The big durty DUBLIN thread of what to do and where to go

Rabies

Dublin blah de blah de blah de blah

move thread to here

move thread to there..

OMG some has mentioned 'dublin' in a post, lets move it to Dublin city forum, maybe create a Grafton street forum for the antics that go on there... oh oh oh.. a temple bar forum for the bouncer threads to too...


So what to do in Dublin?


Meh!!!!

Crann na Beatha

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martyboy48

Storyyyyyyyyyyy bud?????????

Rabies

Story bud


so ya....

I think i need to buy some new skanger trackies in town...

4zn76tysfajdxp

Rabies wrote: »

I think i need to buy some new skanger trackies in town...

and what "town" would this be?

Kinetic^

Rabies wrote: »

Story bud


so ya....

I think i need to buy some new skanger trackies in town...

Well you have Tallaght, Blanchardstown or Henry St..........the choice is yours!

FearDark

Dublin, ****hole.

\thread.

Kinetic^

FearDark wrote: »

Dublin, ****hole.

\thread.

I heard Coca Cola were moving their operations down to Tipperary after watching the hurling final and realising just how good Tipp folk are at bottling things.

FearDark

Kinetic^ wrote: »

I heard Coca Cola were moving their operations down to Tipperary after watching the hurling final and realising just how good Tipp folk are at bottling things.

How ironic they may be closing down in Tipperary Town soon.

http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/ireland/2009/0828/1224253402370.html

You FAIL sir.

Ruu_Old

Durty old toweennnnnnnnnnnn, durty old toweeeeennnnnnnnnn! :cool:

minidazzler

You all disgust me, filthy dubs.



On a brighter note, I might be moving to dublin in 2 weeks for work:D There will be a massive beers in my honour then, which I will not attend because I am afraid I will be mugged:D

Really though, what the hell is this thread actually about?

Kalashnikov_Kid

Don't worry there's always coppers.

IT'S JUSHT LIKE HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME

flanum

The Busarus is on Store St!

Tar.Aldarion

I'm moving to dublin, so all dublin topics allowed by order of magistrate :pac:

Professey Chin

Lived there,hated it, after about 2 days I wanted to crush the skulls of people who said "Storrrrrrey"

After 3 days I actually did but you didnt hear anything >_>

sidneykidney

Ruu wrote: »

Durty old toweennnnnnnnnnnn, durty old toweeeeennnnnnnnnn! :cool:

That song was originally wrote about another hole..Manchester.

Just sayin..:)

fikay

ajjjjaysesssmister. can ya not spare fifty uuro fot me bus and some heeeerrrrrion.
I like it here.
Seriously.

ronano

sidneykidney wrote: »

That song was originally wrote about another hole..Manchester.

Just sayin..:)

salford

at least dublin doesnt do by the grace of god crap

biko

Effing boggers coming in here trying to take our forum away from us.
Wellie wearing, hang sangich eatin', tae drinkin', country accent speakin', tractor driving muck savages lot of ye!

tallus

In Before DrBollocko locks this thread

The guy

Aspen Shy Dandelion wrote: »

and what "town" would this be?

The good one.

Rabies

I fav drinking spot is temple bar.

Oh... tallgaht rocks too..


Wish I was a south sider.

biko

The Temple Bar pub in the temple bar area is very nice, I always go there whenever I'm over in Dublin.

phasers

I'm going to town today (Do not start with me, yokels). Is there anything interesting happening?

biko

You can hang out with the sandwich lady

Beanstalk

What to do in Dublin:

Go to a takeaway and witness the following:

'Alllrighht there fella! Ill have two batter borgers, foive chips, a battured sausage, a spice borger and a coke. And if i don't get it in thurty seconds ill stick my fcuking head in ya, wha? ya durty bollix!'

:pac:

sidneykidney

Magnus wrote: »

You can hang out with the sandwich lady

Thought she was in bray,no?

Phasers you could go for a walk in the park or hire a bike in it,take the luas to huston,then its 5 mins walk.

Thats assuming your not a lazy fooker...:pac:

Adamcp898

phasers wrote: »

I'm going to town today (Do not start with me, yokels). Is there anything interesting happening?

Town.ie?

Jip

I'm sure you all know how blissful and peaceful Dublin would be if it wasn't for the culchies coming here to user our roads, houses and public transport driving up the bloody prices of everything.

At least they give us their wimmin in return, well either that or the culchie wimmin have better taste than be seen going out with boggers who think going to Coppers wearing a shirt buttoned to the very top under a woolly jumper is the height of fashion.

me-skywalker

Go into an internet cafe, your never more than 100yards from one, and read boards.ie and serch threads about dublin to tell people that your in dublin.

You Suck!

Dublin thread goes where now?

Mr Benevolent

I'm from Dublin. It's a really crap city compared to some in, say, Germany or Holland. Or even France. Hell, even Australian cities are better. Can't walk down the main thoroughfare without having to a avoid a junkie, beggar, drunk or crazy.

At 10am :mad:

That said, it's a lot better than Lagos or Mumbai.

Rob_l

After much research I have determined that dublin sits upon the site of what was the Garden of Eden during that research it was also revealed to me that Dublin is the exact centre of the Universe(Well to be correct the bit of dublin south of the liffey is).

gandhi123

Iolar wrote: »

ariiiiiiiiiiiiiiight bud?

martyboy48 wrote: »

Storyyyyyyyyyyy bud?????????

FearDark wrote: »

Dublin, ****hole.

\thread.

minidazzler wrote: »

You all disgust me, filthy dubs.



