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Post a baseless lie about the last poster. Read the warning in post #1

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    likes to go out herself and demands the gets a bitch slapping from her pimp.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    is constantly telling lies in the hope that like pinochio his todger will grow.....just a little bit


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    doesn't realise he's being "analysed" by scientific weirdos looking to clone DNA from a tropical subteranean larva


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    Staker runs a sex shop and is his own best customer.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    NIF was in the other week looking at the flapelongator, said she didn't need it,she has stalactites of her own


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    staker has knitted his dangling piles into a nice little plaited ponytail


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    colrow often writes to his local TD demading that his local area is turned into Ireland first dedicated DOGGING tourism area.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    nif was frequently appearing at the courthouse on the usual charge of steeling wimminz underwear of their washing lines.......which led to his enforced resignation from the BallyLongford Brownie pack


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    colrow runs a website selling stolen unwashed soiled undies he steals, but he does all the soiling on them...........Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 328 ✭✭_SONIC_


    hes actually a woman and has fella in his name to try and trick ya!!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,924 ✭✭✭eamon234


    Sonic has no eyebrows or pubic hair left due to his hair pulling fetish.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    234 is international code sign for private yacht owners


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    Staker recently cancelled his 270million euro super yaught order due to the recession. He's getting a rubber dingy instead.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    NIF's bikini hook on my new dinghy will be detachable and moulded in the shape of a cucumber


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    stakers started a visiting rowlocks polishing service


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    colrow is addicted to werthers originals sweets.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,874 ✭✭✭dceire


    niceirishfella fornicated with a dandelion on the greek island of mykonos using only hope and sheer will!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    dceire dreams of being a pornstar but with only 2 and half inches, its only a dream.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 328 ✭✭_SONIC_


    irish fella has titties the size of a football!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    sonic fantasises about Big Fat Bastard


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭barleybooley


    staker has four mickeys and no belly button


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    barleybooley shoplifts from oxfam and regularily assaults puppies.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    GJ shirtlifts in Oxfam so he can "enjoy" the puppy-assault


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    staker plays Joe Dolan songs over and over in his head all the time. He was and still is, a devoted fan.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    NIF logged on as a NIF cos' she's not "frustrated"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Once got lost in barcelona, and had to stay with a gay male strip group, where he fell in love!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    JGS always resorts to the "gaY" MAKIE UPPIE stories as she has no brain. It was removed by a mad scientist next door and he keeps it in a jar like pickled onions with a large gorillas mickey.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    nif is often to be seen up a ladder, so he can get a good view down wimminz tops


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    colrow hates Gaelic games, so he's SHUNNED in Kerry.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    bear.jpg


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