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Toasty113 · 18-08-2009 11:17PM

*Toasty struggles until realising the ghosts are non-corporeal and simply shrugs them off, glares ghosts down until they remember who their master is, ghosts fly off in different directions to do Toastys bidding* foolish girl, they're my minions not friends, and you probably shouldn't stand in a freshly dug grave *bops deki on the head with sword hilt, knocking her unconcious, starts filling in flooding grave while humming "singing in the rain"

Deki · 18-08-2009 11:23PM

Spot picks Toast up in one taloned claw and slowly pierces him through the throat with second taloned claw. Deki sputters up from muddy grave. Guess he did't like your song Toast. Spot pulls limbs from Toast's body one by one first leg=she loves me 2nd leg she loves me not' first arm she loves me 2nd arm she loves me not, head she loves me . It could be worse Toast you could be in7 piecesandunloved.

cyberwolf77 · 19-08-2009 11:00AM

Dancing through the rain I shoot anything that moves.
*Notices Spot*
Gonna need a bigger gun.

Toasty113 · 19-08-2009 11:08AM

*a spectre from before flys in and posseses spot, spot puts Toasty back together* excellent, now spots under my command. Spot, grab wolfies big gun there, I have plans...

cyberwolf77 · 19-08-2009 11:11AM

Come and take it. I'll give it to you ammo first though:

Toasty113 · 19-08-2009 11:20AM

*Toasty performs a flying kick, knocking wolfie off his feet, spot picks up gun* Mmm, not as big as I was hoping. Go spot, find what I require! *spot flies off to places unknown, Toasty raises katana* just you and me now wolfie!

cyberwolf77 · 19-08-2009 11:23AM

*Draws Excalibur*
You asked for it. My name is cyberwolf77, you have invaded my thread, prepare to die.

Toasty113 · 19-08-2009 11:31AM

*Flames erupt along katana* let it begin! Hiyya!!! *ensue epic battle of monumental proportions, like final fantasy times a million*

cyberwolf77 · 19-08-2009 11:34AM

I shopuld probably tell you, I'm not left-handed.
*Chops off Toasty's sword hand.*

Toasty113 · 19-08-2009 12:22PM

I should probably tell you, that was a mannequin! *Toasty appears behind wolfie, plunges katana into wolfies back*

cyberwolf77 · 19-08-2009 12:25PM

Toasty113 wrote: »

I should probably tell you, that was a mannequin! *Toasty appears behind wolfie, plunges katana into wolfies back*

*Reverse elbow to Toasty's head.*
Should have checked my other hand Toasty
*Stabs Toasty with knife blessed by every religion's leaders.*

Toasty113 · 19-08-2009 02:40PM

*dagger does absolutely nothing* ha! Score one for atheism! *throws dagger at wolfies feet. A bright light bursts forth from the tip of the blade and wolfie is engulfed in a heavenly fire* ...never mind...

cyberwolf77 · 19-08-2009 02:44PM

You do realize I'm a member of the clergy right?
*Uses holyfire to burn the flesh from Toasty's bones.*
Souls saved today: 1
Bodies destroyed: 1
Good day overall.

Toasty113 · 19-08-2009 03:18PM

cyberwolf77 wrote: »

You do realize I'm a member of the clergy right?
*Uses holyfire to burn the flesh from Toasty's bones.*
Souls saved today: 1
Bodies destroyed: 1
Good day overall.

*Toasty reappears near hovering above wolfie* see, thing is wolfie, I work for death, and while all the correct paperwork was filled out, no one ever collected your soul. Thats why I had to be called in, a specialist, and I aint going away anytime soon! *drops anvil on wolfie* cant beat the classics!

Deki · 19-08-2009 11:05PM

Spot has been exorcised by Deki. I told you guys to leave Spot alone. Deki flies back to where Wolf and Toast do battle, Sky darkens there is a great rumbling and giant clawed hand reaches down from sky "This one ?" asks a booming voice as the hand picks Toast up by the back of his shirt. "yep that's one of them" Hand disapears into dark cloud taking Toast with it. A scream and huge laughter echo through the skies, followed by a loud burp. Now Wolf who you planning to shoot with that big cannon? Deki drops two ton weight on giant gun crushing it flat. Ties knot in Wolfs tail, uses it for leverage to pull him inside out.

Toasty113 · 20-08-2009 04:48PM

*Toasty flies down from the clouds above* Fortunatly your not very good at exorcism Deki, I still had enough control to escape. You know you could have just asked, I was finished with him...hehe, but you will all find that out soon enough...

But for now... *Toasty slide tackle deki, Deki falls face first in the mud*

cyberwolf77 · 20-08-2009 08:21PM

*Grabs toasty from behind.*
Work for death do you? That bastiche owes me money. You tell your boss to pay up, now!
*Tears out Toasty's heart. Takes a bite as light fades from Toasty's eyes.*

joes girls · 20-08-2009 09:15PM

can i grab someones behind:p

cyberwolf77 · 20-08-2009 09:21PM

*Sends incubus off to deal with jg.*

joes girls · 20-08-2009 09:26PM

is he good looking???

cyberwolf77 · 20-08-2009 09:28PM

Well of course he is. he's a sex demon after all.

joes girls · 20-08-2009 09:31PM

Send him on......

cyberwolf77 · 20-08-2009 09:35PM

Go on Belsifer, and remeber don't let her see your spiky bit until after.

joes girls · 20-08-2009 09:42PM

you call that a sex demon.........where did i put that vibrator???
Oh i took his head.....dont like to put notches in my bed post!!!

cyberwolf77 · 20-08-2009 09:44PM

Here you go.
*Passes over vibrator rigged with mercury switch.*

Deki · 20-08-2009 09:44PM

cyberwolf77 wrote: »

Well of course he is. he's a sex demon after all.

Just means he never sleeps and you don't have to feed him:p

cyberwolf77 · 20-08-2009 09:46PM

*Chases down Deki. Straps her to a rocket aimed at Japan.*
They gonna love you there miss kitsune

Deki · 20-08-2009 09:50PM

I'm not going to Japan Wolf. I see enough of them at work. Jumps off rocket onto Spots back, lassos Wolf and hog ties him.

cyberwolf77 · 20-08-2009 09:52PM

Deki wrote: »

I'm not going to Japan Wolf. I see enough of them at work. Jumps off rocket onto Spots back, lassos Wolf and hog ties him.

I loves a kinky woman.

Toasty113 · 20-08-2009 09:57PM

*Gets up, picks up heart, puts it back in* its only decorative anyway *stabs katana into ground, rift opens up and swallow deki, wolfie, and an otherwise preoccupied JG

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