Advertisement
Help Keep Boards Alive. Support us by going ad free today. See here: https://subscriptions.boards.ie/.
https://www.boards.ie/group/1878-subscribers-forum

Private Group for paid up members of Boards.ie. Join the club.
Hi all, please see this major site announcement: https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058427594/boards-ie-2026

Last to post: Extermination.

16364666869104

Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Oh look a rainbow! Buries Wolf in Skittles.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 378 ✭✭cathysworld


    Forces Cyber to sit through an episode of Pure Mule.. Cyber melts into a pool of bordeom


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Has read War and Peace, fears not boredom. Destroys cathysworld with focused sarcasm blast.*
    Good night.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Fires cotton candy at Wolf -Sweet dreams.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    *Drops a ton of kernels on Deki, Blasts area with microwaves, kernles begin popping Deki to death, Toasty picks up katana from ground*

    "Its good to be back!"


  • Advertisement
  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki uses staff to pole vault into lower branch of tree, thus saving herself from popping kernels. Uses scarf as rope to swing down hitting Toast in middle of back causing him to drop katana, losing it among the kernels...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    "Oh picking it up is just for show"
    *Katana phases into toastys hand, Toasty uses the flat of the blade to pick up a bunch of kernels, slice the katana through the air at great speed firing the deadly kernels at Deki*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki ducks.
    Swings short sword slashing toast across chest.
    Toast bleeds profusely, turning ghostly pale...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    *Toasty looks down*
    "Hey, that stuff keeps me warm"
    *Looks up, grins evily*
    "unlucky for you it really has no other use. Except maybe this"
    *Waves katana over blood, blood seeps into ground, skeleton and zombie warriors rises up and advance on Deki*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki waves staff and recites spell Skeletons and Zombies drop into dust. zombies eat human brains anyway- I'm a fox. Throws bottle of holy water on Toasty Demon.


  • Advertisement
  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    water sprinkles then trickles
    under rigid dry ground
    tickling Deki's toes


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Begins to see Matt's strategy for winning. Shoots him repeatedly in face*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Smashes Wolf across nose with staff. Maybe I like tickled toes Wolf


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Releases army ants.*
    They'll tickle your toes just fine.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Flies thru air feet first into Wolfs chest knocking him down into army ants who creep into his fur.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Lassoes Deki and slams her headfirst into termite mound.*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    elbows Wolf with sharp little elbow to the throat, sharp pointy knee to the tummy.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Diving headbutt to Deki.*
    Enjoy the stargazing Deki.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    knee to Wolfs groin; grabs ears and twists. head butts Wolf just below ribs-umph!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Wanna play that way? Hell in a Cell it is:
    51SOIAn2v9L._SL500_AA280_.jpg

    After you.


  • Advertisement
  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    I don't like boxes. I'm not going in there. puts rock in sling and whirls it around - lets loose to Wolfs head


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Ducks*
    So, no green eggs & ham for us in a box?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    NO BOXES. THEY'RE TRAPS.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    No, this is a trap:

    1234662083797.gif
    This guy set it:

    safari_joe_does_it_again.gif


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki lets cat out of box and throws grnade at Safari Joe


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Drops box on deki while she's distracted.*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki freaks.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Adresses box to Abu Dhabi.*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Spot flies down and rips box to shreds, releasing Deki.


  • Advertisement
  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I'll get you yet, and your BIG dragon as well.


This discussion has been closed.
Advertisement