Samurai Swords now banned

cherryghost · 02-09-2009 01:11AM #1

So heres the deal, they ban samurai swords in Ireland, thats fair enough I suppose, but people that have them generally have them as an ornament, am I right??

http://www.rte.ie/news/2009/0901/samurai.html

Last month Mr Ahern described a recent spate of knife attacks as 'very worrying', but he said the Government was working to try to raise awareness in an effort to reduce knife crime.

Right... so banning samurai swords will do what now? I normally dont see young punk kids flailing around samurai swords injuring each other, nor do I recollect any incident whatsoever in Ireland regarding samurai swords. I think its just plain stupid tbh. Opinions?

Neamhshuntasach · 02-09-2009 01:13AM

I use mine as a pen. What's more mightier than using a sword to write with?

Karl Hungus · 02-09-2009 01:15AM

cherryghost wrote: »

but people that have them generally have them as an ornament, am I right??

Yep, I have quite a few swords as ornaments, including a set of samurai swords, and know a lot of people who also have them for ornaments. Banning them is exactly the kind of nonsense knee-jerk reaction I've come to expect from Irish government.

orestes · 02-09-2009 01:16AM

A few people got stabbed, we better ban ornamental samurai swords, that oughta solve the problem!

:facepalm:

K4t · 02-09-2009 01:18AM

Will we still be able to see the Samurai swords in the Kill Bill movies when they're shown on tv?
Because the film would be ruined if otherwise. Damn this government of ours.

cherryghost · 02-09-2009 01:20AM

K4t wrote: »

Will we still be able to see the Samurai swords in the Kill Bill movies when they're shown on tv?
Because the film would be ruined if otherwise. Damn this government of ours.

yeah, i heard they're going to replace the scenes with dildos instead the next time its broadcast on rte

K4t · 02-09-2009 01:20AM

orestes wrote: »

A few people got stabbed, we better ban ornamental samurai swords, that oughta solve the problem!

Kitchen knives don't kill people, Samurai swords do!

MikeC101 · 02-09-2009 01:20AM

K4t wrote: »

Will we still be able to see the Samurai swords in the Kill Bill movies when they're shown on tv?
Because the film would be ruined if otherwise. Damn this government of ours.

They're going to be digitally edited out and replaced with cigarettes.

Karl Hungus · 02-09-2009 01:21AM

Neamhshuntasach wrote: »

I use mine as a pen. What's more mightier than using a sword to write with?

Hmm, I think there might be a saying about something that's mightier than a sword... It's slipped my mind though. No, wait! That's it, a torpedo! The torpedo is mightier than the sword.

Bet ya they'll ban people from writing with a torpedo next. :mad:

Reillyman · 02-09-2009 01:21AM

cherryghost wrote: »

nor do I recollect any incident whatsoever in Ireland regarding samurai swords.

There actually have been incidents involving samurai swords within the last year, one of which ended up in a man's hand being amputated.

*Still disagrees with the new law

Run_to_da_hills · 02-09-2009 01:22AM

Karl Hungus wrote: »

Banning them is exactly the kind of nonsense knee-jerk reaction I've come to expect from Irish government.

Something synonymous with that of a police state.

orestes · 02-09-2009 01:22AM

K4t wrote: »

Kitchen knives don't kill people, Samurai swords do!

Good thing you can't get samurai swords at 2am in Dunnes then

K4t · 02-09-2009 01:22AM

cherryghost wrote: »

yeah, i heard they're going to replace the scenes with dildos instead the next time its broadcast on rte

Hmm it might not actually be too bad afterall.......I wouldn't mind seeing Lucy Lu........:cool:

Reillyman · 02-09-2009 01:23AM

K4t wrote: »

Kitchen knives don't kill people, Samurai swords do!

Of course kitchen knives kill people? What have they been teaching you in Gerald's for the last 6 years?

MikeC101 · 02-09-2009 01:25AM

Reillyman wrote: »

There actually have been incidents involving samurai swords within the last year, one of which ended up in a man's hand being amputated.