On a brighter note, I might be moving to dublin in 2 weeks for work:D There will be a massive beers in my honour then, which I will not attend because I am afraid I will be mugged:D

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

Lived there,hated it, after about 2 days I wanted to crush the skulls of people who said "Storrrrrrey"

After 3 days I actually did but you didnt hear anything >_>

fikay wrote: »

ajjjjaysesssmister. can ya not spare fifty uuro fot me bus and some heeeerrrrrion.
I like it here.
Seriously.

chin_grin wrote: »

Dublin forum that way

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But I agree, I'm from Dublin. Born and raised. On the playground where I spent most of my days chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool and all shooting some b-ball outside of the school. When a couple of guys said were up in no good. Started making trouble in my neighbourhood! I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air.

And Dublin is a sh!tehole. All of it. It's just varying forms off a$$holery.

Beanstalk wrote: »

What to do in Dublin:

Go to a takeaway and witness the following:

'Alllrighht there fella! Ill have two batter borgers, foive chips, a battured sausage, a spice borger and a coke. And if i don't get it in thurty seconds ill stick my fcuking head in ya, wha? ya durty bollix!'

:pac:

Confab wrote: »

I'm from Dublin. It's a really crap city compared to some in, say, Germany or Holland. Or even France. Hell, even Australian cities are better. Can't walk down the main thoroughfare without having to a avoid a junkie, beggar, drunk or crazy.

At 10am :mad:

That said, it's a lot better than Lagos or Mumbai.

Yous are so original.. the lot of yous..


Jealous gets ya nowhere lads:rolleyes::rolleyes:

Turd Ferguson

Dublin county is the best, best county in the World. All the other counties are full of little girls

Des Hynes

Jaysus Whaaa?

pikachucheeks

Kinetic^ wrote: »

Well you have Tallaght, Blanchardstown or Henry St..........the choice is yours!

Ehh... You're forgetting the entire north side there! - the home of trackies!

pikachucheeks

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Dublin county is the best, best county in the World. All the other counties are full of little girls

I've heard Dublin county is also the number one exporter of potassium!

Rob_l

pikachucheeks wrote: »

Ehh... You're forgetting the entire north side there! - the home of trackies!

Eh, but Henry street is on the northside as is blanchardstown(north west)!

pikachucheeks

Rob_l wrote: »

Eh, but Henry street is on the northside as is blanchardstown(north west)!

Blanchardstown is west side, I thought? I always considered it west side, because it's so full of wannabe gangsters.

Overheard in Dublin wrote:

Man rushed into hospital in Blanchardstown, bleeding heavily. Clothes soaked in blood.

Doctor: Where are you bleeding from?

Man: I'm bleedin' from Blanch.

Henry street is north side, but it's in town, which kind-of makes it neutral. kind-of.

But when I think tracksuits, most of the areas I think of are north side -Swords, Finglas, Ballymun etc ... Of course, there are areas in the south side too. And it's based on generalisations.

Turd Ferguson

pikachucheeks wrote: »

I've heard Dublin county is also the number one exporter of potassium!

Yeah, all other counties have inferior potassium. Also, Dublin is full of steers and queers

Rob_l

pikachucheeks wrote: »

Blanchardstown is west side, I thought? I always considered it west side, because it's so full of wannabe gangsters.



Henry street is north side, but it's in town, which kind-of makes it neutral. kind-of.

But when I think tracksuits, most of the areas I think of are north side -Swords, Finglas, Ballymun etc ... Of course, there are areas in the south side too. And it's based on generalisations.

Blachardstown is part of Fingal County Council so its northsoideeeeeeeeeee.

Anything after you cross the liffey from the southside is not neutral its a war zone.

anniehoo

pikachucheeks wrote: »

But when I think tracksuits, most of the areas I think of are north side -Swords, Finglas, Ballymun etc ... .

Ah jaysus bud you're not seriously puttin Swords in the same camp as finglas and ballymun are ye? Ill bleedin burst ya.

fizzynicenice

Yeah yeah whatever yis jealous culchies. Just cos we've got all the electricity.

pikachucheeks

Rob_l wrote: »

Anything after you cross the liffey from the southside is not neutral its a war zone.

Don't need to tell me, I already know!

Actually, I'm kidding. Clontarf is north side, and it's a nice place. Dolphin's Barn is south side and it's pretty much a kip.

There are bad areas on both the north and south sides. All that matters is that you're from a "good" area, and if you're not, that you have a biiiiig gun! :pac:

pikachucheeks

anniehoo wrote: »

Ah jaysus bud you're not seriously puttin Swords in the same camp as finglas and ballymun are ye? Ill bleedin burst ya.

Only reason I said Swords is because a friend of mine is from there and he's always in tracksuits! I've actually never been to Swords, to know what it's like. Just heard various things.

In any case, I lived in Tallaght for two years so I'm not really one to talk!

I got really confused when I went there. I couldn't understand all the people in tracksuits, with emo haircuts.
It was like the merging of two polar opposite stereotypes!

phasers

North side = North of the Liffey
South Side = South of the Liffey

Tallaght, Clondalkin are called "West Dublin" on the news because the South side don't want us :pac:

big up da westsiiiide massif

Four-Percent

FearDark wrote: »

Dublin, ****hole.

\thread.

this is wrong on so many levels!

pikachucheeks

phasers wrote: »

North side = North of the Liffey
South Side = South of the Liffey

Tallaght, Clondalkin are called "West Dublin" on the news because the South side don't want us :pac:

big up da westsiiiide massif

Haha

I remember on for 'Tallaght' on Wikipedia, someone had edited it to say "Tallaght was given honourary north side status in the nineties because of how rough it was"

:pac: