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Funny Tramps.

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,916 ✭✭✭RonMexico


    Axl Rose might be down on his luck but he makes for one hell of an entertaining tramp :pac:



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    Anyone from the Blanchardstown area should know of 'J***y the Knacker' and two litre P**er.

    The knacker lady was an interesting one. Originally from England she lives in a caravan and has about 10 dogs. She owned/owns millions of euro worth of land.

    Then the other guy, when he died everybody was talking about it. The tramps are well known around here.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,919 ✭✭✭ziggy23


    luckylucky wrote: »
    Penneys eh - He obviously realised you were a posh bird :P

    I was in Paris a few years ago having breakfast/lunch in a cafe when looking around I noticed a chinese looking tramp on the ground across the road playing with himself.

    Haha I'm a classy bird alright;) Somehow I don't think they'd let him into Brown Thomas:p

    And eww about your man playing with himself put it away son:eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    we have the best one ever. tramp/bum/wino thingmebob. Ould howdo is a legend .




    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhAHK34yIyg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 873 ✭✭✭Four-Percent


    The-Rigger wrote: »


    :D

    "Good man,boy"


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,082 ✭✭✭Pygmalion


    Out of interest, has anyone seen that tramp in Wexford who begs on the main street?
    The only way I can describe her is ... Susan Boyle's traveler half-sister. Curly, greasy black hair. Bearded. Very fat. She lies on the street, like a beached whale and attempts to sing, to make money.
    More often than not, people give her money to shut up!
    Good old Maggie Hurley.

    Pics here and here.

    She's even mentioned on slang.ie here.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,694 ✭✭✭david


    Pygmalion wrote: »
    Good old Maggie Hurley.

    Pics here and here.

    She's even mentioned on slang.ie here.
    Thats the one!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,304 ✭✭✭blue-army




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,879 ✭✭✭Coriolanus


    There was a fella always on the number 10 in Dub when I was in College. Used to serenade the first year girls. :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 889 ✭✭✭Bajingo


    When I was about 16 I used to hang around the areas where tramps liked to hang out aswell..coincidence really.:D

    Anyway there's one particular tramp I remember. He approached a friend of mine and began to describe how the building across the road was built. He said the builders where stupid for building from the top down..which didnt really make sense:p..anyway my other friend decides to make a fart noise in his ear and hide behind me. He then turns around and screams at me 'How dare you do that in the presence of a lady! Your too skinny to squeeze a fart between your tiny cheeks!'

    I was horrified!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,150 ✭✭✭kumate_champ07


    I was talking to one who used to work for a demolition company and did some semi-pro boxing in his spare time.
    poor steve collins


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 924 ✭✭✭Elliemental


    There was a tramp in my local area (south Belfast), who used to go round with two little dogs in the basket of his push bike, and he`d have them wearing paramilitary style balaclavas and sunglasses.


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