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Post a baseless lie about the last poster. Read the warning in post #1

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    jgs stands up for piss - eventhough she's a BURD!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    is only jealous cause she cant do it!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44 NKtile


    Niceirishfella does "favours" for every uneven numbered poster. And not in a nice way.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭Amalgam


    NKtile really enjoys the LIVING tv channel. Quality at its best.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44 NKtile


    Amalgam writes under the pseudonym Stephen Hawkings. But everyone thinks he's the other one so sadly never read his racy fairytales.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    joes girls will only drink alcopops that match the colour of her eyes so god help any Barman who doesnt have red bacardi breezer


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    CDFm listens to Lyric Fm 24/7...........he says it keeps him sane.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    NKtile is a regular at Ann Summers parties where he models pouches for chocolate nipples


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    niceirishfella has polyorganist down as his occupation on his passport


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44 NKtile


    Niceirishfella missed a sitter today for Fulham. He's never Premiership level.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44 NKtile


    CDfm invented the HulaHoop, the crisp, but thought it not worth mentioning.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35 Frank my Boy


    NKtile's dream is to one day do a rap duet with Brian Cowen.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    NKtile was the inspiration for the fictional character Ross O Carroll Kelly


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Frank my boy asked for a refund from Tennis Camp as it was not camp enough


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,405 ✭✭✭RHunce


    cdfm was the skanger that stole ross' phone :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,173 ✭✭✭FridaysWell


    CDfm is that guy that always walks past you, nods his head and grunts a hello, even though you don't know them


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44 NKtile


    CDfm was banned from Band Camp for being too camp. And for forgetting to bring his Horn.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,557 ✭✭✭Knifey Spoony


    NKtile was raised by a flock of common street pigeons


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44 NKtile


    Fridayswell is the lady you think is a stunner, lovely arse, great hair, but when you get round the front is just a rocker with a beard.And a lovely arse.:eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    NKtile cried when the Spice Girls broke up


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44 NKtile


    Cdfm cried when Take That got back together.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    NKtile will only wear underwear from the Kylie collection


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Knifey-Spoony is called knifey-spoony because he never learned to eat with a fork


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 297 ✭✭Secoundrow


    CDfm's Birthcert came with an apology from the Durex


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Secoundrow believes that only smarties have the answer


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 297 ✭✭Secoundrow


    CDfm is posting at this moment from inside mountjoy;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Secoundrow is in bed wearing the au pairs nightie after discovering how to bypass netnanny


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 215 ✭✭Baile an Locha


    CDfm is not jealous as he doesn't yearn to wear an au pair's nightie,


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 297 ✭✭Secoundrow


    How did you know:eek:


    CDfm Has never kissed a member of the opposite sex,

    CDfm's dog however hasnt been given that luxery.....


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Secoundrow is CDfms dogs bitch


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