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Stranger: A WILD CHARIZARD HAS APPEARED.
You: Daddy's on the floor
Stranger: IT'S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE.
You: My daddy has fallen on the floor
Stranger: ...
Stranger: wait, seriously?
Stranger: 911 time~
You: What's their number?
Stranger: .....
Stranger: rofl.
Stranger: oh, you're good.
You: My daddy's on the floor and my mammy's not here because she has died of AIDS
Stranger: aw nu bro.
Stranger: you gon get AIDs
You: I will get aides yes
You: helpful aides
Stranger: haha.
Stranger: but if you're serious, go call an ambulance or something
Stranger: but i think you're trolling
You: 10/10 for you.
You: Way to go
Stranger: b)
Stranger:
You: Can I have some money?
Stranger: Nope.
You: I'm a recovering alcoholic and I need to buy tablets that make me not want to drink anymore. All I need is a couple of eur
You: *euro
Stranger: Nah.
Stranger: Can't help you.
Stranger: See, I'm a recovering herion addict
Stranger: I got nothing
You: Heroin is for pussies.
You: You're a pussy
Stranger: heroin*
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: l am boy
Stranger: u
You: I are cat
Stranger: ne
Stranger: m or f
You: I am really a 32 year old business woman looking for a bit of online sex while my husband is away.
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Stranger: hi
You: Hello. M or F?
Stranger: f
You: T
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Stranger: hi
You: I am the clit commander
Stranger: hum?
Stranger: clit?
You: You have a lo
You: woops
You: You have a lot to learn
You: A clit is a set of weights that men use to build up muscle. Great form of exercise.
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Stranger: hey
You: I'm a wanker
You: A big stupid wanker
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Stranger: hi
You: Hi there.
Stranger: name?
You: Al InSheerah
You: You?
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: f/m
You: t
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Stranger: bdog
You: bdog?
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Stranger: hi
You: Excuse me do you know the correct way to insert a dildo into one's ass?
Stranger: no im sorry i dont
Stranger: are u a man or woman
You: Could you ask anyone around you for assistance. I just don't want to stick it too deep in there in case I **** all over the place.
You: I'm both by the way.
Stranger: no theres no one around
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
Stranger: hello stranger
You: i am boring
You: do you want to talk about boring things
You: ?
Stranger: ooh, super
You: things that are not funny
Stranger: why do you think you are boring?
You: because people only go here to troll and cyber
You: anyone trying to have a proper conversation must clearly be boring
You: like me
You: so where are you from?
Stranger: they can be interesting sometimes
Stranger: Florida
You: There are a lot of old people in florida
You: are you old?
You: I am from nottingham
You: in england
Stranger: There are a lot of old people indeed.
Stranger: I am in fact not one of them.
Stranger: England is far away.
You: Do you collect model trains?
You: I collect model trains
You: My parent's attic is covered in model track
Stranger: I don't collect model trains.
You:
Stranger: However, there's a toy train under my bed that has been around for as long as I remember.
You: What model?
Stranger: It's not exactly model and I think it's broken, but it's there.
You: Do you collect model tanks or helicopters?
Stranger: I collect elephants and keychains.
Stranger: Nothing else
Stranger: not real elephants, lol.
You: Do you prefer indian or african elephants?
Stranger: african, but indian's fun too, I suppose.
Stranger: I just like cute ones
You: I prefer indian elephants becaus they are more tame
You: Baby elephants?
Stranger: I have a small stuffed one that I bought in Colorado, and a small figurine that I bought in Rome.
You: I don't think elephants are cute
You: their trunks remind me of a penis
Stranger: penises are fun.
Stranger: they just remind me of trunks.
You: No, penises are not fun
You: it's very hard not to touch mine in public
Stranger: lol, well, less fun to have than anything else
You: People get very offended. Especially when i'm around children
Stranger: how can you not think elephants are cute?!
You: Because their trunks remind me of my penis and make me want to touch it, which will get me in trouble
Stranger: why would you touch it around children?
Stranger: general itches or what?
You: I don't know. I just want to touch it. I can't explain why
Stranger: well, how do you touch it?
Stranger: I can understand if you have to scratch it or something but if you start going to town on yourself just because, you might have issues.
You: I'm not comfortable talking about my penis. I feel like i need to touch it and i know i shouldn't. I feel like pulling on it and rubbing it against my bed
You: Can we talk about something else please?
