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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Chops of Deki's nose.*
    Sorry, it was spiting your face


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Cuts off Wolfs ears, ties them to belt, does Deki dance.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Chops off Deki's feet, throws them in deep fryer. *


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    runs wolfs hands into chipper up to wrists


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Shoves Deki's head through a tire, takes picture*


    foxsa9.jpg


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Poor thing, look how scared. Whacks Wolf with Staff across nose.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Cracks Deki with hammer on the noggin, straps her to a toboggan and sends her down Mount Everest.*

    The fox was fine, and rejoined his family.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki runs over Wolf with toboggan, Rolls him into giant snowball and pushes him off moutain peak


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Lands on Sherpas.* Curses, foiled again. I'll be back!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Can't wait Wolf


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    swine-flu.jpg

    I have released swine flu into this thread.

    Please leave by the emergency exits. :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    OH NO! Piggy flu.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    Oink! Oink! Sneeze, cough, splutter... 'Fraid so folks. :(

    Move along now. This is now a biohazard zone.

    *Twiddles thumbs. Waits for everyone to leave in panic.*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    whats panic???
    SPLATS little kirky.....you lightweight you!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    Never! Fool! Mwaha ha...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    transports to never never land......but no-one there to play with!!!
    ah sure have another splat!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    Damn your dangly legs, woman! May the Sword of Damocles hasten toward your skull!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    they dont dangle far i is only a little woman:p

    pulls out bow and arrows ....how fast can you run....


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    joes girls wrote: »
    they dont dangle far i is only a little woman:p

    pulls out bow and arrows ....how fast can you run....
    *Invokes Xeno's paradox* Fast enough to never be halfway to the arrow's final destination. :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Waves wand Freezes JG and Wolf in time. Hmm worked well. Draws mustache and goatee on JG , Puts big pink bow on Wolf. takes away JGs bow and arrows and gives Wolf a little eye liner and mascara. hides and releases the spell.


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Pulls off bow.*
    I sense a fox is involved somehow.
    *Sprays thread with machine gun fire*
    I need to go wash my face.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    giggles:p


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    There you are.
    *Shoots Deki with speargun, in the buttocks*
    Now, that is a flying fox.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Pulls out spear, beats Wolf over head with it. Oh and you still got on some mascara I think it was waterproof kind. C'mon flutter those lashes Wolf.(giggles some more)


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Tosses Deki into vat full of Nair.*
    Enjoy your swim while I find a mirror.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    If I'm gonna be silly looking so are you Wolf, Dripping nair Deki gives Wolf big hugs, Now you look like you have mange. I'll just put on my fake fur coat.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Tears open dimensional rift, grabs mirror twin. Skins the sanctimonius bastiche.*
    Now, I have a fur coat also.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    And nice it is Wolf. What a lovely coat lights match under Wolf's foot.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Lights fire under Deki's tail.*


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Puts out fire. Chases Wolf with pick axe. You're ruining my sweet and loving image Wolf.


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