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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    sending in a friend to bat them back into their senses

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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Guess I need to call an old school friend for an assist.

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    What are we fighting now... I forget. Oh yeah it's me vs. you. Grabs Cavey's club and smashes Wolf one to the tummy. OMPH!!! It is breathtaking isn't it?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Huffs and puffs and blows Deki head over heels.*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    too bad Spot's mad at me again. guess I'll have to do this by myself. Waves staff speaks spell Tornado appears and catches up with Wolf takes him off on a journey to OZ...


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Inhales tornado.*
    Please Deki, my cousin was in all the kid's stories. High lung capacity runs in the family. You go see the wizard.
    *Blows Deki straight to OZ. *


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Recruits Flying Monkeys and sends them after Wolf'
    I sort of like it here, might be a educational adventure.
    Where is that tinman?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Shoots down monkeys. Sends in the Wheelers*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck




  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Should have brought the silver Matt.
    *Releases the Richard Simmon's robot,


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Hi Wolf. Showers Wolf with silver cutlery from cannon. It raining here how 'bout with you?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Hoists shield overhead*
    No rain yet.
    *Fires off catapult loaded with rotten eggs at Deki.*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Force field up - yuch! If that's not disgusting... Uses power washer to clean up, While I'm at it loads washer with blue ink sprays Wolf, turning him blue all over. Now you look like a giant Smurf. Cyber Smurf...


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Sprays Deki with white paint.*
    Now you look like a barber pole.
    I look nothing like him:
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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    only cause you don't have a beard or those tight red pants- and i prefer to be likened to a candy cane- not a barber pole thank-you.
    Sprays wolf with white polka dots tosses glitter on him and sprays him with perfume.
    Now you look nothing like Papa Smurf...


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    No, now I look like Disco Smurf.
    Hey Santa, yeah the giant candy cane is over there somewhere.


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    He does not look happy to me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Sending a friend to take care of Santa
    He's really a sweetie he'll just love Santa to bits...

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    Dyes fur all one color(foxy red #5!) and dribbles rest over Wolf head - now you're a red headed, polka-dotted, glitter coated Wolf. Baby will want to cuddle you to pieces too.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I am calling that child's mother...... Right after my shower.
    *Dumps green dye over Deki's head.*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Tattle Tale
    Gets out more dye, halloween colors would be okay but it's too early for Christmas.
    Smashes Pumpkins on Wolfs head, hmm that one didn't fit, need a bigger one. I'll keep trying...


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I'm not chasing a guy named Ichabod around. I have enough problems with you.:p Although I am of German descent, wonder if me and the cranially challenged gent are related.......

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    funny all my Dad's side of the family are of german heritage too.
    Related? I doubt it but maybe, Here try this Pumpkin head ...
    Don't you love how they have all those ooey gooey insides and that musty smell?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    That does it. I'm getting the you know what now if we using vegetables for this fight.
    *Grabs armload of apples, begins tossing them at Deki. *


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Okay, okay, no more pumpkins- I'll switch to fruit, loads cannon with bananas Watch your step they're kind of slippery. Piles apples in neat pyramid, In case i run out of bananas.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Loads salad shooters with artichokes. Begins firing slices at Deki.*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    You forgot the dressing. Loads cannon and fires gallons of creamy ranch at Wolf. Quite colorful over ther huh?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Enjoy this next volley:

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    Now that is colorful


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    yes it is I like this. Loads cannon with primary colored finger paints fires at Wolf. at least they wash off Wolf.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Fires back with rainbow colored strobe effects.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Incoming jelly bellies


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Ties up Deki's feet with licorice whips. Pelts her mercilessly with gumdrops*


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