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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki regenerates by using power rings ability to heal. uses blow gun to shoot darts into Wolf. Curare dipped darts. Why you moving in slo-mo Wolf?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    *kicks wolfie in crotch* your not much stronger now


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Toasty113 wrote: »
    *kicks wolfie in crotch* your not much stronger now
    *Sticks road flare in Toasty's crotch.*
    Feel the burn punk.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    Kinky *removes road flare and uses it to set wolfies fur on fire*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    is everybody in?

    the dust of battle clears to four marbles
    spinning in a circle
    throwing pulls
    repealing centers
    trading color cooler together
    in a sub-atomic partical


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Toasty113 wrote: »
    Kinky *removes road flare and uses it to set wolfies fur on fire*
    *Lights cigarette off burning fur, extinguishes fur.* Do you have any clue how many times I been set on fire? Amateur
    *Locks Toasty in room with Celine Dion*
    Enjoy your private thirty hour concert Toast.
    Matt Holck wrote: »
    is everybody in?

    the dust of battle clears to four marbles
    spinning in a circle
    throwing pulls
    repealing centers
    trading color cooler together
    in a sub-atomic partical
    What did you just call me?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Matt Holck wrote: »
    is everybody in?

    the dust of battle clears to four marbles
    spinning in a circle
    throwing pulls
    repealing centers
    trading color cooler together
    in a sub-atomic partical

    I like it. Whacks Wolf in nose with staff.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Steals Deki's staff and bops her back.*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Give me that! rips it from Wolfs hands. Bap! Bap! Bap! hits Wolf on head. Runs.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Throws bola to trip Deki. Scoops her up and drops her off at multiple murder scene where victims were beaten to death. Waves to police.*
    Good luck explainig that bloody staff.:P


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    The blood didn't match any of the victims. I claimed you were the one they needed to look for. They let me go- no problems. Also I have friend on police force. I believe you are now a person of interest.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Yes, I am a very interesting person.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    :rolleyes:Oh You! don't need us to do you in.
    One of these days you're gonna puff up and bust ! :P


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Deki wrote: »
    :rolleyes:Oh You! don't need us to do you in.
    One of these days you're gonna puff up and bust ! :P
    Which will kill you all in a spray of organic shrapnel


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Not if I'm not around it won't


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I'll make sure you're around for that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    You planning it soon?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    No, but you are.
    *Injects Deki with puffer fish retrovirus. Watches her expand and keep expanding.*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki takes diuretic, I've been vacinated against puffer fish retrovirus, so only mild effects.
    Slams Wolfs favorite loving-cup trophy over Wolfs head. It sticks on his puffed up head.He tries to get it off staggers aroundbumping into trees and tripping over roots.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I has no trophies. Only memories and scars. :cool:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Then what was that thing i shoved on your head?
    Everyone's out may be time to redecorate, Spot you dig some holes, yeah that's good. They don't need to be deep.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Spot while you digging those graves, make sure you pick yourself a nice spot with view of the bone throne.
    *Slams chamberpot on Deki's head, boots her into open grave.*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki takes off pot(my heads not as puffed up as yours) throws it at Wolf knocks him back onto buried land mind. Ba Boom!! See Wolf go Up Up Up? See Wolf come Down Down Down? Wolf lands on another mine- repeats process.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Deki wrote: »
    Deki takes off pot(my heads not as puffed up as yours) throws it at Wolf knocks him back onto buried land mind. Ba Boom!! See Wolf go Up Up Up? See Wolf come Down Down Down? Wolf lands on another mine- repeats process.
    See Wolf somersault in mid-air and use Spot for three point landing. See Spot ripi out Spot's own spine trying to bite Wolf. See Wolf Break Deki's neck with flying clothesline. See Wolf triumphant.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    See Wolf flat on his back with silver staff through his throat. See Deki stand on his chest and pull the staff out. Hear Deki's triumphant cry?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    See Wolf spit blood. Se Wolf cram silver staff somewhere the sun don't shine on Deki. See Wolf stagger off looking for a band-aid.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki jumps on staggery Wolfs back bashes head in with brick. Wolf falls to his knees. Deki kicks Wolf in face then under chin. Reaches in and rips out Wolf's lungs. Walks away.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    This is bad. *Grows new lungs, chases down Deki. Tears out her heart.*
    Feeilng fine, Let's rip out your heart instead of mine.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    uses beating hearts to pump the sea water over the levee


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    KIcks over liquid nitrogen tanker freezing the water and creating a winter wonderland.


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