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When the boss is out

1_in_1,000,000 · 2009-09-17 15:26:04

of the Office for a while what do you get upto? I go on boards, but it's been really quite here for month's and he's been staying in. Gawd, in my old job we used togo into his office and spin a round on his fancyshmancy chair :D Hes out now, wahoo!

17-09-2009 3:26pm

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of the Office for a while what do you get upto?

I go on boards, but it's been really quite here for month's and he's been staying in. Gawd, in my old job we used togo into his office and spin a round on his fancyshmancy chair

Hes out now, wahoo!

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#2 17-09-2009 3:30pm

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Hi, this is your boss, your fired!

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#3 17-09-2009 3:33pm

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1_in_1,000,000 wrote: »

we used togo into his office and spin a round on his fancyshmancy chair

Hes out now, wahoo!

O_o

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#4 17-09-2009 3:35pm

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Brush up on my grammar and spelling!

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#5 17-09-2009 3:36pm

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Make phone calls to friends on my office phone.

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#6 17-09-2009 3:43pm

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This. <-^->

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#7 17-09-2009 3:48pm

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Same thing i do when he is in, browse boards and recruitment websites and maybe pop out to the bathroom for a quick fap.

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#8 17-09-2009 3:50pm

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1_in_1,000,000 wrote: »

o

I go on boards, but it's been really quite here for month's and he's been staying in. Gawd, in my old job we used togo into his office and spin a round on his fancyshmancy chair

Are you Chris O'Dowd??

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#9 17-09-2009 3:51pm

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1_in_1,000,000 wrote: »

of the Office for a while what do you get upto?

I go on boards, but it's been really quite here for month's and he's been staying in. Gawd, in my old job we used togo into his office and spin a round on his fancyshmancy chair

Hes out now, wahoo!

jd83 wrote: »

Hi, this is your boss, your fired!

This is YOUR boss, you've been demoted, 1_in_1,000,000, you are now promoted to jd83's position, including fancy chair to spin in.

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#10 17-09-2009 3:52pm

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sleep

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#11 17-09-2009 3:53pm

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jd83 wrote: »

Hi, this is your boss, your fired!

Hi. This is the Grammar Police. You're fired.

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#12 17-09-2009 3:53pm

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I used to jack off to a plant in my office that looks like Salma Hayak

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#13 17-09-2009 4:24pm

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Insurgent wrote: »

Are you Chris O'Dowd??

Mmmm Chris O'Dowd.

Super hot nerd!

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#14 17-09-2009 4:26pm

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jd83 wrote: »

Hi, this is your boss, your fired!

Heh! Heh! Heh! You're not my boss. He can spell properly.

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#15 17-09-2009 4:33pm

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AnonoBoy wrote: »

Heh! Heh! Heh! You're not my boss. He can spell properly.

Bring back Enniscorthy! :mad:

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#16 17-09-2009 4:38pm

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#17 17-09-2009 4:41pm

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pikachucheeks wrote: »

Bring back Enniscorthy! :mad:

I'm his tribute act for the afternoon. Heh! Heh! Heh!

Don't worry - you'll understand when you're older.

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#18 17-09-2009 4:42pm

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pikachucheeks wrote: »

Bring back Enniscorthy! :mad:

Why?Its a hole of a place

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#19 17-09-2009 4:48pm

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...................we all go online!!!!!! Doesnt everyone!:)

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#20 17-09-2009 7:51pm

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normally play 18 holes,when I'm out of the office....... suckers spinning in my chair & on here:P

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#21 17-09-2009 7:52pm

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i hope they behave themselves;)

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#22 17-09-2009 9:20pm

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I open up his computer and take a dump in it.

Then i close it again :pac:.

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#23 17-09-2009 9:24pm

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I continue on with my work. You should give your job to someone who deserves it than someone like you skiving off. We are still in a recession you know! How much does your acting the bolleex cost the company a year? Find that out. Hang your head in shame!:mad::mad::mad:

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#24 17-09-2009 9:26pm

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Ruu wrote: »

I continue on with my work. You should give your job to someone who deserves it than someone like you skiving off. We are still in a recession you know! How much does your acting the bolleex cost the company a year? Find that out. Hang your head in shame!:mad::mad::mad:

*Makes Ruu a nice cup of tea*

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#25 17-09-2009 9:54pm

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soundsham wrote: »

normally play 18 holes,when I'm out of the office....... suckers spinning in my chair & on here:P

Spinning his bare arse on your chair!

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#26 17-09-2009 9:56pm

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Ruu wrote: »

I continue on with my work.

... I bet you're self-employed!

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#27 17-09-2009 9:58pm

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Pfft, even when my boss is here I've been playing World of Warcraft.

Business has been very slow. But damned if you want to lose a job where your boss doesnt mind a bit of WoW - that might be because I got him hooked on Plants vs. Zombies.

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#28 17-09-2009 9:58pm

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jd83 wrote: »

Hi, this is your boss, your fired!

Grammar fail. How could you be a boss with grammar like that?

Edit; mathie beat me to it.

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#29 17-09-2009 10:00pm

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Overheal wrote: »

Pfft, even when my boss is here I've been playing World of Warcraft.

... And another good human is lost to evil!

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#30 17-09-2009 10:54pm

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1_in_1,000,000 wrote: »

of the Office for a while what do you get upto?
!

i sometimes rub one off while watching anything with trannys when the coast is clear.

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#31 18-09-2009 9:20am

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Overheal wrote: »

Pfft, even when my boss is here I've been playing World of Warcraft.

[Randy] I'm not an artard [\Randy]

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#32 18-09-2009 9:48am

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Turn around in my swivel chair, look at the camera wide eyed and say "Now the fun begins".

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#33 18-09-2009 9:52am

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1_in_1,000,000 wrote: »

of the Office for a while what do you get upto?

I go on boards, but it's been really quite here for month's and he's been staying in. Gawd, in my old job we used togo into his office and spin a round on his fancyshmancy chair

Hes out now, wahoo!

Some people expose themselves infront of webcams. "So let's start with my first employee: Let's just call him "Erik". (Not his real name). Although he proved quite intelligent at first glance and during the interview seemed to understand the fundamentals of what the position involved, after about a week of working here, he started doing some really weird stuff... he brought a web cam to work and started exposing himself during his lunch break. I found this out when I came back from lunch one day and was totally horrified obviously." http://www.thelocal.se/discuss/index.php?showtopic=23953

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#34 18-09-2009 9:59am

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We play a game called podium ball in the warehouse!!
Its a skill all to itself, no place nice to fap!!!
That and surf, usually check boards!

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#35 18-09-2009 1:32pm

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1_in_1,000,000 wrote: »

When the boss is out

I usually hope she's having a good time, but not too good a time and pray she doesn't ring me for a lift at 4am.

Then there's the fapping.

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#36 18-09-2009 2:00pm

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Have a **** into the photocopier.

Or

Fax something

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#37 28-09-2009 9:23am

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Wazdakka wrote: »

Have a **** into the photocopier.

Or

Fax something

eeeuw

and http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=62151495&postcount=33 i dont do faxs

Guess whose out today

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#38 28-09-2009 1:45pm

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pikachucheeks wrote: »

... And another good human is lost to evil!

Its adorable that you think im Good

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#39 28-09-2009 2:35pm

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I never notice if my boss is in or not as I've my own office anyway and am out and about between sites so much, so.....

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