Stranger: sure, but you're the one who brought it up.
Stranger: anyways, elephants are adorable, end of story
Stranger: along with giraffes and panda bears
You: I like pandas. I have a stuffed panda. Her name is billie.
You: Did you know giraffes cannot lie on their sides?
Stranger: no, I didn't know that, but I guess it makes sense.
Stranger: is it a real panda or a toy panda?
You: Toy
Stranger: yay for toy
Stranger: dead animals make me sad.
You: But don't tell my parents because I am too old to play with toys
You: But sometimes i like to anyway
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 34
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 18
Stranger: significantly younger
You: I lost my virginity at 18
You: are you a virgin?
Stranger: I lost it at 15
You: The girl i had sex with was 13 at the time. Her parents got really annoyed when they found out
You:
You: We had to move house
You: I never got to see her again
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You: Sometimes i wonder if i found her today would she still love me
You: I'm still in love with her
Stranger: I didn't find you boring, your penis and pedophilia talk was very inspiring, but I'll be going now.
Stranger: byebye!
You: /b/ much?
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Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: where r u from?
You: Ireland
You: you?
Stranger: poland
Stranger: f/m
You: male
Stranger: f
You: you?
Stranger: f
You: cool
Stranger: how old?
You: 28
You: u
Stranger: 18
You: nice
Stranger: i know
Stranger:
You: lol
Stranger: lol2
You:
Stranger:
You: so what are you up to
Stranger: what?
You: what are you doing/
You: ?
You: besides talking to me
Stranger: listen music
Stranger: and u ?
You: same actually
Stranger: watch tv
Stranger: nice
Stranger:
You: having a beer aswell
Stranger: what kind of music
You: hip hop
You: and some dance
Stranger: mee to ;D
You: cool
Stranger: i dance to
Stranger: i love dance!
You: same here
Stranger: send me a pic please
You: how??
Stranger: copy a link;)
Stranger: from pic;)
You: ok let me find one
Stranger: ok ;
Stranger: take ur time
You: http://www.bebo.com/PhotoAlbumBig.jsp?PageNbr=1&MemberId=508838&PhotoAlbumId=8180084094&PhotoId=8180232306
Stranger: what kind of dance do u dancing
You: No i'm a Dj
Stranger: aaaa
You: have you a pic
Stranger: no
You: ok
Stranger:
Stranger: im must be getting along
Stranger: so bye
You: ok i'll probably see you over here sometime
You: in spar
You: or supermacs
Stranger: supermacs?
You: Its a nightclub
Stranger: im usualy go to zainzi bar
You: Is that near Howl At The Moon
Stranger: g 2 g now
You: ok see you
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: vwhai, hezzo zher' mein buddy!
You: Whoah, is this the future?
Stranger: do not verry i spechk gut englisch!!!
Stranger: not liek zose crezee chinese peoples
You: you are quite strange, future-man
You: tell me, do they have robot prostitutes in your time?
Stranger: zyes! In zee future vwhee speek every nuance weeth our typingz!
You: This is most perplexing
Stranger: Yes, zhe are like any other computer medium
Stranger: Sorry, it's getting hard to type like that ;x
Stranger: computer storage medium*
Stranger: a bit like floppy discs
You: Thats ok, I forgive you
You: What year be it?
Stranger: It be 2100
You: Ye Gods!
Stranger: Damn you for not fixing global warming!
You: I have travelled far
Stranger: DAMN YOU.
Stranger: IT'S ALL YOUR SINGULAR FAULT.
You: I apologise again
Stranger: Why didn't you fight for the electric car?!
Stranger: Why didn't you fight for renewable energy?!
Stranger: YOU.
You: It was a losing battle I tells you!!!
Stranger: IT'S YOUR FAULT./
You: All of it!
Stranger: Some battles are worth dieing for!
Stranger: WHY ARE YOU STILL ALIVE.
You: They lied to us!
Stranger: LIAR.
You: They said we would all have lovely tans if you continued to pollute
Stranger: Ah yes... Medetteranian tans...
Stranger: Of course
You: Its not so bad here in the future though
Stranger: you would have sucummbed to the propaganda
You: I like those funny things on your head
You: what are they called?
Stranger: Earings!
You: Head-peni?
Stranger: Are you calling my earings phallic imagery?!
Stranger: Hympth! Thank god we've evolved culturally.
You: Of course no.... I....I....
Stranger: What year are you from?
