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'Soft' Hungover moments....

JohnCleary

Woke up there a while ago and started packing my bags for a weekend of racing - Rang the OH and said i'd pick her up in a few minutes....

Her: "Oh, we're going today?"
Me: "Eh, yeah, it's Friday, I said we were going on Friday"
Her: "Today is Thursday you fuppin eejit"
Me: *Hangs up phone*

Oh how I love hungover mornings

http://jamie-online.com/random-jamz/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/facepalm.jpg

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Wazdakka

Ok..
So you have a GirlFriend,
Probably dont have a job or any big responsibilities if you dont know what day it is,
Are going for a "weekend of racing" this weekend,
can afford to buy enough booze to be hungover midweek,
Didn't get out of bed until 12 O'clock today...

I think that I Hate you..

ScumLord

Wazdakka wrote: »

Ok..
So you have a GirlFriend,
Probably dont have a job or any big responsibilities if you dont know what day it is,
Are going for a "weekend of racing" this weekend,
can afford to buy enough booze to be hungover midweek,
Didn't get out of bed until 12 O'clock today...

I think that I Hate you..

He also owns some form of a yaught/big fancy boat if that makes any difference.

Beruthiel

ScumLord wrote: »

He also owns some form of a yaught/big fancy boat if that makes any difference.

Probably stolen.

super_furry

Bet he eats swans too.

cathysworld

JohnCleary wrote: »

Woke up there a while ago and started packing my bags for a weekend of racing - Rang the OH and said i'd pick her up in a few minutes....

Her: "Oh, we're going today?"
Me: "Eh, yeah, it's Friday, I said we were going on Friday"
Her: "Today is Thursday you fuppin eejit"
Me: *Hangs up phone*

Oh how I love hungover mornings

http://jamie-online.com/random-jamz/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/facepalm.jpg

Think he meant to put in a p instead of a c

JohnCleary

ScumLord wrote: »

He also owns some form of a yaught/big fancy boat if that makes any difference.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOvaCV6uQp8

super_furry wrote: »

Bet he eats swans too.

BBQ'ed with some honey - nyom nyom nyom

cathysworld wrote: »

Think he meant to put in a p instead of a c

:eek:

Neamhshuntasach

I had taken an overnight bus from Medellín to Cali and then me and a mate went straight out on the p1ss. I woke him up the next morning to go for a curer to O Reilly's. Of course we weren't in Medellín anymore. I had forgot about changing cities for a good half an hour.

SEPT 23 1989

he is probably going pigeon racing if he is getting up at this hour of the day

Mark200

Be careful driving! According to the Adrian Kennedy show the other night many people have been done for drink driving in the afternoon after a night out and after sleep!

Twee.

After a few hours sleep, I was up at half nine for work on Sunday. Wrecked and hungover, I had some cereal and off I went. At 8pm that night I was tidying the kitchen and found the carton of milk in the press where the cereal is. Don't function well that early

Smart Bug

The missus wasn't impressed with my soft hungover moment this mornin.

Kradock

Woke one mornng and ran straight to the bathroom to get sick , then headed down the stairs for some water to find 2 of my mates sipping cans , asked them where the hell we had got to and how did I get home , only for them to burst into laughter as I continued that I didn't remember a thing after about 10 o'clock the night before .

The reason they found it so hilarious was that the girl I had brought home was standing behind me listening as I described the sheer blackout I had and hoped I hadn't done anything stupid .

Itsdacraic

Neamhshuntasach wrote: »

I had taken an overnight bus from Medellín to Cali and then me and a mate went straight out on the p1ss. I woke him up the next morning to go for a curer to O Reilly's. Of course we weren't in Medellín anymore. I had forgot about changing cities for a good half an hour.

I bet you still found an O'Reilly's though.

hoochio

Was out for a few drinks one night and as often happens i had about a dozen drinks too much followed by a woeful hangover the next morning (sicker than a small plane going to Lourdes!). Anyhoo my alarm goes off at 8 for work (after only getting into bed at 6) and I land down into the kitchen, proceed to put orange juice into my cornflakes and milk into my glass, and am then informed a half hour later that it is in fact Sunday (not Friday as I thought!) and that the auld lad could do with a hand moving cows. That morning went from bad to worse as i got sick several times from running up and down hills.

Sorry about the long and pointless post it sounded better in my head:o

Red Sleeping Beauty

Wazdakka wrote: »

Ok..
So you have a GirlFriend,
Probably dont have a job or any big responsibilities if you dont know what day it is,
Are going for a "weekend of racing" this weekend,
can afford to buy enough booze to be hungover midweek,
Didn't get out of bed until 12 O'clock today...

I think that I Hate you..

Not everybody works 9-5 mon-fri :rolleyes:

brendansmith

Smart Bug wrote: »

The missus wasn't impressed with my soft hungover moment this mornin.

I have the opposite situation after a night on the tear, I could hammer a nail in with it usually.

Mackman

One Sunday morning after a long night of boozing and partying. I had to be in the recording studio by 10, so on the way i stopped in the petrol station for a breakfast roll, and about 6 litres of fluids.
The conversation at the counter went like this:

Me: Panadol please
Girl: Regular or Acti-fast
Me: Blank expression, some confusion. (I had no idea what she was talking about)
Girl(realising my state): Blue ones or Green ones? green ones work faste...
Me: Green ones!
Girl: Any petrol or diesel
Me: No thanks, im fine

D.Q

hoochio wrote: »

Was out for a few drinks one night and as often happens i had about a dozen drinks too much followed by a woeful hangover the next morning (sicker than a small plane going to Lourdes!). Anyhoo my alarm goes off at 8 for work (after only getting into bed at 6) and I land down into the kitchen, proceed to put orange juice into my cornflakes and milk into my glass, and am then informed a half hour later that it is in fact Sunday (not Friday as I thought!) and that the auld lad could do with a hand moving cows. That morning went from bad to worse as i got sick several times from running up and down hills.

Sorry about the long and pointless post it sounded better in my head:o

They tend to.

pierrot

In the pub the next day for a cure, what i wanted to say was `I`ll have a pint of Guinness please`. Instead, all I was able to muster was to stutter p.p.p.. and shout `PINT`! in the barman`s face.
Cue dirty look and reply, `Of`?

DamoDLK

Mackman wrote: »

One Sunday morning.........

Girl: Any petrol or diesel
Me: No thanks, im fine

LOL!!!! fantastic! must remember that one!!!

Mackman

DamoDLK wrote: »

LOL!!!!

That was the girl behind the counter's reaction too