*Still disagrees with the new law

A Garda I know said he was at a crime scene where in a pub somewhere in Dublin last year where a scumbag had his hand chopped off by another scumbag wielding a samurai sword.

I mean, I'd imagine the scumbag would have stuck him with a kitchen knife / carpet knife / piece of wood if he didn't have the sword.

But there's not going to be much of a lobby opposing the banning of samurai swords, so it's a nice easy way to pretend the Govt are doing something, make a few speeches, confiscate a few swords, and so on.

anonymous_joe · 02-09-2009 01:25AM

Can ya still buy other swords?

Possibly a bástard sword, or a zweihander or something?

K-Ren · 02-09-2009 01:26AM

''Whom in Moyross made you this steel?''
''Martin Keenan.''
''YOU LIE!''

marco_polo · 02-09-2009 01:27AM

I haven't read the papers in the last day or two. Did I miss an epidemic of random Ninja attacks?

cherryghost · 02-09-2009 01:28AM

being caught with one can throw you 7 years. bit bloody harsh! big loada crap. they should be focusing on what really matters in this world. like curing world hunger. :rolleyes:

02-09-2009 01:28AM

I think you're all forgetting the most important part. Only absolute spanners have samurai swords.

Y'know, the type of cool person who buys NINJA STARSSS on holiday.

brendansmith · 02-09-2009 01:29AM

My swords = My life

Reillyman · 02-09-2009 01:29AM

Rojomcdojo wrote: »

Y'know, the type of cool person who buys NINJA STARSSS on holiday.

Haha, watch the Hardy Bucks by any chance?:pac:

jill_valentine · 02-09-2009 01:30AM

Marco, there's always Ninja attacks. You just never hear about them because they're Ninjas.

MikeC101 · 02-09-2009 01:30AM

marco_polo wrote: »

I haven't read the papers in the last day or two. Did I miss an epidemic of random Ninja attacks?

According to the Indo a while back, there was a "spate of samurai sword attacks" recently in Ireland.

Didn't mention when or where.

Then again maybe the journo wandered into a showing of "The Last Samurai" and got confused?

Owen · 02-09-2009 01:31AM

I'm surprised they haven't banned screwdrivers for the same reason. Of couse now that the Government have read this, there'll probably be a kneejerk reactionary ban on screwdrivers tomorrow.

K4t · 02-09-2009 01:32AM

Reillyman wrote: »

Of course kitchen knives kill people? What have they been teaching you in Gerald's for the last 6 years?

Agh, you didn't sense the sarcasm. Unfortunate. This is a waste of both our time. Knives do kill people, kids.

orestes wrote: »

Good thing you can't get samurai swords at 2am in Dunnes then

POTT (post of the thread)

Santa Claus · 02-09-2009 01:33AM

Samurai swords are hardly an easily concealable weapon....it's those rambo style "survival" knives and diving knives they should be after.

I've never understood the Samurai swords as ornaments though. The original swords were amazing pieces of craftsmanship but the ones you can buy for display are like butterknives.....I dunno, maybe there's a lot of folk out there with japanese great great grandfathers !

FearDark · 02-09-2009 01:34AM

Dont tell the travellers we have swords, theyre bad enough with the slash hooks.

chopperbyrne · 02-09-2009 01:35AM

I know a Garda who has a samurai sword hanging on his wall in his sitting room. I wonder if he'll give it up...

MikeC101 · 02-09-2009 01:37AM

Santa Claus wrote: »

I've never understood the Samurai swords as ornaments though. The original swords were amazing pieces of craftsmanship but the ones you can buy for display are like butterknives.....I dunno, maybe there's a lot of folk out there with japanese great great grandfathers !

Well, they're just ornaments. They look nice. They're not intended for use, hence they're not sharpened, or good quality steel.

I assume it's a ban on all swords? Guess I won't be getting that Oakeshott Type XVIII replica

Or does anyone know - is it a ban on selling, rather than owning?

K4t · 02-09-2009 01:38AM

chopperbyrne wrote: »

I know a Garda who has a samurai sword hanging on his wall in his sitting room. I wonder if he'll give it up...

The Gardai should start carrying samurai swords.

For the lulz.

Samurai Swords now banned

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