up his computer and take a dump in it.

Then i close it again :pac:.

Ruu_Old · 17-09-2009 10:24PM

I continue on with my work. You should give your job to someone who deserves it than someone like you skiving off. We are still in a recession you know! How much does your acting the bolleex cost the company a year? Find that out. Hang your head in shame!:mad::mad::mad:

thomond2006 · 17-09-2009 10:26PM

Ruu wrote: »

I continue on with my work. You should give your job to someone who deserves it than someone like you skiving off. We are still in a recession you know! How much does your acting the bolleex cost the company a year? Find that out. Hang your head in shame!:mad::mad::mad:

*Makes Ruu a nice cup of tea*

squod · 17-09-2009 10:54PM

soundsham wrote: »

normally play 18 holes,when I'm out of the office....... suckers spinning in my chair & on here:P

Spinning his bare arse on your chair!

pikachucheeks · 17-09-2009 10:56PM

Ruu wrote: »

I continue on with my work.

... I bet you're self-employed!

Overheal · 17-09-2009 10:58PM

Pfft, even when my boss is here I've been playing World of Warcraft.

Business has been very slow. But damned if you want to lose a job where your boss doesnt mind a bit of WoW - that might be because I got him hooked on Plants vs. Zombies.

fullstop · 17-09-2009 10:58PM

jd83 wrote: »

Hi, this is your boss, your fired!

Grammar fail. How could you be a boss with grammar like that?

Edit; mathie beat me to it.

pikachucheeks · 17-09-2009 11:00PM

Overheal wrote: »

Pfft, even when my boss is here I've been playing World of Warcraft.

... And another good human is lost to evil!

nevaeh-2die-4 · 17-09-2009 11:54PM

1_in_1,000,000 wrote: »

of the Office for a while what do you get upto?
!

i sometimes rub one off while watching anything with trannys when the coast is clear.

petes · 18-09-2009 10:20AM

Overheal wrote: »

Pfft, even when my boss is here I've been playing World of Warcraft.

[Randy] I'm not an artard [\Randy]

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