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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    That blood is from some poor peckerwood that just happened to be here!!!

    OK shifts mountain out of the way. looks round, still no-one but you wolfy???
    reaches for my whip.....oh what to do!!!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Finally a woman who likes to get kinky.
    *Dons leather chaps and bondage mask*
    Ready when you are.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    stabs wolfy (in the little area you thought was safe)with the highest heels i can walk in, yeah think the mask was a good idea.....dont worry im sure it will grow back!!!

    Now to find out how to kill that annoying bird thingy thats always around....


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    joes girls wrote: »
    stabs wolfy (in the little area you thought was safe)with the highest heels i can walk in, yeah think the mask was a good idea.....dont worry im sure it will grow back!!!

    Now to find out how to kill that annoying bird thingy thats always around....
    Ouch, that hurt.
    *Tears out jg's spine and uses it as a garotte on her. *
    That however, definitely hurt worse.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Rips spine off my neck.....who needs a spine in this game!!

    Its time you got a flogging now!!


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Assumes the position.*
    Thought you'd never offer.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    you ready ....tis going to hurt...alot!!!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    joes girls wrote: »
    you ready ....tis going to hurt...alot!!!
    *Chains jg to flogging post.*
    You bet it is sweetheart


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    OK you have annoyed me now.......sweetheart, who are you talkin to...there is nothing sweet about me and i dont need a heart.....loads big gun with bigger bullets. come here and say it to my face!!!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Strolls up to jg. Sticks pinky in gun barrel.*
    Hi sweetheart.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    WHY wolfy what a big pinky you got........


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    ............Im not sure what to do with it???


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Start rubbing it and maybe a genie will appear and grant your fondest wish.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    rubbed very hard ....but no genie came, just some hairy guy talkin all sorts of ****e, had to kill him!!!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    yeah forgot it's ted in my pinky.
    *Rips jg's head off and kicks it down a hill*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Runs around all headless, knocking into everything, hits a funny looking tree which falls over on top of wolfy bangin him into the ground, now were is my bloody head......


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    joes girls wrote: »
    Runs around all headless, knocking into everything, hits a funny looking tree which falls over on top of wolfy bangin him into the ground, now were is my bloody head......
    *Stashes head in freezer for later.*
    Haven't seen it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    feels like an airhead.....whats that......walks into something slimy....is that you wolfy???


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    No I think you just walked into a pile of dragon droppings. Man, that Spot can poo.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Well when you gotta go you gotta go. Deki shoots Wolf with giant water cannon knocking him into headless JG still in slime pit. wow it's kinda like mud wrestling.


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Climbs out of pit, tosses Deki back in.*
    Now that looks like mud wrestling. Where's my popcorn.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    Here you go wolfie *Hands wolfie poison popcorn*


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Toasty113 wrote: »
    Here you go wolfie *Hands wolfie poison popcorn*
    *Sprinkles antidote salt on popcorn. Tasers Toasty unconscious.*
    Hey Spot, wanna tasty demon snack. Here you go big fella enjoy.:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Evil Wolf.
    starts to climb out of slime pit. oh what the heck, shoves headless JG back into slime. look Wolf couldn't you give her back her head? How are you supposed to slap and punch a headless body? Spot shoves Wolf into slime pit knocking headless JG down once again. Spot settles back with Wolf popcorn to enjoy the show.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    *regains conciousness, Fires rocket into mud pit, shields self with umbrella*


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Evil Spot, I gave you a demon snack. Oh fine,
    *Throws jg's head at her headless body.*
    Wow, it actually landed on her shoulders too. Backwards yes, but still heck of a shot.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    *conjurs a strong wind, JGs head blows off her shoulders and rolls away* Hehe, better run and get that JG *JG runs and slips in remains of mud pit. Again.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    JG stumbles around with backward head on doesn't know which way to go. Everyone climbs from slime pit. all attention now focuses on Toast who is laughing but not for long...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    *Everyone leaves and Toasty continues to laugh for a long time*


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki sneaks back gives Toasty a slap. "No laughing."


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