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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki is behind private protective shield. Nah, nah -nah -nah nah!!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Uses power ring to create a sinkhole under Deki's feet. Watches the fox fall in then closes the hole*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Spot digs Deki out of hole. Deki stirs up wind with her staff. Sings to the wind and it begins to twirl faster and faster, higher and higher picking up everything in it's path including Wolf who is pulled to the top and spun in the giant funnel. Ride 'em cowboy. Yippy Ti Yi Yay !


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Uses energy of the wind funnel to propel self straight at Spot. *
    Knockout!!! Now for Deki.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Hits Wolf with Super sizzle from Staff, giving Spot time to recover. Rakes talon down Wolf's back laying it open. Deki kicks Wolf in face and gets out razor. Begins to hum "...stuck in the middle with you..."


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Punches Deki in throat, grabs staff and bops Spot.*
    Time for a strategic retreat.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Hums tunelessly while preparing a little surprise for the next poster.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    Pushes wolfie into his own trap "And since I've no idea what that trap is.." Retreats through portal


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 357 ✭✭MmmmmCheese


    I JUST LOST THE GAME!!!!!!!!!! :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Toasty113 wrote: »
    Pushes wolfie into his own trap "And since I've no idea what that trap is.." Retreats through portal
    *Enjoys the company of twin nymphomaniac gymnasts.*
    Thanks alot Toasty. I never said anything about the surprise being a trap though


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Ah Ha! So now we know the true reason behind the bad back:P:P


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Sends over a very attractive gentleman to distract Deki.*
    Yeah, just keep her busy for awhile. Yes, my name is Sarky and that is my credit card.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    Hehe guillable fools *gymnasts and gentleman shed skin revealing the zombies beneath, zombies begin to maul their respective targets*


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Kills zombies with boomstick.*
    Release the hippomonkey. Imagine Toasty an animal with the pooping power of a hippo and the poo-flinging tendency of a monkey. Enjoy you fecker.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    *hippo-monkey skin sheds revealing a horde of zombie that maul wolfie (again) *really wolfie you should get some better security for the lab where you make these things. Oh and I wouldnt go realising anymore clones, there all suffering from mild cases of un-death


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Right, that does it! Igor you're fired, Igor you just got promoted, and Igor you're just dead.*Bang*
    Release my robot doubles that I personally programmed. Set parameters for demon torture.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    *Claws at reality creating a portal, portal grows hundreds of feet tall, gigantic overlord demon steps through crushing robo-wolfies, and kicks wolfie high in the air, sending a rain of fire after him*


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Toasty113 wrote: »
    *Claws at reality creating a portal, portal grows hundreds of feet tall, gigantic overlord demon steps through crushing robo-wolfies, and kicks wolfie high in the air, sending a rain of fire after him*
    *Uses power ring to absorb rain of fire, turns free energy into interstellar beacon summoning last living member of The Five Inversions.*
    Toasty meet my boss, Atrocitus. He don't like you


    atrocitusred.JPG


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    kicks ya so so hard in the ass....you need your power ring to sit on!!!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    joes girls wrote: »
    kicks ya so so hard in the ass....you need your power ring to sit on!!!
    *Uses power ring to tear the flesh from JG's bones and reassemble her flesh and bones into a comfy chair.*
    Much better


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    wraps around wolfy, suckin him in.....digest and spits out the bones......not bad, have had alot better!!!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    joes girls wrote: »
    wraps around wolfy, suckin him in.....digest and spits out the bones......not bad, have had alot better!!!
    *Gives JG terminal indigestion.*
    Wow, I feel born again.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Cant fight wolfy ..... if your going to walk these parts go and sort out your body..... your ass as a face is not a good look.......were is everyone else???


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Pulls self together properly. Shoots JG with acid darts*
    Where have all the cowardly posters gone is a question I often ponder.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    acid peel......thanks wolfy!!!

    Its turned into a kind of one on one thingy in here ..... me thinks its time to shake it up a little......were is that little Deki yolk gone???

    Needs to let go of some killimanjaro....


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Tickles JG's armpits so she drops the mountain on herself.*
    Yeah, I'm gonna go dig up some help to get you out from under there.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Dont rush back.......could do with a rest......its kind of warm and cosy here!!!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Let me tuck you in then.
    *Pounds mountain down farther*
    Is that blood seeping out?
    *Pounds some more.*
    Yeah that's blood, and brain matter as well


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki rides in on Spot twirling lasso. Ropes JG. leaves JG dangling on end of rope. Uh Oh watch out somebody put in an unexpected mountain . "Pull up Spot! Pull up!" Splat!!!
    "Spot you didn't get high enough. poor JG. Spot, you'll just have to practice that pulling up stuff."


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Deki wrote: »
    Deki rides in on Spot twirling lasso. Ropes JG. leaves JG dangling on end of rope. Uh Oh watch out somebody put in an unexpected mountain . "Pull up Spot! Pull up!" Splat!!!
    "Spot you didn't get high enough. poor JG. Spot, you'll just have to practice that pulling up stuff."
    That and obstacle avoidance.
    *Drops Catskill Mountains in front of Spot. *


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