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The big durty DUBLIN thread of what to do and where to go

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  • #32
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,433 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    I'm from Dublin. It's a really crap city compared to some in, say, Germany or Holland. Or even France. Hell, even Australian cities are better. Can't walk down the main thoroughfare without having to a avoid a junkie, beggar, drunk or crazy.

    At 10am :mad:

    That said, it's a lot better than Lagos or Mumbai.


  • #33
    Rob_l
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,906 ✭✭✭Rob_l


    After much research I have determined that dublin sits upon the site of what was the Garden of Eden during that research it was also revealed to me that Dublin is the exact centre of the Universe(Well to be correct the bit of dublin south of the liffey is).


  • #34
    gandhi123
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 245 ✭✭gandhi123


    Iolar wrote: »
    ariiiiiiiiiiiiiiight bud?
    martyboy48 wrote: »
    Storyyyyyyyyyyy bud?????????
    FearDark wrote: »
    Dublin, ****hole.

    \thread.
    minidazzler wrote: »
    You all disgust me, filthy dubs.



    On a brighter note, I might be moving to dublin in 2 weeks for work:D There will be a massive beers in my honour then, which I will not attend because I am afraid I will be mugged:D
    Ultimate Chin wrote: »
    Lived there,hated it, after about 2 days I wanted to crush the skulls of people who said "Storrrrrrey"

    After 3 days I actually did but you didnt hear anything >_>
    fikay wrote: »
    ajjjjaysesssmister. can ya not spare fifty uuro fot me bus and some heeeerrrrrion.
    I like it here.
    Seriously.
    chin_grin wrote: »
    Dublin forum that way

    <


    But I agree, I'm from Dublin. Born and raised. On the playground where I spent most of my days chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool and all shooting some b-ball outside of the school. When a couple of guys said were up in no good. Started making trouble in my neighbourhood! I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air.

    And Dublin is a sh!tehole. All of it. It's just varying forms off a$$holery.
    Beanstalk wrote: »
    What to do in Dublin:

    Go to a takeaway and witness the following:

    'Alllrighht there fella! Ill have two batter borgers, foive chips, a battured sausage, a spice borger and a coke. And if i don't get it in thurty seconds ill stick my fcuking head in ya, wha? ya durty bollix!'

    :pac:
    Confab wrote: »
    I'm from Dublin. It's a really crap city compared to some in, say, Germany or Holland. Or even France. Hell, even Australian cities are better. Can't walk down the main thoroughfare without having to a avoid a junkie, beggar, drunk or crazy.

    At 10am :mad:

    That said, it's a lot better than Lagos or Mumbai.


    Yous are so original.. the lot of yous..


    Jealous gets ya nowhere lads:rolleyes::rolleyes:


  • #35
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Dublin county is the best, best county in the World. All the other counties are full of little girls


  • #36
    Des Hynes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 125 ✭✭Des Hynes


    Jaysus Whaaa?


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  • #37
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    Kinetic^ wrote: »
    Well you have Tallaght, Blanchardstown or Henry St..........the choice is yours!

    Ehh... You're forgetting the entire north side there! - the home of trackies!


  • #38
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    Dublin county is the best, best county in the World. All the other counties are full of little girls

    I've heard Dublin county is also the number one exporter of potassium! ;)


  • #39
    Rob_l
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,906 ✭✭✭Rob_l


    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    Ehh... You're forgetting the entire north side there! - the home of trackies!

    Eh, but Henry street is on the northside as is blanchardstown(north west)!


  • #40
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    Rob_l wrote: »
    Eh, but Henry street is on the northside as is blanchardstown(north west)!

    Blanchardstown is west side, I thought? I always considered it west side, because it's so full of wannabe gangsters.
    Overheard in Dublin wrote:
    Man rushed into hospital in Blanchardstown, bleeding heavily. Clothes soaked in blood.

    Doctor: Where are you bleeding from?

    Man: I'm bleedin' from Blanch.

    Henry street is north side, but it's in town, which kind-of makes it neutral. kind-of.

    But when I think tracksuits, most of the areas I think of are north side -Swords, Finglas, Ballymun etc ... Of course, there are areas in the south side too. And it's based on generalisations.


  • #41
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    I've heard Dublin county is also the number one exporter of potassium! ;)

    Yeah, all other counties have inferior potassium. Also, Dublin is full of steers and queers


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  • #42
    Rob_l
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,906 ✭✭✭Rob_l


    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    Blanchardstown is west side, I thought? I always considered it west side, because it's so full of wannabe gangsters.



    Henry street is north side, but it's in town, which kind-of makes it neutral. kind-of.

    But when I think tracksuits, most of the areas I think of are north side -Swords, Finglas, Ballymun etc ... Of course, there are areas in the south side too. And it's based on generalisations.

    Blachardstown is part of Fingal County Council so its northsoideeeeeeeeeee.

    Anything after you cross the liffey from the southside is not neutral its a war zone.


  • #43
    anniehoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,597 ✭✭✭anniehoo


    pikachucheeks wrote: »

    But when I think tracksuits, most of the areas I think of are north side -Swords, Finglas, Ballymun etc ... .
    Ah jaysus bud you're not seriously puttin Swords in the same camp as finglas and ballymun are ye? Ill bleedin burst ya.


  • #44
    fizzynicenice
    Closed Accounts Posts: 466 ✭✭fizzynicenice


    Yeah yeah whatever yis jealous culchies. Just cos we've got all the electricity.


  • #45
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    Rob_l wrote: »
    Anything after you cross the liffey from the southside is not neutral its a war zone.

    Don't need to tell me, I already know! ;)

    Actually, I'm kidding. Clontarf is north side, and it's a nice place. Dolphin's Barn is south side and it's pretty much a kip.

    There are bad areas on both the north and south sides. All that matters is that you're from a "good" area, and if you're not, that you have a biiiiig gun! :pac:


  • #46
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    anniehoo wrote: »
    Ah jaysus bud you're not seriously puttin Swords in the same camp as finglas and ballymun are ye? Ill bleedin burst ya.

    Only reason I said Swords is because a friend of mine is from there and he's always in tracksuits! I've actually never been to Swords, to know what it's like. Just heard various things.

    In any case, I lived in Tallaght for two years so I'm not really one to talk!

    I got really confused when I went there. I couldn't understand all the people in tracksuits, with emo haircuts.
    It was like the merging of two polar opposite stereotypes!


  • #47
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    North side = North of the Liffey
    South Side = South of the Liffey

    Tallaght, Clondalkin are called "West Dublin" on the news because the South side don't want us :pac:

    big up da westsiiiide massif


  • #48
    Four-Percent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 873 ✭✭✭Four-Percent


    FearDark wrote: »
    Dublin, ****hole.

    \thread.

    this is wrong on so many levels!


  • #49
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    phasers wrote: »
    North side = North of the Liffey
    South Side = South of the Liffey

    Tallaght, Clondalkin are called "West Dublin" on the news because the South side don't want us :pac:

    big up da westsiiiide massif

    Haha :)

    I remember on for 'Tallaght' on Wikipedia, someone had edited it to say "Tallaght was given honourary north side status in the nineties because of how rough it was"

    :pac:


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