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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Uses Kirk for a springboard out of the gator pit.*
    Deki, get over here.
    *Harpoons Deki and reels her in.*
    Now you shall die, right after I has a little snooze.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    aw wolf. Waits for Wolf to fall asleep carefully extricates herself from harpoons- mainly caught in fur -good thing i heal fast. Sneaks out returns with Spot carrying 2 ton bag of wolf biscuits. Drops on Sleeping Wolf. no movement...Guess he is a heavy sleeper.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Who dropped dinner off for me?
    *Devours biscuits.*
    Now to go a hunting.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki and Spot fly off to the beach(i wish) It'll be a good place to hide from our enemies.
    Should have put something in those wolf bicuits Spot. Oh you did... all the more reason to take off for the day.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I feel funny. Where's a bush. Never mind I'll just duck behind those rocks down on the beach.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    uh oh Spot - he's on to you. Well i didn't tell you to. Laughing does not mean anything...Deki and Spot wing it for places unknown.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Hunkered down behind rocks.*
    Someday I's gonna get that dragon....
    Just not today.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    rolls rock on top of wolfie " I'm surprised no one thought of that earlier... Ah crap I steped in the sick"


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Toasty113 wrote: »
    rolls rock on top of wolfie " I'm surprised no one thought of that earlier... Ah crap I steped in the sick"
    You should have said, "Oh sick, I stepped in the crap."
    Bye bye toasty.
    *loads toasty in catapult aimed for Pluto.*
    Launch!!!!
    Yeah, he gonna hate that planetoid.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    But the catapult mis-fires and toasty lands safely several feet away, then in a strange twist, the catapult resets itself too quickly and wolfie is crushed beneath the catapults arm


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Picks up catapult. Uses malfunctioning piece of junk to hammer toasty into ground like a tent stake.*
    That is the last time i buy anything from ACME.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki puts in ear plugs. Sneaks up behind Wolf puts in cassette of high frequency signal unheard by humans but torture to k-nine types. Wolf grabs ears. Deki whacks Wolf with Silver staff. Deki runs.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *hammer tosses mangled catapult after Deki. *
    CRUNCH!!!
    Yes I did it. I finally got that annoying kitsune.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki crawls out from under catapult, due to all the recent rain there was a sink hole formed just where she was standing, just as Wolf threw the catapult. Can you believe it?
    Deki waves her staff and giant wave rushes up from sink hole washes Wolf off his feet and out into the Atlantic. Also frees Toast from ground but he's out in te Atlantic too.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Swims back to shore.*
    Now I'm taking the gloves off.
    *Grabs warhammer, heads in Deki's direction.*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki has called Spot while Wolf was taking his little swim. Deki and Spot fly off to warmer shores. Deki doesn't want to know what he plans to do with that warhammer as she was misled and expecting some form of worms...


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Sidney!!!
    *Watches giant worm wearing saddle erupt from ground.*
    Let's go home. I has to go to work soon.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Uh oh I knew there would be worms, but i must get up at 3:00 so soon to sleep; deal with Sidney later.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Sidney you stupid worm, I said take a left at Cleveland. Great now we're never going to catch up to Deki.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    Toasty walks out of sea, slow motion style, watches giant worm disappear over the horizon "hmm, thats weird" sets off along beach at a leisurly pace in the opposite direction


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Watches giant jellyfish float up out of ocean and engulf Toasty.*
    I could go help, but I'm sure the jellyfish can take care of itself.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    Floats inside jellyfish, tears hole in side and simply swims back ashore, walks out of water slow motion style, continues leisurely walk


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Wait a minute Sidney. I will not stand by and watch an innocent creature come to harm.
    *Smashes Toasty's knees with warhammer.*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    Pops knees back into place " innocent!?! It ate me!" Another giant jellyfish comes out of the ocean and engulfs wolfie "Wow... the universe has a good sense of timing. Enjoy!" Continues walk


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Politely asks jellyfish to be put down. *
    Thank you, now excuse me while I punish an arrogant demon thing.
    *Uses Red Lantern powers to disassemble Toasty on the molecular level*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    Reincarnates in demon world and appears beside wolfie through portal. "That wasnt very nice" Glares in a demonic way, wolfie bursts into flames so hot that all the nearby water evaporates


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Hits Toasty with Fire extinguisher between the eyes.*
    Stop starting fires you inconsiderate fool. You could really hurt someone.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    "I thought that was the point of this thread? Oh well, I guess I'll just go make world peace then" Glares to make world peace, the world sets on fire "whoops wrong glare. Your looking a little crispy there wolfie"


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Brushes singed hair off. Shoves toasty's head where the sun don't shine.*
    Bastiche.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    Removes head from cardboard box "Wow, that did absolutely nothing" Grabs wolfie and packs him into box, posts it to Australia "Enjoy the giant , poisonous everythings!"


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