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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,063 ✭✭✭Greenmachine


    CDfm wears dispoble underwear because he like the feel and can't be arsed cleaning them.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Greenmachine is a bingo addict.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,063 ✭✭✭Greenmachine


    CDfm has your number.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Greenmachines favorite possession is an RTE Guide with Anne Doyle on the cover.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,847 ✭✭✭doncarlos


    CDfm once entered a CDfm lookalike competition and finished last


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    doncarlos has webbed toes


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    dekis got a new pewter and she bought matching accessoreries for it, now it looks like a dressed up poodle


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Col is just a lovable Teddy bear


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 143 ✭✭thecross1


    deki loves barbie dolls


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    the cross1 is a dr who fan but can't figure out who?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    deki is an anagram of ikde the failed danish fish pasty store


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,847 ✭✭✭doncarlos


    colrow brushes his teeth with a tootbrush made from a whales penis


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    doncarlos has hairy ears


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44 NKtile


    CDfm was caught Wolfbagging in Dame Lane by an english stag party. They felt embarrassed.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    NKtile can be seen every morning on Bettystown beach riding a donkey naked


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    cdfm was brought up in a cellar by the christian brothers


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 737 ✭✭✭DundalkDuffman


    colrow invented burger sauce.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,847 ✭✭✭doncarlos


    DundalkDuffman has a Drogheda United tatoo on his right arse cheek


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    did a remake of Debbie does Dallas, only this time it was self named, Don Does Dallas.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    looks really cute dressing up as old mother hubbard


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    colrow paints his toenails


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 96,103 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    CDfm bites own toenails, because he thinks they taste good.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 97 ✭✭Seniorpeazel


    Capt'n Midnight has never stayed up past 23:59


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 514 ✭✭✭Chanandler Bong


    Senior peazel is secretly terrified that young Junior Peazel will one day rise against him to claim the Peazel throne!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Seniorpeazel hungry for fame and unable to get a walk on part in Fair City made a porn film.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Chanandler Bongs chat up line is "Come here and feel my Bong I am the Dark Lord of The Universe". The worrying thing is it works.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44 NKtile


    Despite his promises , CDfm's love is never strong , after the boys of summer are gone.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,063 ✭✭✭Greenmachine


    Nktile spent the last two years learning to read hence his post count versus his join date.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44 NKtile


    GreenMachine is my special needs teacher and somewhat undoes all his good work during the day, by following me around in the evening and taunting me unmercilessly.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,298 ✭✭✭freyners


    Nktile has a rash in a senstive area


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