'Soft' Hungover moments....

JohnCleary · 03-09-2009 12:34PM #1

Woke up there a while ago and started packing my bags for a weekend of racing - Rang the OH and said i'd pick her up in a few minutes....

Her: "Oh, we're going today?"
Me: "Eh, yeah, it's Friday, I said we were going on Friday"
Her: "Today is Thursday you fuppin eejit"
Me: *Hangs up phone*

Oh how I love hungover mornings

http://jamie-online.com/random-jamz/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/facepalm.jpg

Wazdakka · 03-09-2009 12:56PM

Ok..
So you have a GirlFriend,
Probably dont have a job or any big responsibilities if you dont know what day it is,
Are going for a "weekend of racing" this weekend,
can afford to buy enough booze to be hungover midweek,
Didn't get out of bed until 12 O'clock today...

I think that I Hate you..

ScumLord · 03-09-2009 12:59PM

Wazdakka wrote: »

Ok..
So you have a GirlFriend,
Probably dont have a job or any big responsibilities if you dont know what day it is,
Are going for a "weekend of racing" this weekend,
can afford to buy enough booze to be hungover midweek,
Didn't get out of bed until 12 O'clock today...

I think that I Hate you..

He also owns some form of a yaught/big fancy boat if that makes any difference.

Beruthiel · 03-09-2009 01:03PM

ScumLord wrote: »

He also owns some form of a yaught/big fancy boat if that makes any difference.

Probably stolen.

super_furry · 03-09-2009 01:06PM

Bet he eats swans too.

cathysworld · 03-09-2009 01:07PM

JohnCleary wrote: »

Woke up there a while ago and started packing my bags for a weekend of racing - Rang the OH and said i'd pick her up in a few minutes....

Her: "Oh, we're going today?"
Me: "Eh, yeah, it's Friday, I said we were going on Friday"
Her: "Today is Thursday you fuppin eejit"
Me: *Hangs up phone*

Oh how I love hungover mornings

http://jamie-online.com/random-jamz/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/facepalm.jpg

Think he meant to put in a p instead of a c

JohnCleary · 03-09-2009 01:10PM

ScumLord wrote: »

He also owns some form of a yaught/big fancy boat if that makes any difference.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOvaCV6uQp8

super_furry wrote: »

Bet he eats swans too.

BBQ'ed with some honey - nyom nyom nyom

cathysworld wrote: »

Think he meant to put in a p instead of a c

:eek:

Neamhshuntasach · 03-09-2009 01:33PM

I had taken an overnight bus from Medellín to Cali and then me and a mate went straight out on the p1ss. I woke him up the next morning to go for a curer to O Reilly's. Of course we weren't in Medellín anymore. I had forgot about changing cities for a good half an hour.

SEPT 23 1989 · 03-09-2009 02:15PM

he is probably going pigeon racing if he is getting up at this hour of the day

Mark200 · 03-09-2009 02:20PM

Be careful driving! According to the Adrian Kennedy show the other night many people have been done for drink driving in the afternoon after a night out and after sleep!

Twee. · 03-09-2009 02:25PM

After a few hours sleep, I was up at half nine for work on Sunday. Wrecked and hungover, I had some cereal and off I went. At 8pm that night I was tidying the kitchen and found the carton of milk in the press where the cereal is. Don't function well that early

Smart Bug · 03-09-2009 02:28PM

The missus wasn't impressed with my soft hungover moment this mornin.

Kradock · 03-09-2009 03:46PM

Woke one mornng and ran straight to the bathroom to get sick , then headed down the stairs for some water to find 2 of my mates sipping cans , asked them where the hell we had got to and how did I get home , only for them to burst into laughter as I continued that I didn't remember a thing after about 10 o'clock the night before .

The reason they found it so hilarious was that the girl I had brought home was standing behind me listening as I described the sheer blackout I had and hoped I hadn't done anything stupid .

Itsdacraic · 03-09-2009 03:52PM

Neamhshuntasach wrote: »

I had taken an overnight bus from Medellín to Cali and then me and a mate went straight out on the p1ss. I woke him up the next morning to go for a curer to O Reilly's. Of course we weren't in Medellín anymore. I had forgot about changing cities for a good half an hour.

I bet you still found an O'Reilly's though.

hoochio · 03-09-2009 05:12PM

Was out for a few drinks one night and as often happens i had about a dozen drinks too much followed by a woeful hangover the next morning (sicker than a small plane going to Lourdes!). Anyhoo my alarm goes off at 8 for work (after only getting into bed at 6) and I land down into the kitchen, proceed to put orange juice into my cornflakes and milk into my glass, and am then informed a half hour later that it is in fact Sunday (not Friday as I thought!) and that the auld lad could do with a hand moving cows. That morning went from bad to worse as i got sick several times from running up and down hills.

Sorry about the long and pointless post it sounded better in my head:o

Red Sleeping Beauty · 04-09-2009 03:22AM

Wazdakka wrote: »

Ok..
So you have a GirlFriend,
Probably dont have a job or any big responsibilities if you dont know what day it is,
Are going for a "weekend of racing" this weekend,
can afford to buy enough booze to be hungover midweek,
Didn't get out of bed until 12 O'clock today...

I think that I Hate you..

Not everybody works 9-5 mon-fri :rolleyes:

brendansmith · 04-09-2009 03:47AM

Smart Bug wrote: »

The missus wasn't impressed with my soft hungover moment this mornin.

I have the opposite situation after a night on the tear, I could hammer a nail in with it usually.

Mackman · 04-09-2009 03:51AM

One Sunday morning after a long night of boozing and partying. I had to be in the recording studio by 10, so on the way i stopped in the petrol station for a breakfast roll, and about 6 litres of fluids.
The conversation at the counter went like this:

Me: Panadol please
Girl: Regular or Acti-fast
Me: Blank expression, some confusion. (I had no idea what she was talking about)
Girl(realising my state): Blue ones or Green ones? green ones work faste...
Me: Green ones!
Girl: Any petrol or diesel
Me: No thanks, im fine

D.Q · 04-09-2009 04:23AM

hoochio wrote: »

Was out for a few drinks one night and as often happens i had about a dozen drinks too much followed by a woeful hangover the next morning (sicker than a small plane going to Lourdes!). Anyhoo my alarm goes off at 8 for work (after only getting into bed at 6) and I land down into the kitchen, proceed to put orange juice into my cornflakes and milk into my glass, and am then informed a half hour later that it is in fact Sunday (not Friday as I thought!) and that the auld lad could do with a hand moving cows. That morning went from bad to worse as i got sick several times from running up and down hills.

Sorry about the long and pointless post it sounded better in my head:o

They tend to.

pierrot · 04-09-2009 06:15AM

In the pub the next day for a cure, what i wanted to say was `I`ll have a pint of Guinness please`. Instead, all I was able to muster was to stutter p.p.p.. and shout `PINT`! in the barman`s face.
Cue dirty look and reply, `Of`?

DamoDLK · 04-09-2009 08:11AM

Mackman wrote: »

One Sunday morning.........

Girl: Any petrol or diesel
Me: No thanks, im fine

LOL!!!! fantastic! must remember that one!!!

Mackman · 04-09-2009 08:20AM

DamoDLK wrote: »

LOL!!!!

That was the girl behind the counter's reaction too

'Soft' Hungover moments....

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