Post a baseless lie about the last poster. Read the warning in post #1

niceirishfella

jgs stands up for piss - eventhough she's a BURD!

joes girls

is only jealous cause she cant do it!!!

NKtile

Niceirishfella does "favours" for every uneven numbered poster. And not in a nice way.

Amalgam

NKtile really enjoys the LIVING tv channel. Quality at its best.

NKtile

Amalgam writes under the pseudonym Stephen Hawkings. But everyone thinks he's the other one so sadly never read his racy fairytales.

CDfm

joes girls will only drink alcopops that match the colour of her eyes so god help any Barman who doesnt have red bacardi breezer

niceirishfella

CDFm listens to Lyric Fm 24/7...........he says it keeps him sane.

CDfm

NKtile is a regular at Ann Summers parties where he models pouches for chocolate nipples

CDfm

niceirishfella has polyorganist down as his occupation on his passport

NKtile

Niceirishfella missed a sitter today for Fulham. He's never Premiership level.

NKtile

CDfm invented the HulaHoop, the crisp, but thought it not worth mentioning.

Frank my Boy

NKtile's dream is to one day do a rap duet with Brian Cowen.

CDfm

NKtile was the inspiration for the fictional character Ross O Carroll Kelly

CDfm

Frank my boy asked for a refund from Tennis Camp as it was not camp enough

RHunce

cdfm was the skanger that stole ross' phone :eek:

FridaysWell

CDfm is that guy that always walks past you, nods his head and grunts a hello, even though you don't know them

NKtile

CDfm was banned from Band Camp for being too camp. And for forgetting to bring his Horn.

Knifey Spoony

NKtile was raised by a flock of common street pigeons

NKtile

Fridayswell is the lady you think is a stunner, lovely arse, great hair, but when you get round the front is just a rocker with a beard.And a lovely arse.:eek:

CDfm

NKtile cried when the Spice Girls broke up

NKtile

Cdfm cried when Take That got back together.

CDfm

NKtile will only wear underwear from the Kylie collection

CDfm

Knifey-Spoony is called knifey-spoony because he never learned to eat with a fork

Secoundrow

CDfm's Birthcert came with an apology from the Durex

CDfm

Secoundrow believes that only smarties have the answer

Secoundrow

CDfm is posting at this moment from inside mountjoy;)

CDfm

Secoundrow is in bed wearing the au pairs nightie after discovering how to bypass netnanny

Baile an Locha

CDfm is not jealous as he doesn't yearn to wear an au pair's nightie,

Secoundrow

How did you know:eek:


CDfm Has never kissed a member of the opposite sex,

CDfm's dog however hasnt been given that luxery.....

CDfm

Secoundrow is CDfms dogs bitch