Stop someone from Killing themself?

dr.bollocko · 23-08-2009 02:09AM

IvySlayer wrote: »

Who do you think wrote that? I was depressed for weeks.

Do you feel suicidal?
Can you act for less than 20,000 a year?
You're not in a union are you?

IvySlayer · 23-08-2009 02:11AM

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Do you feel suicidal?
Can you act for less than 20,000 a year?
You're not in a union are you?

No/Yes/How dare you

dr.bollocko · 23-08-2009 02:12AM

It's casting couch time.
Bow bow. Chicka chicka.

Sharpshooter · 23-08-2009 02:14AM

Suite.

IvySlayer · 23-08-2009 02:15AM

dr.bollocko wrote: »

It's casting couch time.
Bow bow. Chicka chicka.

How do you cast a couch?

You line a whole load of them up for interviews?

dr.bollocko · 23-08-2009 02:17AM

IvySlayer wrote: »

How do you cast a couch?

You line a whole load of them up for interviews?

Of course. But on the downside It's more cushion for the pushin.

IvySlayer · 23-08-2009 02:18AM

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Of course. But on the downside It's more cushion for the pushin.

Kill me already before I have to endure more puns.

Night lads

Four-Percent · 23-08-2009 02:25AM

Without doubt i would try and intervene.when i was out on junior night one of my friemlnds killed herself because of her results.if i hadn't chosen to stay out another 30 minutes then i could have saved her.It's a pretty awful feeling.

skregs · 23-08-2009 02:32AM

I killed myself once. Pain in the arse really, wouldn't recommend it

itsallaboutheL · 23-08-2009 02:37AM

This thread is absolute bollox.... if this thread had started when Michael Jackson had killed himself , we'd all be banned.......

Latchy · 23-08-2009 02:40AM

skregs wrote: »

I killed myself once. Pain in the arse really, wouldn't recommend it

itsallaboutheL wrote: »

This thread is absolute bollox.... if this thread had started when Michael Jackson had killed himself , we'd all be banned.......

Welcome to AH ,were nothing , not even suicide is not taken serious ,including your posts .

goodnight .

seanybiker · 23-08-2009 02:42AM

pablomakaveli wrote: »

I don't think many people would kill themselves just to hurt their family.

David Platt tried that before.

Sharpshooter · 23-08-2009 02:44AM

He survived.:(

skregs · 23-08-2009 02:47AM

Latchy wrote: »

nothing... is not taken serious

I think you'll find the correct usage of negatives is in fact a deadly serious matter

itsallaboutheL · 23-08-2009 02:48AM

Latchy wrote: »

Welcome to AH ,were nothing , not even suicide is not taken serious ,including your posts .

goodnight .

It is when it's some ****in grade A nutjob though, because he was a celeb and was never "found guilty" of being a dirty Pedo..... **** that.:mad:

Jesus Juice · 23-08-2009 02:49AM

Anyone ever see Office Space?

If you have you'll remember the scene:pac:

Sharpshooter · 23-08-2009 02:50AM

itsallaboutheL wrote: »

It is when it's some ****in grade A nutjob though, because he was a celeb and was never "found guilty" of being a dirty Pedo..... **** that.:mad:

Exactly, Not Guilty.

Latchy · 23-08-2009 02:51AM

skregs wrote: »

I think you'll find the correct usage of negatives is in fact a deadly serious matter

if you read my posts you would see that but your post on the subject like mine, is just another post except mine are not as flippant ..you understand the difference ?

itsallaboutheL · 23-08-2009 02:52AM

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Exactly, Not Guilty.

So why couldn't we say we didn't give a shiiite he died and make "distasteful" jokes??

Latchy · 23-08-2009 02:54AM

itsallaboutheL wrote: »

It is when it's some ****in grade A nutjob though, because he was a celeb and was never "found guilty" of being a dirty Pedo..... **** that.:mad:

We are not talking about MJ who as far as I am aware ,died of ' misadventure ' ie , not intentional although that has yet to be proved

Sharpshooter · 23-08-2009 02:55AM

itsallaboutheL wrote: »

So why couldn't we say we didn't give a shiiite he died and make "distasteful" jokes??