You: 2009
You: Anything interesting happen in that year?
Stranger: I'm assuming atleast the 20th century, with your lack of superstitious mutterings
Stranger: Yes, something interesting went down on September 2nd 2009
You: Oh noes!
You: Tell me!
Stranger: I'm afraid that would be against time laws... They even have an institution that monitors time offenses these days
Stranger: but of course
Stranger: everyone knew someone big was coming on sept 2nd
You: Of course, of course
Stranger: on your year
Stranger: so i can mention the date
Stranger: but only the date
You: Does it involve ice cream?
Stranger: Indirectly... But of course, we know everything is linked by now.
You: I like ice cream
You: I call it 'Nice cream'
You: but I digress
Stranger: What a quant culture you had back then...
Stranger: quaint*
You: Have women evolved a third boob in your time yet?
Stranger: Unfortunately no =[
You: Total Recall lied!!
Stranger: Ah, but total recall was just a dream
You: Or was it?
Stranger: Yes, I can tell you from a future standpoint, it was.
Stranger: We went back in time and monitored the author closely.
Stranger: I'm breaking time laws telling you this
You: Do you dream of three boobed women?
You: I sure do
Stranger: well, I have often thought about starting a eugenics program
Stranger: to try and breed three boobed women
You: I have something to tell you now....
Stranger: It's a pitty you're not a 3 boobed women
Stranger: Oh?
You: I am a Time Officer, you have breached several Time Laws and Quantum Codes
You: You are under arrest
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Stranger: Can I see your identification?
You: Sure, here you go, *shoots with Time Laser*
Stranger: Nobody would have believed your character!
Stranger: Hehe, that tickled.
You: Dammit
You: That was supposed to send you back to September 1st 2009
Stranger: Nooo! Let's hope you don't manage to repair your time laser before i get away
You: *repairs Time Laser*
Stranger: I'd only have a day
Stranger: to prepare for sep 2nd
Stranger: :: runs ::
You: *shoots self by accident*
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: Nooo!!! :: runs and tries to grab you ::
Stranger: nobody deserves that fate!
Stranger: :: gets sucked in with you ::
Stranger: NOOO
Stranger: damnit!
Stranger: now we're in this together!
You: The bunnies! Get them off me!!
Stranger: THEY'RE... BREEDING ALREADY!
Stranger: JUST LIKE THE TEXTBOOKS SAID!
Stranger: Arghhh!1!1!
You: Get the ice cream!!!
Stranger: Of course, of course!
You: Back off evil bunnies! Unless you want vanilla in your face!
Stranger: I've got vanilla, and I'm not afraid to replace your carrots with it!
Stranger: LET THE RABBITS GO BLIND.
Stranger: LET THEM NOT SEE IN THE DARK.
You: Oh no.... look over there *points*
Stranger: :: looks ::
You: Its Lord Rabbit of the Death Zone
You: He's huge!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger:... Oh noes, we're ****ed.
Stranger: We should not have been so arrogant with time!
You: We were fools!!!
You: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: Damn our arrogance!
You: We have too much time on our hands, don't we?
Stranger: hahahahah yeah... Truely we do
Stranger: Still, better than your average omegle conversation xD
You: true, very true *looks back on conversation with fondness*0 -
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You: knock knock
Stranger: who's there?
You: disco
Stranger: disco who?
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Stranger: I LOVE CHOCOLATE
You: is that because you can't get laid?
Stranger: Surely ...
Stranger: *whine*
Stranger: Why are you so mean bwaaaah
You: Aw don't be sad. You can eat your troubles away
You: www.thisiswhyyourefat.com
You: om nom nom
Stranger: ho let's check it out
You: thats a genuine link btw. its not spam or any virus type ****
Stranger: woah
Stranger: it's a wonderfull world of food
You: yup. for people like you and me, where sex just isnt a viable option
You: unless you pay for it
You: and in which case, from my experience, its never worth it
You: especially when you have to spend 2 hours at the STI clinic the next day
You: but i digress
Stranger:
Stranger: man
Stranger: i'm gonna build my own empire of chocolate
Stranger: and conquer the world
You: thats not a good idea. did you not read "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory"? The bit with the Indian Prince and his palace of chocolate melting.
You: if you want an empire of chocolate, you must first destroy the ultimate enemy
You: THE SUN
Stranger: O RLY
Stranger: I m gonna put an end to this son of a
Stranger: but how am i supposed to do this
You: I'm afraid I have helped you as much as I can.
