Katie "Jordan" Price - I Wuz Raped!!!

speedboatchase

Well there ya go. When the entire world hates you, there's only place left to go, one place where no-one will be allowed question the validity of your claims and everyone will immediately be expected to give you sympathy - the R word. I can just imagine her perplexed publicist yesterday stroking his grin, wondering what is there left to exploit her for tabloid coverage until eureka!!

"...well... well we haven't tried rape yet have we?"

BREAKING NEWS - Kerry Katona has just remembered she was raped loads of times, way more than Jordan and it was really crap for her

admiralofthefleet

if i had 13 mickeys i wouldnt give her the unlucky one

phasers

Link?


also she's a whore

minidazzler

Raped by who? Let me guess they are going to insinuate it was that ugly fceker Peter Andre but not actually say it.

Overheal

Im confused.. and im probably not the only one. here we go,

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jordan_%28Katie_Price%29

edit: nvm i dont care. /coat

allanb49

So i wasnt the only one who saw the ''headline'' and thought hmm attention whore.

wudangclan

very unfortunate for her if she was raped.
however revealing it at the current time will be viewed as cynical ploy to garner public support lacking due to her recent deplorable behaviour.

jumpguy

Why do people hate her? Why is she called Jordan?

Finally, why does anyone care about her life? I bet at least 10% of you are bigger ****heads than she apparently is.

My name is URL

She wasn't raped. It was a caving expedition that went terribly wrong

AlmightyCushion

Moved from after hours.

TheZohanS

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

if i had 13 mickeys i wouldnt give her the unlucky one

'twould be like throwing a rope up O'Connell St anyhow.

She's spent more time in the saddle than Lance Armstrong, insignificant piece of trash that she is.

Latchy

Sad excuse for a womon ...wish she would Disappear

genericguy

she'll be ghey next month.

jingx3

Please dont joke about rape like this. I awas almost raped once.

allanb49

Publicist, miscarrige,sex tape,books,rape, cancer, no cant do cancer too soon after jade.

ibarelycare

phasers wrote: »

Link?


also she's a whore

It's on the front of this week's OK magazine. The same magazine where, two weeks ago, there was a picture of her on the front looking glum, with the headline "Jordan's pregnancy, I don't know who the father is!" and the story was acually her saying she wants another baby but doesn't know who she wants it with :rolleyes::rolleyes: So although I wouldn't put it past the slag to have sunk this low to try and get some sympathy, OK's headlines can be very misleading!!

ibarelycare

allanb49 wrote: »

Publicist, miscarrige,sex tape,books,rape, cancer, no cant do cancer too soon after jade.

She's done the cancer thing already...she had cancer in her finger a few years ago!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/2185943.stm

(I know too much about Jordan )

TheZohanS

jingx3 wrote: »

Please dont joke about rape like this. I awas almost raped once.

Nobody is joking about rape jingx3, people are commenting on Jordan and the media whore that she is.

allanb49

Ok she hasnt done superaids yet has she, what you think her next cock n bull story will be

Turd Ferguson

allanb49 wrote: »

Ok she hasnt done superaids yet has she, what you think her next cock n bull story will be

I bet it will involve both those things...

TheIrishGrover

speedboatchase wrote: »

BREAKING NEWS - Kerry Katona has just remembered she was raped loads of times, way more than Jordan and it was really crap for her

Hahahahaha. Yeahbutnobutyeahbut....

Amalgam

Big Brother should group her and Katona together, a proper festival of quirky personalities, I'd probably watch it. What the heck, bung the two husbands in the house as well, along with a few footballers and Jade's 'widow'.

ibarelycare

Amalgam wrote: »

Big Brother should group her and Katona together, a proper festival of quirky personalities, I'd probably watch it. What the heck, bung the two husbands in the house as well, along with a few footballers and Jade's 'widow'.

And then nuke them all?

allanb49

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

I bet it will involve both those things...

MTV presents.....

allanb49

ibarelycare wrote: »

And then nuke them all?

God no would probably create some jordon katona godzilla hybrid

EKRIUQ

This is the same Jordan who claimed a couple of months ago that she fantasised about being raped by Mike Tyson.

She also believes all rapists should be raped as punishment and all thieves given a visible tattoo.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/columni...5875-21061658/

Shes already gone down the cancer route claiming she had cancer in her finger so rape is her next publicity stunt. No-one who took rape seriously would dream of saying such a thing.

Hideous woman.

