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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Deki wrote: »
    Deki uses giant smelling salts on Spot he pulls up just in time to avoid ground. Smelling salts fail to agree with Spot. uh oh I think that was where Wolf was standing. What in the world have you been eating Spot?
    Actually you splatted Toasty. He gonna need alot of soap and hot water.
    shezzie wrote: »
    sorry wolfie puppy dawg it must be your aging creeky bones but again you are too slow way too slow for the athletic shezzie - i dont mind bbq you at all - fry grill roast shallow fry bbq its all good and it all goes down the one way anyways
    Patience is a virtue.*Watches shezzie sprint directly into a minefield.*
    Who had four bounces in the pool this time? Me, well thank you all for playing.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Uses super power washer to hose Toast off, turns up full blast and peels Wolfs hide from his bones and knocks him on his backside.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    Luckily my head wasnt directly beneath, instead I used my teeth to grab onto spot and regrew my body! *jumps up onto spots back* its ok deki, you can just drop me off near wolfie


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Hi Toasty.
    *Strings up Toasty like a punching bag. Puts on spikey gloves.*
    I needed a good workout.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Spikey gloves? Stir up some wind Spot. Spot begins to fly in tight circle until whips up a tornado blowing each to a different corner of the thread al;so blowing things into and onto them. I never would have believed it Spot wind really can drive a straw through something as solid as a bicep.


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Dons gas mask. Releases tear gas into the air.*
    Now for a fiendishly clever retreat.
    *Drops into subthread lair.*
    Soon as the wind dies down, I am so killing that dragon.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    You leave Spot alone!
    Cough...choke...
    Deki and Spot fly off to moon
    Evil Wolf.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Bwahahahaha.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Suddenly lighting bolt comes streaking down through a dark sky,hits Wolf in mid Bwahaha and knocks him out of his shoes, think you might have caught someones attention Wolf


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Thanks for the recharge big man.
    *Flies off after Deki.*


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Stay away from my Spot!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Slips up behind Deki.*
    Boo
    *Slips away to the all-concealing shadows.*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Are you gonna keep that up? Next time I'll be waiting.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Pops head out of shadows 100 feet away.*
    Yes, I'm enjoying this.
    *Pops back into shadows. Speaks from the shadows.*
    Where, oh where will the wily wolf appear next.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    waits for Wolf to poke out of the dark . beats him over the head with staff. Just like wac-a-mole. Do I get a prize?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Here's your prize.
    *Hands over brightly wrapped package*
    Ignore the ticking.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Throws prize aside BLAM!!! not a very nice prize Wolf, i at least thought I'd get some of those plastic beads or a paper fan. Now I've lost my good mood. Shoots up the thread with machine gun.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Returns fire with Uzi and shotgun.*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    I want that fan! tosses up grenades and swings away like batting practice.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Grabs tennis racket and returns service of the grenades.*
    Fine, here's a fan.
    nRMrcQph.jpg


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Thank you Wolf, it's a lovely fan. I have something of yours I seem to have picked up somewhere along the way. I've been waiting to return it. Throws machete turning end over end at Wolfs head. "Drat! I think that end over end stuff looks good in the films Spot, but it seems to have slowed the momentum here in uh... well it's not reality here...
    threadility? unreality? oh where ever!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    *watches machete go through air* Wow that really is slow! *nonchalantly grabs machete from the air, uses katana to swipe wolfie off his feet, plant machete in wolfs skull cracking it in two* I think if may have handed it to him too vigorously there deki


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Deki wrote: »
    Thank you Wolf, it's a lovely fan. I have something of yours I seem to have picked up somewhere along the way. I've been waiting to return it. Throws machete turning end over end at Wolfs head. "Drat! I think that end over end stuff looks good in the films Spot, but it seems to have slowed the momentum here in uh... well it's not reality here...
    threadility? unreality? oh where ever!
    *Catches machete.*Thanks I been looking for this.
    *Toses back handful of shuriken.*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki hides behind Protective shield. Then releases clouds of female mosquitoes buzzing towards Wolf. Just rained -now they need blood before they can lay their eggs. It's a natural cycle Wolf.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    FAM_OFF_DEEP_WOODS_REPELLANT-5859.jpg

    I always use it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Now you've interrupted the life cycle Wolf and killing off all those little mosiquito larvae before they even got to be born has irritated someone. Now strait from the SciFi channel let me inroduce...MAN_SQUITO!!!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Meet my devil
    jerseydevil.gif
    Vs

    mansquito.jpg
    Good fight.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    ooohh I like that. Hey man squito, I think you lose.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    *Uses katana to tear a hole to the netherworld, ghosts fly out and possess deki, making her dig her own grave as she chants "join us" over and over


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Spot causes it to rain(yes dragons control the weather)
    "what in the world...Deki is awakened from her possessed state 'Oh it's you Toast. I think your little friends have come to play." Deki recites spell to turn ghosts on Toast. They gather round and gnaw on pieces of him as they carry him off to the nether " i think you should be more careful choosing your friends Toast."


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