You: The rest of the journey must be taken by you alone
You: Godspeed, my fat sexless friend
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You: Believe it or not Ireland is the bigest exporter of bananas in the world. Although bananas do not grow in Ireland, Fyffes (an Irish owned company) imports bananas from Columbia, Honduras, Belize and Costa Rica and then exports them throughout Europe making Ireland, as a country, the biggest exporter of bananas in the world!
Stranger: heey
You: Isnt that mad????
Stranger: cool
You: Hahaha
You: Your turn
Stranger: hahaahahaha
Stranger: what the ****?
You: Tell me something I don't know¬
You: Go!
Stranger: well, i'm a **** bitch
Stranger: and i want you
You: Brilliant!
You: Thats perfect
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: i'm kidding
You: Hahaha
You: Hey, help me out...
Stranger: i'm just a little girl
You: Brown or blue?
Stranger: huumm, blue, i think
You: Ok... And silver or black?
Stranger: silver, of course
You: Oh good choice!
You: Now brown or white?
Stranger: and now you, black or white?
Stranger: brown
You: Damn I was hoping you'd say white, but maybe you're right
You: Ill go with black
Stranger: oow good choice guy
Stranger: whats your name?
You: Steve, yours?
Stranger: do you like bananas? oO
Stranger: Manuella
You: Hahaha
You: Yeah I do
Stranger: hahahahaha
You: So what were you picking colours for?
You: Im tryin to decide what to wear
You: And its all sorted now
You: WOOOOOHHOOOOOOO
Stranger: WOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: good lucky
You: What were you picking?
Stranger: in brazil
Stranger: and u?
You: That's a strange answer, but ok... Im in Ireland
You: Whats Brazil like?
You: Id love to go over
You: My brother went there and said it was ****ing CRAZYYYY
Stranger: here is very good
You: Bananas?
Stranger: come here!!
Stranger: yes
You: Say no more, I'm coming!!!
You: Hahaha
Stranger: OKKKKKKKKKKK
Stranger: so, i see you in brazil
Stranger: one day..
Stranger: hahahaha
You: Have you ever watched a show called fawlty towers?
You: Theres a guy in it called manuel
You: Its the funniest thing Ive ever seen
Stranger: i never see
You: You should find it on youtube
You: Its great
You: He's a proter in a hotel
Stranger: ooow yeah, i'll search
You: sorry a porter
You: and he doesnt understand english
You: so he keeps getting everything wrong
You: Hahaha youll have to see it though
Stranger: hahahaha, like me]
You: Haha!
You: So what do you do? apart from eating bananas?
Stranger: you are very funny
Stranger: and crazy
Stranger: oow, nothing
Stranger: and u?
Stranger: i'm skater
You: Nothing?!!! Oh no! I thought you were going to let me in on a huge secret
You: Like that you are a super hero
You: err
You: banana man!
You: Thats who you are!
Stranger: how do you know?
You: Skater eh? A girl skater? Thats cool
Stranger: :O
You: I skate too
Stranger: yeessss
You: Bowls mainly
Stranger: really?!
Stranger: COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
You: I love BOWLS!!!
You: Yeah
You: You know Tony Alva?
Stranger: yes, the dogtown
You: Yeah!
You: He's my favourite skater ever!
Stranger: Peggy Oki
You: He's great
You: Eats tons of bananas too
Stranger: HAHAHAHAAHHA
You: Thats why he's so good see
You: You'll be that good if you keep at those Brazillian bananas
Stranger: have a many bananas here!!!
You: Haha
You: What kind of skating do you like?
Stranger: how old are you?
You: guess
You: id say you're 16 or 17
You: Maybe im wrong though
Stranger: 17
You: Wow!
You: Haha I got it!
You: Oh crap that was your guess
Stranger: stranger
You: I thought you were saying I was right
You: Damn
You: Im 20
You: You?
Stranger: nice
Stranger: 17
You: So I did get it right!
You: Wooohooo!
Stranger: hahahahaha
Stranger: who do you guess?
Stranger: how*
You: just give it a go... You're pretty fun to talk to so I thought you'd be about that age
You: Just a guess really
You: So, when I get to Brazil...
You: What the 3 things that I HAVE to do
You: Whats the best things over there?
Stranger: go to the beachs, it's veeeeery beautiful
You: I love beaches!