What has that got to do with him being tried and found not guilty??

Also he didn't kill himself, so off topic.

Overheal · 23-08-2009 03:02AM

Strange thread, if you knew someone was killing themselves 20 feet away, you're saying you'd have to think about it?

Of course, that was directed @ everyone here.

Sharpshooter · 23-08-2009 03:09AM

Overheal wrote: »

Strange thread, if you knew someone was killing themselves 20 feet away, you're saying you'd have to think about it?

Of course, that was directed @ everyone here.

No, OP was asking in general.

Latchy · 23-08-2009 03:13AM

Overheal wrote: »

Strange thread, if you knew someone was killing themselves 20 feet away, you're saying you'd have to think about it?

Of course, that was directed @ everyone here.

Ok , I was at a party a few years ago and saw this girl was turning a whiter shade of pale .Now even though I had a few drinks down me I knew this girl was overdosing ( on something besides the booze ) so my natural instincts kicked in and I dragged her round to the loo and eventually got the response I wanted ie, make her puke ,which she did .Turns out she had being at somebody elses house earlier in the evening and had being spiked with some concoction or other .The pure colour of her face frightened me me enough to sober up in time , enough to want to make the difference .She was my friend ,I cared about her

I am sure many people find themselfs in the same situation

Overheal · 23-08-2009 03:18AM

Sharpshooter wrote: »

No, OP was asking in general.

I know just I find it hard to believe anyone would need to think twice before stopping someone from killing themselves if they knew, and could prevent it.

Sharpshooter · 23-08-2009 03:19AM

Me too.

In All Fairness · 23-08-2009 03:30AM

I would have to say, as someone who would be considered in the high risk category, I wish every potential suicide victim could read an Agatha Christie book which I think is called Loophole? It is a murder mystery where a nasty vindictive individual tries to frame his ex-wife for a murder he commits. Anyway this appalling miscarriage of justice is prevented by a man who witnessed how the set-up was done. He saw a piece of rope hanging down a cliff where it shouldn't be. The man was about to commit suicide. But by not committing suicide he saved an innocent woman from going to prison and living a life of unjustified hell, and brought a very dangerous individual to justice. It always reminds me of what my mother says to me in my lowest times. "You have to hold on, because you don't know how important you might be, God puts everyone here for a reason."

In All Fairness · 23-08-2009 03:32AM

Way to ruin the book. Am I first?:)

peanuthead · 23-08-2009 03:38AM

pablomakaveli wrote: »

I don't like people who say that tbh.

If someone reaches a point where they want to kill themselves they probably genuinely believe that no one will care or that there family and friends will be better of without them.

I don't think many people would kill themselves just to hurt their family.

But by the same token, if everyone who suffered or hit a rough patch in their lives just took the easy way out instead of trying to deal with their problems, then there would be hardly any of us left.

In this day and age of The Samaritans, free councelling and Pieta House, there is ALWAYS someone who cares. IMO it is selfish. And I'm speaking from personal experience.

Agonist · 23-08-2009 03:39AM

In All Fairness wrote: »

I would have to say, as someone who would be considered in the high risk category, I wish every potential suicide victim could read an Agatha Christie book which I think is called Loophole? It is a murder mystery where a nasty vindictive individual tries to frame his ex-wife for a murder he commits. Anyway this appalling miscarriage of justice is prevented by a man who witnessed how the set-up was done. He saw a piece of rope hanging down a cliff where it shouldn't be. The man was about to commit suicide. But by not committing suicide he saved an innocent woman from going to prison and living a life of unjustified hell, and brought a very dangerous individual to justice. It always reminds me of what my mother says to me in my lowest times. "You have to hold on, because you don't know how important you might be."

Load of cack. I mean, if it works for you then great. But we're not all put here on earth with a special purpose, except for the Steve Martins among us.
There's plenty to stay alive for apart from some ill-defined possible future reason.

Stop someone from Killing themself?

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