Post a baseless lie about the last poster. Read the warning in post #1

niceirishfella

likes to go out herself and demands the gets a bitch slapping from her pimp.

colrow

is constantly telling lies in the hope that like pinochio his todger will grow.....just a little bit

staker

doesn't realise he's being "analysed" by scientific weirdos looking to clone DNA from a tropical subteranean larva

niceirishfella

Staker runs a sex shop and is his own best customer.

staker

NIF was in the other week looking at the flapelongator, said she didn't need it,she has stalactites of her own

colrow

staker has knitted his dangling piles into a nice little plaited ponytail

niceirishfella

colrow often writes to his local TD demading that his local area is turned into Ireland first dedicated DOGGING tourism area.

colrow

nif was frequently appearing at the courthouse on the usual charge of steeling wimminz underwear of their washing lines.......which led to his enforced resignation from the BallyLongford Brownie pack

niceirishfella

colrow runs a website selling stolen unwashed soiled undies he steals, but he does all the soiling on them...........Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

_SONIC_

hes actually a woman and has fella in his name to try and trick ya!!!

eamon234

Sonic has no eyebrows or pubic hair left due to his hair pulling fetish.

staker

234 is international code sign for private yacht owners

niceirishfella

Staker recently cancelled his 270million euro super yaught order due to the recession. He's getting a rubber dingy instead.

staker

NIF's bikini hook on my new dinghy will be detachable and moulded in the shape of a cucumber

colrow

stakers started a visiting rowlocks polishing service

niceirishfella

colrow is addicted to werthers originals sweets.

dceire

niceirishfella fornicated with a dandelion on the greek island of mykonos using only hope and sheer will!

niceirishfella

dceire dreams of being a pornstar but with only 2 and half inches, its only a dream.

_SONIC_

irish fella has titties the size of a football!!

staker

sonic fantasises about Big Fat Bastard

barleybooley

staker has four mickeys and no belly button

Sea Sharp

barleybooley shoplifts from oxfam and regularily assaults puppies.

staker

GJ shirtlifts in Oxfam so he can "enjoy" the puppy-assault

niceirishfella

staker plays Joe Dolan songs over and over in his head all the time. He was and still is, a devoted fan.

staker

NIF logged on as a NIF cos' she's not "frustrated"

joes girls

Once got lost in barcelona, and had to stay with a gay male strip group, where he fell in love!!!

niceirishfella

JGS always resorts to the "gaY" MAKIE UPPIE stories as she has no brain. It was removed by a mad scientist next door and he keeps it in a jar like pickled onions with a large gorillas mickey.

colrow

nif is often to be seen up a ladder, so he can get a good view down wimminz tops

niceirishfella

colrow hates Gaelic games, so he's SHUNNED in Kerry.

colrow