Stranger: really?! i'm too
Stranger: i love sea, i love sun
Stranger: i love the life
You: Course you do!
You: Everyone does!
You: You love bananas too remember
Stranger: hahahaaha
Stranger: yes
Stranger: my cousin is here
You: Hello cousin!
You: Let me talk to your cousin
Stranger: Heelloo
You: Hey!
You: Are you crazy about bananas too?
You: Your cousin was tellin me that she eats 100000000000000000000000000 bananas a day
Stranger: no, i'm not
You: Ah no!
Stranger: i like oranges
You: Thats not good at all
You: oranges are the work of evil!
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: i'm back
You: Get you cousin back on here
You: Oh hi!
Stranger: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
You: I like you much bettert
Stranger: crazyy dude
You: Oranges?
Stranger: hahahahaha
You: That person is insane!!!
Stranger: urghhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You: Haha whats that?
Stranger: INSANITYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
You: Your stomach rumbling for more bananas?
You: FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You: Hahahhaa
Stranger: its cold here
Stranger: and there?
You: Yeah its pretty cold
You: got a nice cup of tea though
Stranger: good idea
You: Yup yup
You: Tell me more about Brazil
Stranger: i'm going to drink a nice cup of bananas tea
You: Hahahaha!
You: I just fell over laughing
You: High five
You: Hahahhaha
Stranger: its wonderful!! its happy, but have a bad conditions.. like crimes, but not much
You: What are the people like? Do many people speak english there?
You: I only know french
Stranger: no
You: and english of course
Stranger: i love french, its so beautiful
You: oui bien sur
Stranger: i know spanish
You: Wow cool!
You: I wish I learned spanish... maybe soon Ill start
Stranger: hola, que tal
Stranger: its like portuguese
You: That doesn't help me at all... I'll learn it some day
You: I'm trying to learn russian at the moment
You: But I can't afford the books!
You: I have some cds and stuff, but I cant read russian or write it
You: Where did you learn english?
You: From a banana box?
Stranger: hahahaha
You: Hahaha your english is goood
Stranger: so so
You: so so so
You: Im winning!
Stranger: Ronaldo was born here, Gisele Bunchen too.. Felipe Massa
Stranger: i'm a loser
You: What??
You: Hahaha
You: best line yet
Stranger: line?
You: Felipe massa is cool
You: NEEEEEEEEERRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Stranger: whats it?
Stranger: hahahaha
You: Line... I meant when you said 'im a loser' I cracked up laughing... It just made me laugh thats all
You: If you say a good line its like a joke that you didnt intend to make
Stranger: ooow yes
You: Haha micheal jackson... ooow!!!
Stranger: what do you do there?
You: In ireland?
Stranger: yes
You: I work on a farm at the moment...
Stranger: cool!!!
You: But I'll be going back to college soon
Stranger: what do you wanna bewhy?
You: I need to find a new job for that
Stranger: why*
You: Im studying *********
You: And I want to be a surgeon
You: eventually!€
You: How about yourself, what do you want to do?
Stranger: ITS REALLY COOL!!
You: Apart from eating bananas and saving the world
Stranger: i wanna be a oceanographer
You: Wow!
You: Thats sounds great!
Stranger: or biology
You: Fair play
Stranger: yes, i even love it
You: Haha I get you
You: I love biology too
You: its amazing
Stranger: yess
You: For one of my classes this year we have to train 3 lab rats
You: We get to keep them for 9 months
You: I can't wait to get mine!
Stranger: oow cuuute
You: Im gonna give them the wierdest names
You: Ones gonna be elton john
Stranger: hahahaahaah
You: Thats the gay one... The one that stays out of the fights
Stranger: hahaahaah
You: The other is gonna be Marilyn Monroe
You: Thats so that the gay one has somebody to talk about shoes to
You: And the last one is gonna be Rambo
You: He's the asshole
Stranger: HAHAHAAHAHAH
You: The one that Monroe wants to screw
You: but Elton john is always watching them
You: So then one day Rambo is gonna go CRAZY!
You: He's gonna get so mad
Stranger: do you have a pet?
You: And he's gonna rip elton's head off while singin SATURDAY NIGHT'S ALRIGHT FOR FIGHTIN GET A LITTLE ACTION IN!!!!!!!!!
You: Its gonna be great!
Stranger: hahaahahaha
You: Yeah I have a dog and a few fish
Stranger: ooooww
You: The fish are cool, they kind of keep to themselves
You: but my dog...
