Is this knackerish?

mack81 · 09-09-2009 12:40PM

You are the Stephen Hawkings of knacker drinking IMO:eek:

Holsten · 09-09-2009 12:54PM

Load of effort, go to an offo that chills the beer.

Most in Maynooth do.

pickarooney · 09-09-2009 02:02PM

Sorry OP, MagicMarker says No, thereby negating all the plaudits. Better luck next time.

09-09-2009 06:16PM

That's brilliant ...that kind of street smart behaviour will get you far in life ....

Joey the lips · 09-09-2009 06:20PM

K4t wrote: »

Not the knacker drinking itself but what I do beforehand. So we'll agree to meet at around nine at Tesco to buy our drink and the lads will turn up at nine, head down the alcohol aisle and pick up their warm tesco lager, carling, cider etc. But not me. If there's one thing I will not stand for, it is drinking warm beer. My beer will always be cold. So what I do is arrive at Tesco around half eight, grab a six pack of heineken or bud off the shelf and place it in one of the two small freezers that tesco have. I'll then take a few small crates of bulmers off the shelf and place them in front of my cans in the freezer. I'll then go back outside and wait for my friends, popping inside every few minutes or so to check on my now cold beer. Works every time.

Am I a knacker or a weirdo or have too much time on my hand or do I just go that extra mile to consume beer in the best way possible? Anybody else do this? I think it's rather creative myself. I like to think of myself as having taken knacker drinking to a new level.

Knacker! Just buy a bag of ice and have a couple on fast chill while the rest is in the fridge!

Better still ring tesco and get them to put a couple in the fridge! You might start a terend!

Epic Tissue · 09-09-2009 06:30PM

MagicMarker wrote: »

Not knackerish, just completely retarded.

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CantGetNoSleep · 09-09-2009 06:35PM

Great work young man, if only I had thought of this in my day

09-09-2009 07:00PM

i like it.. buckfast could easily be slipped into the fridge aswell for an hour.

Outkast_IRE · 09-09-2009 07:10PM

good idea i hate the way tesco doesnt keep beer in fridges its basically like saying your all alcos anyway and love our cheap prices so we wont even bother chilling it ........... you will buy it anyways ye alcos.

tanyaog2007 · 09-09-2009 07:11PM

why wudnt ya just buy a bag of ice

K4t · 09-09-2009 07:24PM

tanyaog2007 wrote: »

why wudnt ya just buy a bag of ice

My way you spend nothing. Afterall, every little helps.

seanybiker · 09-09-2009 07:32PM

instead of taking half an hour to get your cans you could just go to another place that actually keeps cans cool. I used to ring up the local offy and ask em to put me cans in the fridge and I get em later when money arrives in bank.

Rented Mule · 09-09-2009 08:50PM

Have you people never heard of a cooler and some ice ?

/thread

tmc86 · 09-09-2009 09:01PM

id love a cold can right about now!

to save time you could try and get tesco to deliver your cold cans to whichever field you may be drinking in

The Orb · 09-09-2009 09:12PM

K4t wrote: »

Not the knacker drinking itself but what I do beforehand. So we'll agree to meet at around nine at Tesco to buy our drink and the lads will turn up at nine, head down the alcohol aisle and pick up their warm tesco lager, carling, cider etc. But not me. If there's one thing I will not stand for, it is drinking warm beer. My beer will always be cold. So what I do is arrive at Tesco around half eight, grab a six pack of heineken or bud off the shelf and place it in one of the two small freezers that tesco have. I'll then take a few small crates of bulmers off the shelf and place them in front of my cans in the freezer. I'll then go back outside and wait for my friends, popping inside every few minutes or so to check on my now cold beer. Works every time.

Am I a knacker or a weirdo or have too much time on my hand or do I just go that extra mile to consume beer in the best way possible? Anybody else do this? I think it's rather creative myself. I like to think of myself as having taken knacker drinking to a new level.

If you wear your best pyjamas while in Tesco then yes, you are a weapons grade knacker....if you dress like a normal person then I applaud you putting a little one over that great friend of the Irish, Tesco PLC:D

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