LD 50

cant wait to see this blow up in her face, ****ing attention whoring slutbag

joseph brand

allanb49 wrote: »

Publicist, miscarrige,sex tape,books,rape, cancer, no cant do cancer too soon after jade.

Hahahaahaha.

So true. She probably had words with Max Clifford. C*nts teh pair of em.

Amalgam

joseph brand wrote: »

Hahahaahaha.

So true. She probably had words with Max Clifford. C*nts teh pair of em.

He might be a c---, but he's a clever one, far smarter than his clients. I can't say I'd turn down a meeting with him, interesting enough person.

rhonda15

well - i hope she's saved her money - cos her 15 minutes are nearly up - else this over rated bimbo is a Kerry Katona disaster in the making - she's so bad she gives bimbos a bad name :rolleyes:

Haayylleey

That woman acctuallly drives me crazy, whats she gonna do next

JP Liz

http://www.bild.de/BILD/news/bild-english/celebrity-gossip/2009/09/02/katie-price-shock-admission/glamour-model-jordan-has-been-raped-more-than-once.html

Katie Price has revealed that she has been raped "more than once".
The 31-year-old glamour model – who has previously revealed she was sexually assaulted as a child – made the shock admission as she blasted allegations that her boyfriend Alex Reid took part in an adult movie featuring rape scenes.
Katie, also known as Jordan, insisted she wouldn’t be in a relationship with Alex if he had filmed such graphic scenes.
She told Britain’s 'OK!' magazine: “I was appalled by the headlines claiming he’d taken part in something which glorifies rape.
"This is completely untrue. Rape is a subject very close to my own heart.
“I was raped when I was younger, more than once. Needless to say, I’d never be associated with anyone or anything so sick.
"I’ve never talked about this before, but I feel I have to now because I was so hurt by those accusations that I would not take a subject which affects many women seriously.
“Someone who was close to Alex was also raped and he is as horrified as I am by the claims.”
A spokesperson for Alex insisted his movie isn’t sexually explicit, saying: “’Killer B***h’ isn’t a porn film – it’s a gangster movie in which Alex is the main character.”
Earlier this year, Katie – who is separated from singer Peter Andre – told TV talk show host Piers Morgan about her ordeal as a child.
She tearfully said: "Me and two of my friends were sexually assaulted when we were six years old in a local park. Suddenly a man appeared and promised to buy us an ice cream if we let him touch us.
"He lined us up, exposed himself and bizarrely began by licking each of us. Then he touched us.
"I think we all knew it was wrong, but we were paralysed with fear."
The man stopped when he was spotted by a group of older children, but ran away before any adults arrived at the scene.
Aged 13, Katie was also targeted by a photographer who tried to make her pose in just a wet T-shirt when she was launching her modelling career. The man was later jailed for assaults on young girls.
The mother-of-three has previously called for convicted sex offenders to be killed, saying: "They should get the death penalty. The way I feel about rapists, they should get an eye for an eye.
"So if someone rapes some girl, he should be bent over and the same thing should be done to him."

:eek:

rovert

A lot of the posters in this thread are actually far worse than they perceive Jordan to be.

jingx3

FOLKS I'VE BEEN KICKED OFF THE RAPE SURVIVOR'S E-GROUP

Greyfox

She's a disgusting attention seeking whore and an annoying little trollop

With all the things going on in the world shame on the mirror for making her front page news...also the fact that ok magazine lets her write a column tells you all you ever need to know about that rubbish rag!

brendansmith

rovert wrote: »

A lot of the posters in this thread are actually far worse than they perceive Jordan to be.

Cmon, take my hand. You and me can make a difference.

than

Can't stand that ugly cow! She looks like a drag queen

xanthor

I don't think any SANE woman would make that up.

MagicMarker

This thread is a complete joke, where the fúck are the mods?

My name is URL

Amalgam wrote: »

He might be a c---, but he's a clever one, far smarter than his clients. I can't say I'd turn down a meeting with him, interesting enough person.

Yeah but a bollix all the same. He preys on these people and makes it seem like he's their trusted friend. And profits massively from fueling their very public demise

horrible person imo

old boy

raped, methinks if any thing with a penis asked she would oblige, sorry that should read suggest, and they would be accomadated.:eek:

Lollipops23

while rape is nothing to joke about, i would be very cynical in my views towards Jordan. She's made up some amazing shíte over the years, I wouldn't put it past her to by lying about this in order to get some sympathy.



PS she's a skank,I feel sorry for her kiddies.