You: jeez
You: He's doctor evil!€
You: How about you?
Stranger: if i have..
Stranger: yes, i have a cat
You: What do you call it?
Stranger: because i live with my grandmother and she dont a dog
Stranger: lady zu
Stranger: it was name of the brasilian singer
Stranger: brazilian*
You: Yeah lady zu.... she's really hot!
You: Well was
Stranger: do you know?
Stranger: oO
You: A bit too old now
Stranger: lieeeeer
Stranger: hahahaha
You: Get out of it
You: Hahahhaa
Stranger: :O
Stranger: you dont want meeeeeeeeeee
Stranger:
You: What are you talking about?
You: cheer up
You:
Stranger:
Stranger: do you have a facebook?
You: I do actually
You: You have one too?
You: Tell me how to find you
Stranger: ******** ****** **** ******
Stranger: i think
Stranger: haha
You: You think?
You: Hahaha
Stranger: yes hahahaah
You: is that you wearing a pink top? And a flower in your hair?
Stranger: yeess
You: Cool! I found you!
You: Ok, well my real name is ***!
Stranger: cooooool
You: I told you i was steve earlier
Stranger: hahahahaaha
You: Sorry about that!
You: But you can see my page
You: Hahaha
Stranger:
Stranger: i'll see
You: Cool I just added you
You: wahey!
Stranger: heeeyy
You: Haha thats cool
Stranger: yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah
You: Crazy eh?
You: Im not crazy! Its you I swear!
You: That picture is me and my band
You: We played with ods
You: They were there too
Stranger: i know, i know
You: Hahaha
Stranger: ods?
You: Of course you know... You're banana woman
You: Ods... Oliver Dawson Saxon
You: Theyre a band from 1980's... They're really good
You: Do you like music?
Stranger: yesss
Stranger: i like hardcore... NOFX, less than jake, sublime
You: Cool
Stranger: and u like what?
You: Older stuff...
You: Megadeth
You: Metallica
You: Ozzy
You: Flotsam and Jetsam
You: Thin lizzy
Stranger: ozzy is innnsaneeeeeeee
You: Hahah
You: He;s good though
You: You gone collecting bananas?
You: havin a good feed for youself yeah!?
You: Hahahah
Stranger: i dont know, i think so..
Stranger: i eat bananas
Stranger: hahahaha
You: What else do you like?
Stranger: granola
You: Whats Granola?
Stranger: its a nature cereal
You: Fair enough
You: Look Im wrecked
You: Gonna head off to bed
You: Nice to meet you though!
Stranger: nice to meet you dude
You: Ill talk to you some other time
You: Tell your cousin to stay away from oranges
You: Theyre not worth the risk
Stranger: yess
You: Hahaha goodnight!
Stranger: good night
Stranger: byeeee
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Stranger: bob????
You: ya
You: why not
You: im bob
Stranger: we meet again!
You: but this time the advantage is mine
You: MWAH HA HA
Stranger: i've missed your evil laugh
You: it is indeed the sweetest music one could ever hear
You: i may laugh for you again before i destroy you
Stranger: you don't know how long i've waited
You: well your wait is finally over
You: but now
You: WE MUST FIGHT TO THE DEATH
Stranger: no fighting bob!
Stranger: we're meant for each other
Stranger: its destiny
You: Hmm.....I didn't know you were ghey
You: this changes everything
Stranger: im not gay!!
Stranger: how could u say such things
You: So what, you're a woman? GTFO!!
Stranger: did u just swear at me?
Stranger: DID YOU???
You: No ****ing way
You: I never ****ing swear
Stranger: this is hard for me to see, bob
You: OK i'm bored of you now. I'll just shoot you know and get it over with
You: *BANG*
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Stranger: hey there
You: hi
You: my dad says all people on the internet are perverts, i don't think thats true
Stranger: i want to fcuk your a****** with a banana
Stranger: yes they are
Stranger: all of em
Stranger:
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Stranger: hi 7 f usa
Stranger: u
Stranger:
You: 45 m usa
Stranger: hi want to be friends hehe
You: word of advice
You: when you see him run... run.. and dont look bacl
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Stranger: its shota cat you sick ****, how do you know about him
Stranger: lol
You: my kid told me about him
You: scared the **** out of her
You: the bills for the psychologist
You: i just dont want to talk about it
Stranger: yeah thats okay , lol, later bitch
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