Katie "Jordan" Price - I Wuz Raped!!!

speedboatchase · 02-09-2009 06:38PM #1

Well there ya go. When the entire world hates you, there's only place left to go, one place where no-one will be allowed question the validity of your claims and everyone will immediately be expected to give you sympathy - the R word. I can just imagine her perplexed publicist yesterday stroking his grin, wondering what is there left to exploit her for tabloid coverage until eureka!!

"...well... well we haven't tried rape yet have we?"

BREAKING NEWS - Kerry Katona has just remembered she was raped loads of times, way more than Jordan and it was really crap for her

admiralofthefleet · 02-09-2009 06:44PM

if i had 13 mickeys i wouldnt give her the unlucky one

phasers · 02-09-2009 06:45PM

Link?

also she's a whore

minidazzler · 02-09-2009 06:45PM

Raped by who? Let me guess they are going to insinuate it was that ugly fceker Peter Andre but not actually say it.

Overheal · 02-09-2009 06:46PM

Im confused.. and im probably not the only one. here we go,

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jordan_%28Katie_Price%29

edit: nvm i dont care. /coat

allanb49 · 02-09-2009 06:46PM

So i wasnt the only one who saw the ''headline'' and thought hmm attention whore.

wudangclan · 02-09-2009 06:46PM

very unfortunate for her if she was raped.
however revealing it at the current time will be viewed as cynical ploy to garner public support lacking due to her recent deplorable behaviour.

jumpguy · 02-09-2009 06:47PM

Why do people hate her? Why is she called Jordan?

Finally, why does anyone care about her life? I bet at least 10% of you are bigger ****heads than she apparently is.

My name is URL · 02-09-2009 06:47PM

She wasn't raped. It was a caving expedition that went terribly wrong

AlmightyCushion · 02-09-2009 06:47PM

Moved from after hours.

TheZohanS · 02-09-2009 06:48PM

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

if i had 13 mickeys i wouldnt give her the unlucky one

'twould be like throwing a rope up O'Connell St anyhow.

She's spent more time in the saddle than Lance Armstrong, insignificant piece of trash that she is.

Latchy · 02-09-2009 06:49PM

Sad excuse for a womon ...wish she would Disappear

genericguy · 02-09-2009 06:49PM

she'll be ghey next month.

jingx3 · 02-09-2009 06:53PM

Please dont joke about rape like this. I awas almost raped once.

allanb49 · 02-09-2009 06:53PM

Publicist, miscarrige,sex tape,books,rape, cancer, no cant do cancer too soon after jade.

ibarelycare · 02-09-2009 06:54PM

phasers wrote: »

Link?

also she's a whore

It's on the front of this week's OK magazine. The same magazine where, two weeks ago, there was a picture of her on the front looking glum, with the headline "Jordan's pregnancy, I don't know who the father is!" and the story was acually her saying she wants another baby but doesn't know who she wants it with :rolleyes::rolleyes: So although I wouldn't put it past the slag to have sunk this low to try and get some sympathy, OK's headlines can be very misleading!!

ibarelycare · 02-09-2009 06:56PM

allanb49 wrote: »

Publicist, miscarrige,sex tape,books,rape, cancer, no cant do cancer too soon after jade.

She's done the cancer thing already...she had cancer in her finger a few years ago!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/2185943.stm

(I know too much about Jordan

)

TheZohanS · 02-09-2009 06:58PM

jingx3 wrote: »

Please dont joke about rape like this. I awas almost raped once.

Nobody is joking about rape jingx3, people are commenting on Jordan and the media whore that she is.

allanb49 · 02-09-2009 07:01PM

Ok she hasnt done superaids yet has she, what you think her next cock n bull story will be

Turd Ferguson · 02-09-2009 07:06PM

allanb49 wrote: »

Ok she hasnt done superaids yet has she, what you think her next cock n bull story will be

I bet it will involve both those things...

TheIrishGrover · 02-09-2009 07:07PM

speedboatchase wrote: »

BREAKING NEWS - Kerry Katona has just remembered she was raped loads of times, way more than Jordan and it was really crap for her

Hahahahaha. Yeahbutnobutyeahbut....

Amalgam · 02-09-2009 07:15PM

Big Brother should group her and Katona together, a proper festival of quirky personalities, I'd probably watch it. What the heck, bung the two husbands in the house as well, along with a few footballers and Jade's 'widow'.

ibarelycare · 02-09-2009 07:15PM

Amalgam wrote: »

Big Brother should group her and Katona together, a proper festival of quirky personalities, I'd probably watch it. What the heck, bung the two husbands in the house as well, along with a few footballers and Jade's 'widow'.

And then nuke them all?

allanb49 · 02-09-2009 07:16PM

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

I bet it will involve both those things...

MTV presents.....

allanb49 · 02-09-2009 07:18PM

ibarelycare wrote: »

And then nuke them all?

God no would probably create some jordon katona godzilla hybrid

EKRIUQ · 02-09-2009 07:37PM

This is the same Jordan who claimed a couple of months ago that she fantasised about being raped by Mike Tyson.

She also believes all rapists should be raped as punishment and all thieves given a visible tattoo.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/columni...5875-21061658/

Shes already gone down the cancer route claiming she had cancer in her finger so rape is her next publicity stunt. No-one who took rape seriously would dream of saying such a thing.

Hideous woman.

LD 50 · 02-09-2009 08:24PM

cant wait to see this blow up in her face, ****ing attention whoring slutbag

joseph brand · 02-09-2009 09:38PM

allanb49 wrote: »

Publicist, miscarrige,sex tape,books,rape, cancer, no cant do cancer too soon after jade.

Hahahaahaha.

So true. She probably had words with Max Clifford. C*nts teh pair of em.

Amalgam · 02-09-2009 09:49PM

joseph brand wrote: »

Hahahaahaha.

So true. She probably had words with Max Clifford. C*nts teh pair of em.

He might be a c---, but he's a clever one, far smarter than his clients. I can't say I'd turn down a meeting with him, interesting enough person.

rhonda15 · 02-09-2009 11:31PM

well - i hope she's saved her money - cos her 15 minutes are nearly up - else this over rated bimbo is a Kerry Katona disaster in the making - she's so bad she gives bimbos a bad name :rolleyes:

Haayylleey · 02-09-2009 11:34PM

That woman acctuallly drives me crazy, whats she gonna do next

Katie "Jordan" Price - I Wuz Raped!!!

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